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Monster Summer Game (Valve, F2P, Out Now) |OT| Cookie click to unlock sales
- Thread starter Freedom = $1.05
- Start date
tim_pkmn89
Member
*minigame
Don't overhype it
Don't overhype it
BibiMaghoo
Member
It's the Summer Sale game. You earn cards and stuff.
Wait, you knew this and troll titled the thread. Not smart.
Wait, you knew this and troll titled the thread. Not smart.
Cameron122
Member
What have you done
SargerusBR
I love Pokken!
Already knew what the thread was about so jokes on you OP 
Freedom = $1.05
Banned
im at level 8, when does this garbage end
Muskieratboi
Member
My God..
They're sending every single click to the server.
The'yre ASKING to be DDOSed.
They're sending every single click to the server.
The'yre ASKING to be DDOSed.
super-famicom
Member
It's a crap game, don't even bother.
super-famicom
Member
I got a card for starting the game, dunno if you get multiple cards per day.
Edit:
From the minigame FAQ
So, 3 cards a day, but at random intervals.
dave is ok
aztek is ok
And people say Valve don't develop games.
I got a card for starting the game, dunno if you get multiple cards per day.
Oh shit. This is clicker heroes all over again.
I excised that tumor from my life long ago. VALVE IS DRAGGING ME BACK IN.
ashecitism
Member
Never understood these clicker games. So, basically all you do is click? And people are addicted to it?
Demon Lizardman
Banned
This game is fucking broken. It says I keep doing 20 points of damage but it doesn't register until I reset the page.
Freedom = $1.05
Banned
Interfectum
Member
I thought people said Valve didn't make games anymore!
Veritigo_X
Member
Can't play it. Probably for the best anyway.
Bubbavelli
Banned
Super broken but I'm interested into what sales the game leads to
Also this is the real HL3
SUPER DESTROYMAN
Member
Opened it for the first time, spawned, and died.
Now nothing works.
Now nothing works.
FF Seraphim
Member
What sucks is that Valve has connected certain Sales with this game... and the game is really bad...
Quadraphonic
Member
Why do I keep losing my powerups?
Freedom = $1.05
Banned
i finally got cards, this game is the best game ever
FF Seraphim
Member
This is happening to me as well... I get money but lose my powerups... I should just step away from the computer and do some yoga or something productive...
PandaPedinte
Member
Can't even start a game.
Hero_of_the_Day
Member
That would be amazing.
Starwolf_UK
Member
Remember folkes, use mousekeys (left alt + left shift + num lock) to save breaking your mouse.
Also it seems negative DPS is possible somehow. Do the enemies have regen? Also I have the sad realisation I am THE DPS on the lame I am currently as the DPS drops dramatically when I stop. But even so the DPS does not work at all as the HP bars drop about 10 times slower than they should.
The boss has hundreds of million and looking at the store page it seems people have given up vs those.
Also it seems negative DPS is possible somehow. Do the enemies have regen? Also I have the sad realisation I am THE DPS on the lame I am currently as the DPS drops dramatically when I stop. But even so the DPS does not work at all as the HP bars drop about 10 times slower than they should.
My team has been at level 10 for 4 hours (levels 1-9 were beaten in 27 minutes for comparison) and enemies have a few million health so it will take ages to kill anything.
The boss has hundreds of million and looking at the store page it seems people have given up vs those.
I haven't seen any enemies or anything at all in the game yet but apparently I'm at level 28 now.
I wonder how the actual game plays. I hope by tomorrow I at least get some graphics on the screen. Although I do like this version too, got two cards already and haven't done a single thing in the game.
I wonder how the actual game plays. I hope by tomorrow I at least get some graphics on the screen. Although I do like this version too, got two cards already and haven't done a single thing in the game.
Easy Auto Clicker makes the game much more bearable.
LurkerPrime
Member
I wonder how much Valve is regetting the boss kill sale goals right now. The only thing that will unlock them are bot farms.
Claude Augario
Member
I can't even start the game.
Maybe Steam is doing me a favor?
Maybe Steam is doing me a favor?
Holy crap.
I just got to level 15 before getting a bit bored and clicking off.
Level 10 took about 20 minutes or so, and that was painful enough. I wonder if the boss targets can be reached today.
You are totally asking for a VAC ban.
PixyJunket
Member
I can't get into a game.
You're missing out on absolutely nothing. It's not really a game anyway. You just click or you don't. You die and respawn automatically after a while or you click and respawn immediately. At some point you might have so much life that you probably don't die anyway. Maybe you'll meet a boss at some point. Bosses are like every other enemy, except they have more health. You click or you don't and at some point they die. You get a bit more gold. Whoa! Hey, if you're lucky you can't advance to the next level, which means you might have to start new. Great, isn't it?
lyrick
Member
Similar issue Got to level 20 in about 20 minutes, and have been sitting there for roughly another 30.
blainethemono
Member
Similar issue Got to level 20 in about 20 minutes, and have been sitting there for roughly another 30.
pretty sure i got to 20, walked away for about 36 minutes, and was at 29 when i came back
So much better now thanks lol!