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[PotionBleue]

Surprisingly I am not as grossed out as I thought I would be.

 

[TangerineCloud]

That last one... Holy fucking shit. Holy. Fucking. Shit. I need to lie down.

 

[JimJamJones]

I was alright till the last one. That was...

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

There's no mystery to it: Shower up and get to work.

 

[Strike]

 

[Dabanton]

Booty eating when done right is supreme.

That's if the receiver has just had a hot shower and cleaned themsleves. outside of that situation and that's a no from me.

 

[Chanser]

 

[Van]

I NEED AN AUDLT HALP

 

[Elitist1945]

Perfect.

 

[NastyBook]

"That sounds fake."

lmao Busted!

 

[The Beard]

That's something I can't see many straight guys bothering to do, that and shaving and just generally being clean down there. It makes all the difference.

I do, my ass is the cleanest part of my body.

 

[Bold One]

 

[Dereck]

I've never had an issue with rimjobs on Asian guys.

I feel like this sentence is trying to say a "paragraph".

What does this mean

 

[TurboButts]

finally, an ass eating OT. I'm home

 

[UnforgivenTwin]

finally, an ass eating OT. I'm home

"Chewie,we're eating ass."

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Got my wife on board just last year.

 

[Exr]

Rookie move to stick the tounge inside it

 

[Dereck]

So I start licking her butthole while rubbing her clit, and she's breathing heavy, and I think getting into it. Suddenly she says "Oh no!" and I feel a gritty wetness on the tip of my tongue. A millisecond later the taste hits me, and I start spitting and gagging and loudly saying, "What the fuck!" Apparently my licking had knocked loose some liquid feces somewhere deep in her bowels.

Her parents, fortunately, didn't hear my cries and come down. But there was a streak of brown on the tan suede couch we'd been messing around on, and despite our best efforts, the stain never came out. I remember noticing it every time I went over there

 

[mhayes86]

Man, am I glad that I finished eating my German chocolate cake before coming into this thread. That would have been a waste of delicious cake.

 

[DJ Bowser]

As someone who lives life on the rim, I'm comfortable saying a shower is all you need unless you feel a little adventurous.

If you add salt to most meals, then skip the shower.

 

[The Beard]

Rookie move to stick the tounge inside it

No, that's Pro move.

 

[dallow_bg]

Rookie move to stick the tounge inside it

Inside should be clean too.

 

[Dennis]

Can someone work dat boi into this somehow?

 

[BinaryPork2737]

The dark side of the booty eating renaissance finally exposed.

 

[Kerned]

I do, my ass is the cleanest part of my body.

This is why I don't like shaking hands.

 

[wesleyshark]

This is why I don't like shaking hands.

shake asses instead?

 

[GreatestHits]

Do I really have to read the OP just to post, AAAUUUUGGGGGGHHRglGRGRLLAAAHH!!!!!!


Alright in keeping with the ToS I had to. So, eating the booty like groceries.. was so bad for this relationship Laura had... that she went back to her Ex... who showed her about eating booty like proper groceries. Damn.

I've pulled out a loaf on my (gaf-sized) dick due to anal before so I think that might be why I'm not into eating or having my geoceries eaten. (I don't have to spoiler that in THIS thread do I)

Edit: Of course not. Just keep readin' the thread *shivers*

 

[Huevos de Oro]

shake asses instead?

They just wink to each other.

 

[riotous]

Never had any booty eating issues; had some bad anal once. Not sure how the girl didn't notice; my mushroom head had scraped some sort of ancient cursed fecal matter from deep within her anal cavity. I immediately noticed the smell and assumed I was about to be covered in it but in the dimness of her parents living room I couldn't even see anything. I fairly quickly just said I had to go to the bathroom and it was only a tiny speck; but that one tiny speck smelled stronger than a port-a-potty on the last day of a music festival.

Come to think of it the onyl time I ever did anal with that girl again was when we shared a hotel room on a weekend getaway with her parents and they were in the queen bed not 5 feet from us; her Dad snored loudly and her Mom wore heavy ear-plugs.

 

[neojubei]

So glad i never experienced any of those stories. I know eating ass has its dangers but i cannot help it if the dude is good looking. Oh man that last story.

 

[Johndoey]

Live a clean colon lifestyle and you won't have issues.

 

[B33]

People need to perform enemas before they engage in anal play.

 

[LionPride]

They just wink to each other.

The words "Wink that asshole" are forever seared in my brain and I don't want those words there.

 

[Jim_Cacher]

Laugh like a madman at home.

 

[Retro]

 

[crimzonflame]

Rookie move to stick the tounge inside it

Havent done that yet. Should I be?

 

[Dead Prince]

can i buy this and use it on the booty?

http://mashable.com/2016/05/18/cat-tongue-brush/#YRaHtmExSGq1

 

[Granadier]

Why would you put your face near where shit comes from?

you haven't lived until you've had your face in someone's booty

 

[PeskyToaster]

this is making me gag, wtf. shit comes out of there. there's no way you can cleanse deep enough to get rid of years and years of shit. you're eating shit.

 

[SpecX]

What the hell and now I get a Mario ad at the bottom of this thread. Now I know why Bowser is always kidnapping her...

 

[Nose Master]

Nah. Potential scat play is where I draw the line, I'm afraid. Yall could have the fountain of youth back there, still not diving in.

 

[Epsilon-delta]

Wtf did I just read.

 

[Johndoey]

this is making me gag, wtf. shit comes out of there. there's no way you can cleanse deep enough to get rid of years and years of shit. you're eating shit.

You're consuming trace amounts of fecal matter everyday. That shouldn't be a deterrent if people care for themselves like adults.

 

[Quonny]

That last story.

 

[Dishwalla]

Haha poop.

 

[LionPride]

you haven't lived until you've had your face in someone's booty

this is making me gag, wtf. shit comes out of there. there's no way you can cleanse deep enough to get rid of years and years of shit. you're eating shit.

Gaf in a nutshell

or should I say, bootyshell

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Here's an article saying that ass to anything is a bad idea.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-in-every-porn-you-should-never-do-in-real-life_p2/

 

[wesleyshark]

you haven't lived until you've had your face in someone's booty

 

[Galang]

Thanks for posting. These stories are juicy. Great way to kill time at work

Edit: Having your booty eaten feels amazing. Anyone knocking it hasn't tried it or is just weird as fuck.

 

[RedEther]

this gif pretty much describes my thoughts perfectly