GreatestHits
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Nahhhhhhhh. Just apply a wet-wipe if you think you need to and fahgettaboutit
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Horror Stories of Eating Ice Cream (NSFW)
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Nahhhhhhhh. Just apply a wet-wipe if you think you need to and fahgettaboutit
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sturgboski
Member
Perfection.
JadedWriter
Member
Thankfully I'm a lot neater than this.
I'm perfectly fine giving a girl oral, but I've only tried tonguing butt hole once, she said no, and I was perfectly fine with that.
Fucking outta here.
To those of you who have had bad experiences eating booty...don't blame the act.
Blame the gutterbutts y'all be bringing home.
HYGIENE. It's real.
I've been told that eating my ass is like Moses glimpsing the Promised Land. A gladiator's first taste of ambrosia...and it's because I keep it SQUEAKY CLEAN.
Blame the gutterbutts y'all be bringing home.
HYGIENE. It's real.
I've been told that eating my ass is like Moses glimpsing the Promised Land. A gladiator's first taste of ambrosia...and it's because I keep it SQUEAKY CLEAN.
Grizzlyjin
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
I'm not about that life.
*Subscribes to thread*
*Subscribes to thread*
NHarmonic.
Member
BinaryPork2737
Unconfirmed Member
The port a potty bit really makes this one of the grosser stories in the thread and the article.
Baroquemantic
Member
Holy shit at some of those stories.
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Epsilon-delta
Banned
I still remember your post about eating booty was nowhere near as bad as eating pussy.
Good times.
chrisPjelly
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Nealand Liquor
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TsunamiOfSwagger
Member
PeakPointMatrix
Member
I just don't get it. Can't you get really sick from eating poop?
Isn't there something like septic shock that happens?
Isn't there something like septic shock that happens?
NHarmonic.
Member
That story is obviously fake. The dude would have every known virus on his system if that was his hobby.
AyaisMUsikWhore
Member
The last one!!!!
.. just
.. just
WhiskerFrisker
Member
Some of the hottest shit I've read.
Dippindork
Member
If she's healthy and disease free, I'll eat it.
LongDongJunon
Member
This is EXACTLY WHY YOU DON'T DO THAT SHIT.
Bitanator
Member
There are people who actively indulge in some Coprophagia, GG Allin built a career out of it, it is not unreasonable to think that somebody can only get off with shit, I mean Coprophilia is something that exists for a reason.
TimeEffect
Member
Is it dangerous? Can you get STDs?
JadedWriter
Member
There really is a philia for everything isn't there?
2 girls one cup, and most "Scat porn" involving professionals is done by doing an enema, nd then injecting the girls assus with a shit-like subtstance.. ice cream, nutella, brownie mix, whatever. They then immediately puke, so the puke, while gross, is stil mostly just brownie mix with some stomach acid.
Honestly think it's kind of gullible to ever assume otherwise. Is the fetish completely fake? No, but the vast majority of the gross porn you see on the internet, and likely all of the porn ivolving any remotely "pro" looking actresses is fake.
Here's the creator of 2 girls 1 cup quoted on The Smoking Gun:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/2-girls-1-cup-real-poop
Sure, but videos of random hot chicks who look like porn stars smiling while eating shit? Nah..
Depends on if you're having intimate contact with random strangers or not? But, Yes, if you don't know what your partners background is (heheh) then ya. Russian Roulette my friend.
LongDongJunon
Member
You just look kind of dumb complaining on the first page then sticking around to read the thread.
Zen_Arcade
Banned
Because sometimes in life the dangerous things are the most fun.
NervousXtian
Thought Emoji Movie was good. Take that as you will.
Heroin feels amazing, doesn't mean it's healthy or a smart life choice.
It's sort of impossible to miss.
Steeped in a Sea of Games
Member
This is one of those threads that should fall under the "Closed because it was only posted to shock and horrify" category. I feel queasy.
Prodigal Son
Member
I'm going to bed.
What the fuck, dude.
What the fuck, dude.
andrerobot
Member
badblue
Member
After the last GAF booty eating thread, and and my wife saying she wanted to try it. I gave in.
She loved it. Wanted more, and let me do things she had said no to previously. Win win.
Now that we have a romantic week in wine country booked, you post this horrible article. Thankfully we will be drunk on wine.
(read the last story. Oh god that is gross)
She loved it. Wanted more, and let me do things she had said no to previously. Win win.
Now that we have a romantic week in wine country booked, you post this horrible article. Thankfully we will be drunk on wine.
(read the last story. Oh god that is gross)
breakfuss
Member
Fuck outta here man lol! Ass is ass. I don't care how much you think you've cleaned it. I just...I just can't imagine. That would be a dealbreaker for me. But to each their own (booty) i guess.
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Hey, I just found the story. You and your wife can keep eating all the booty o's yall want
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