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Funky Papa · Aug 3, 2012

Come on Gaborn, you are slacking.

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Biologists for San Antonio Energy discovered six of the creatures while examining the bottom of the Madeira River in Brazil's northern state of Rondonia. A portion of the river had been drained for construction of a new dam. The discovery was made last November, but was not announced until Wednesday, when researchers had confirmed that it is a new species. Biologist Julian Tupan told Brazil's Estado website that, of the six collected, one died, two were kept for studies, and three were released back into the river.

Tupan said the team believes the creature breathes through its skin and probably feeds on small fish and worms. They know nothing about its sex life.

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gdt · Aug 3, 2012

That looks like...

Technosteve · Aug 3, 2012

they have mistaken a penis for a fish

Salvor.Hardin · Aug 3, 2012

Majine · Aug 3, 2012

Hey, put a NSFW tag on t-

oh.

TOM f'N CRUISE · Aug 3, 2012

did it get stopped at an airport??

Dynamite Ringo Matsuri · Aug 3, 2012

Could that thing look any more like a cock? :l

~Kinggi~ · Aug 3, 2012

gdt said:
That looks like...

we know nothing about its sex life. We need to nuke it.

Zee-Row · Aug 3, 2012

I saw one of those in La Blue Girl!

B-Dubs · Aug 3, 2012

Seriously that is one big shvantz.

disco · Aug 3, 2012

Ew!!!

BlazingDarkness · Aug 3, 2012

penis.

EightBitNate · Aug 3, 2012

Now I'm scared my penis will detach itself.

FairyD · Aug 3, 2012

I'll never look at my penis the same way again.

Fuu · Aug 3, 2012

Starsunder · Aug 3, 2012

Of course penises don't have lungs.

C'mon science, you're slacking.

Dead · Aug 3, 2012

might as well get it out of the way

edit: DAMMIT!!

Majine · Aug 3, 2012

Ofcourse they know nothing about its sex life, they haven't found it's vaginalshaped counterpart yet.

Baraka in the White House · Aug 3, 2012

EWW DON'T TOUCH IT.

Charles Foster Kane · Aug 3, 2012

God! that second image .....

Nilaul · Aug 3, 2012

Looks like the typical tenticle Penis(es) from Hentai.

Dan · Aug 3, 2012

*barf*

mr_nothin · Aug 3, 2012

Imagine what was going through the person's head who discovered it just laying there.

Nevasleep · Aug 3, 2012

Hey Brazil, can I have penis back now?

Koodo · Aug 3, 2012

Gross. I wonder if it looks better or worse in motion.

Alligatorjandro · Aug 3, 2012

dick head

Caj814 · Aug 3, 2012

NSFW

Ah nature. . .

It would be hilarious if it can also "stand" on it's own

SCULLIBUNDO · Aug 3, 2012

Ridley Scott is kicking himself now.

McLovin · Aug 3, 2012

NSFW!!!
In before jeffgoldblum.gif

Ultima_5 · Aug 3, 2012

Schwing!

Kjellson · Aug 3, 2012

mr_nothin said:
Imagine what was going through the person's head who discovered it just laying there.

Dynamite Ringo Matsuri · Aug 3, 2012

Koodo said:
Gross. I wonder if it looks better or worse in motion.

Bullshots confirmed

Tobor · Aug 3, 2012

That is one NSFW animal.

XenodudeX · Aug 3, 2012

What the fuck is that?

hateradio · Aug 3, 2012

Koodo said:
Gross. I wonder if it looks better or worse in motion.

Just in: Koo to import giant worm . . . for science.

KSai · Aug 3, 2012

Seriously, what's that hole for? They do think it breathes through its skin.

rozay · Aug 3, 2012

Fuu said:

This is the only real reply one can make for this post

Funky Papa · Aug 3, 2012

Dynamite Ringo Matsuri said:
Could that thing look any more like a cock? :l

Urechis unicinctus

Nilaul · Aug 3, 2012

So the female of this speices is one giant... vigina?

WorriedCitizen · Aug 3, 2012

Funky Papa said:

Which looks nicer?

UrokeJoe · Aug 3, 2012

Already seen it. Thanks Shawn Elliot.

Starsunder · Aug 3, 2012

We need a picture of one of these river penis monsters and a facehugger together. Clearly they are meant for each other.

~Kinggi~ · Aug 3, 2012

Need to abandon thread, the nightfuel pics are incoming

Poyunch · Aug 3, 2012

What happens when it goes in the pool?

SCULLIBUNDO · Aug 3, 2012

Circumcised-GAF. It's nature's choice.

TheSeks · Aug 3, 2012

gdt said:
That looks like...

T-T-THAT'SAPENIS.gif should've been your reply. :|

Broder Salsa · Aug 3, 2012

Some good Japanese porn is going to be made.

Skilotonn · Aug 3, 2012

Well.

Riggs · Aug 3, 2012

I want that thing inside me.

Piercedveil · Aug 3, 2012

There is actually a creature that looks like that? So strange.

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