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Horror Stories of Eating Ice Cream (NSFW)

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LionPride

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I was licking the cone of my boyfriend at the time, and while that was happening, he suddenly dropped a big scoop on me. He collapsed in a giggle fit while I was kinda pissed.

I didn't think much more of it until a few days later when I woke up with my fingers glued together with ice cream. My boyfriend had given me ice cream fingers from fidgeting while I licked his ice cream. I didn't break up with him over that, but it's no surprise we didn't last much longer.— Steph, 24, Orange County
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When I was in high school, I was getting curious about rocky road, and suggested to my bf at the time that I treat him as a previous partner had introduced me to it. He was a little grossed out at first, but he took some whipped cream and then figured out that he LOVED IT.

Well, two years down the road, we couldn't have ice cream without me paying attention to his spoon somehow, because if I didn't he would lay on his back with his knees on his shoulders and WHINE AT ME until I gave in. This led to it being a huge turnoff for me in that relationship, especially when he became complacent and his ice cream was melted all of the time.

Many years later, I am with the guy who got me into it originally, and we have a grand old time eating almost any flavor imaginable with each other.... and he doesn't whine at me to suck his Klondike Bar like a little bitch.—Laura, 27
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Just a taste of the article

http://www.vice.com/read/when-ass-eating-goes-wrong-456

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MMarston

Was getting caught part of your plan?
We were making out, and I was feeling totally fine, and then he was fingering me, and then he was rimming me, and then all of the sudden he got up and ran really quickly into the bathroom. I heard hacking into the sink. I don't know if he was actually vomiting. I figured out what happened, and I was like, "Oh, no. Oh, no." I knew I pooped in his mouth. I just sat there.
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Mimosa97

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The last one surely must be fake. How is it humanly possible to just munch on hot poop without vomiting ? And at the end he says that there was no smell like uuuh what ? How is that possible ?

I call fake
 
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Miles X

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NOLA_Gaffer said:
Why would you put your face near where shit comes from?
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Because it's incredibly pleasureable, as long as it's clean
(Tho I guess not for some folk)

I mean piss comes out of cock/vagina, should people avoid that too?

Mimosa97 said:
The last one surely must be fake. How is it humanly possible to just munch on hot poop without vomiting ? And at the end he says that there was no smell like uuuh what ? How is that possible ?

I call fake
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Google is your friend (or rather not). Have you never seen 2 girls 1 cup? I bailed as I have a weak stomach for that shit ... but it exists.
 
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Dart

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Miles X said:
Because it's incredibly pleasureable, as long as it's clean
(Tho I guess not for some folk)

I mean piss comes out of cock/vagina, should people avoid that too?



Google is your friend (or rather not). Have you never seen 2 girls 1 cup? I bailed as I have a weak stomach for that shit ... but it exists.
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I'd much rather drink piss than eat shit if I had a choice, but that's just me ¯_(ツ)_/¯
 
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Secret Fawful

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Distressingly, I felt the rumblings of a bowel movement deep in my gut, so I stood up to bring an end to the rim job. He was baffled, and I was slightly embarrassed to admit to him that I thought we should stop lest I accidentally poop on his face. He looked at me and said earnestly, "That wouldn't be a bad thing."

This sexy man wanted me to defecate on his beautiful face, and I was horrified—yet intrigued. I tried to decline, saying things like: "I'm not into scat," "I don't like the smell of shit." "This isn't very sanitary." Wordlessly, he led me back to the makeshift rim chair and sat me down, and he put a small towel around his neck, the way a hungry diner tucks a napkin into his collar.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKSsUi-zAJU
 
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Geist-

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Johndoey said:
Make sure everyone's enema'd up properly.
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I haven't done it before, but I'd think with enough fiber in the diet, evacuating the bowels beforehand, and a good shower/scrub, it should be pretty clean.

It's the spontaneous rimjobs that get people.
 
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dpunk3

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There were a few times that shook me from my daze when he'd ask me to stop shitting so that he'd have time to chew, and it would reoccur to me that I was pooping on someone's face.
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Fucking outta here.
 
Coloress_Kafka

Coloress_Kafka

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There's a 19 min video on Xvideos that details how to clean your ass. It has 1.4 million views but it should be MANDATORY for anyone asking to get their booty hole licked.
 
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Speevy

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I vote that this topic, and all its variations falls under the category of too gross to be a topic.

I mean fine, do whatever you want in your bedroom, but this doesn't need to look like a porn forum.
 
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nhlducks35

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Distressingly, I felt the rumblings of a bowel movement deep in my gut, so I stood up to bring an end to the rim job. He was baffled, and I was slightly embarrassed to admit to him that I thought we should stop lest I accidentally poop on his face. He looked at me and said earnestly, "That wouldn't be a bad thing."

This sexy man wanted me to defecate on his beautiful face, and I was horrified—yet intrigued. I tried to decline, saying things like: "I'm not into scat," "I don't like the smell of shit." "This isn't very sanitary." Wordlessly, he led me back to the makeshift rim chair and sat me down, and he put a small towel around his neck, the way a hungry diner tucks a napkin into his collar.
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