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Like the hat? · Mar 13, 2012

Let's all pool our money and buy Buford, WY.

http://boingboing.net/2012/03/13/buford-wyoming-up-for-auction.html

I call mayor for life.

ChiTownBuffalo · Mar 13, 2012

Well, guns and ammo will be readily available there.

2th · Mar 13, 2012

NeoGAF City, where gaming nerds come to die.

Az · Mar 13, 2012

I want to be the town drunk.

WanderingWind · Mar 13, 2012

I want to be the Sheriff.

Lunchbox · Mar 13, 2012

pay money lol

you couldnt pay me to buy Wyoming

SmokyDave · Mar 13, 2012

Can I be the town...

TheAzRim said:
I want to be the town drunk.

...bastard.

Dark Stalkers · Mar 13, 2012

can i be the token minority

NEOPARADIGM · Mar 13, 2012

I got five on it.

I'll clean the pool.

Taco_Human · Mar 13, 2012

I'll throw down fifteen bucks if I can have a room of some sort.

Volimar · Mar 13, 2012

SmokyDave said:
Can I be the town...

...bastard.

Sorry, there's a rather large pool of prospective town bastards.

2th · Mar 13, 2012

So who will run the local Gamestop?

LOL

samus i am · Mar 13, 2012

I'm in.

SmokyDave · Mar 13, 2012

Volimar said:
Sorry, there's a rather large pool of prospective town bastards.

Yeah, but I'm really good at it!

Besides, a good bastard needs an English accent.

5amshift · Mar 13, 2012

I'm down to toss in money.

dubc35 · Mar 13, 2012

Lunchbox said:
pay money lol

you couldnt pay me to buy Wyoming

Someone could pay me to buy Wyoming.

ChiTownBuffalo · Mar 13, 2012

I'll throw in a benjamin.

Can we legalize prositution and weed?

Oh man, can you imagine Gaf Mod's patrolling the town like sherrifs?

Mr. B Natural · Mar 13, 2012

Change the name to Real Talk, Wyoming and uh, we'll talk.

backflip10019 · Mar 13, 2012

Still a more interesting story than The Walking Dead.

Bread · Mar 13, 2012

I want to be the town bike

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s7evn · Mar 13, 2012

Start the kickstarter project and let's get this rolling. Internetville USA.

Chris R · Mar 13, 2012

s7evn said:
Start the kickstarter project and let's get this rolling. Internetville USA.

Exactly. Gigabit internet for everyone!

DemiMatt · Mar 13, 2012

I'll be the town idiot!

Ultimadrago · Mar 13, 2012

Town Hall janitor that's secretly a Dexter, but you don't know that.

Guevara · Mar 13, 2012

WY? more like WY not?

Axalon · Mar 13, 2012

Guevara said:
WY? more like WY not?

Delaware? Idaho, Alaska!

Clydefrog · Mar 13, 2012

sounds kinda cultish

i'm in

Lkr · Mar 13, 2012

I guess I'll run the circumcision clinic since no one seems up for it

TheExodu5 · Mar 13, 2012

SmokyDave said:
Yeah, but I'm really good at it!

Besides, a good bastard needs an English accent.

The word bastard sounds much cooler spoken with an Irish accent.

Barbacoatl · Mar 13, 2012

I can do landscaping but I need a work visa.

RiccochetJ · Mar 13, 2012

I'll be the evil ranch owner/industrialist.

shadyspace · Mar 13, 2012

This has Waco written all over. Except with more gifs.

Axalon · Mar 13, 2012

We can build the NeoDome, home of the NeoGaf Believers

Dark Stalkers · Mar 13, 2012

Lkr said:
I guess I'll run the circumcision clinic since no one seems up for it

Speaking of circumcision, will tipping be allowed or no?

ChiTownBuffalo · Mar 13, 2012

RiccochetJ said:
I'll be the evil ranch owner/industrialist.

No, then someone will want to form the NeoGaf Young Guns.

weekend_warrior · Mar 13, 2012

I'm in. I'll contribute $10,000.

ultron87 · Mar 13, 2012

I'll own and operate the combination coffee shop/bar/comic book shop/board game shop/LAN center.

Alexlf · Mar 13, 2012

I'd throw in $1000, no joke. 100 more takers?

Raiden · Mar 13, 2012

Starting bid of 100k, wow. A house here costs about 400k.

It would be insanely cool to own something like that. I would only allow Deadwood type structuring and society. Complete with drunks, hookers and fights.

Count Dookkake · Mar 13, 2012

I'll run the home for wayward girls.

Lkr · Mar 13, 2012

Dark Stalkers said:
Speaking of circumcision, will tipping be allowed or no?

I didn't realize there was a circumcision thread on the front page. Open the flood gates

MetatronM · Mar 13, 2012

I will happily donate one American dollar to this noble pursuit.

meadowrag · Mar 13, 2012

I don't have any money but I can play "Home on the Range" on a banjo

Az · Mar 13, 2012

I would throw in $1000 if we ever decided to do this seriously.

FHUTA, WY

Dega · Mar 13, 2012

I'm in.

I'll throw in a few thousand.

ChiTownBuffalo · Mar 13, 2012

I guess I'll open up the NeoGAF-Bar

Free drinks for SmokyDave. But he has to drink bartender's choice.

SpeedingUptoStop · Mar 13, 2012

Got dibs on town slumlord.

Ultimadrago · Mar 13, 2012

meadowrag said:
I don't have any money but I can play "Home on the Range" on a banjo

You can play in front of the sign.

Entropia · Mar 13, 2012

SmokyDave said:
Can I be the town...

...bastard.

95% sure that GAF would vote you as the Town Drunk.

Az · Mar 13, 2012

Entropia said:
95% sure that GAF would vote you as the Town Drunk.

God damn, okay. I'll be the town whore.

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