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Let's all pool our money and buy Buford, WY.

http://boingboing.net/2012/03/13/buford-wyoming-up-for-auction.html

I call mayor for life.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Well, guns and ammo will be readily available there.

 

[2th]

NeoGAF City, where gaming nerds come to die.

 

[Az]

I want to be the town drunk.

 

[WanderingWind]

I want to be the Sheriff.

 

[Lunchbox]

pay money lol

you couldnt pay me to buy Wyoming

 

[SmokyDave]

Can I be the town...

I want to be the town drunk.

...bastard.

 

[Dark Stalkers]

can i be the token minority

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

I got five on it.

I'll clean the pool.

 

[Taco_Human]

I'll throw down fifteen bucks if I can have a room of some sort.

 

[Volimar]

Can I be the town...



...bastard.

Sorry, there's a rather large pool of prospective town bastards.

 

[2th]

So who will run the local Gamestop?

Spoiler

LOL

 

[samus i am]

I'm in.

 

[SmokyDave]

Sorry, there's a rather large pool of prospective town bastards.

Yeah, but I'm really good at it!

Besides, a good bastard needs an English accent.

 

[5amshift]

I'm down to toss in money.

 

[dubc35]

pay money lol

you couldnt pay me to buy Wyoming

Someone could pay me to buy Wyoming.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I'll throw in a benjamin.

Can we legalize prositution and weed?

Oh man, can you imagine Gaf Mod's patrolling the town like sherrifs?

 

[Mr. B Natural]

Change the name to Real Talk, Wyoming and uh, we'll talk.

 

[backflip10019]

Still a more interesting story than The Walking Dead.

 

[Bread]

I want to be the town bike

r

 

[s7evn]

Start the kickstarter project and let's get this rolling. Internetville USA.

 

[Chris R]

Start the kickstarter project and let's get this rolling. Internetville USA.

Exactly. Gigabit internet for everyone!

 

[DemiMatt]

I'll be the town idiot!

 

[Ultimadrago]

Town Hall janitor that's secretly a Dexter, but you don't know that.

 

[Guevara]

WY? more like WY not?

 

[Axalon]

WY? more like WY not?

Delaware? Idaho, Alaska!

 

[Clydefrog]

sounds kinda cultish

i'm in

 

[Lkr]

I guess I'll run the circumcision clinic since no one seems up for it

 

[TheExodu5]

Yeah, but I'm really good at it!

Besides, a good bastard needs an English accent.

The word bastard sounds much cooler spoken with an Irish accent.

 

[Barbacoatl]

I can do landscaping but I need a work visa.

 

[RiccochetJ]

I'll be the evil ranch owner/industrialist.

 

[shadyspace]

This has Waco written all over. Except with more gifs.

 

[Axalon]

We can build the NeoDome, home of the NeoGaf Believers

 

[Dark Stalkers]

I guess I'll run the circumcision clinic since no one seems up for it

Speaking of circumcision, will tipping be allowed or no?

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I'll be the evil ranch owner/industrialist.

No, then someone will want to form the NeoGaf Young Guns.

 

[weekend_warrior]

I'm in. I'll contribute $10,000.

 

[ultron87]

I'll own and operate the combination coffee shop/bar/comic book shop/board game shop/LAN center.

 

[Alexlf]

I'd throw in $1000, no joke. 100 more takers?

 

[Raiden]

Starting bid of 100k, wow. A house here costs about 400k.

It would be insanely cool to own something like that. I would only allow Deadwood type structuring and society. Complete with drunks, hookers and fights.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I'll run the home for wayward girls.

 

[Lkr]

Speaking of circumcision, will tipping be allowed or no?

I didn't realize there was a circumcision thread on the front page. Open the flood gates

 

[MetatronM]

I will happily donate one American dollar to this noble pursuit.

 

[meadowrag]

I don't have any money but I can play "Home on the Range" on a banjo

 

[Az]

I would throw in $1000 if we ever decided to do this seriously.

FHUTA, WY

 

[Dega]

I'm in.

I'll throw in a few thousand.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I guess I'll open up the NeoGAF-Bar

Free drinks for SmokyDave. But he has to drink bartender's choice.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Got dibs on town slumlord.

 

[Ultimadrago]

I don't have any money but I can play "Home on the Range" on a banjo

You can play in front of the sign.

 

[Entropia]

Can I be the town...



...bastard.

95% sure that GAF would vote you as the Town Drunk.

 

[Az]

95% sure that GAF would vote you as the Town Drunk.

God damn, okay. I'll be the town whore.