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CitizenCope · Aug 23, 2014

...with the dogs.
I pay about $1,500 a year for water & sewer in my town. Thinking I could save a few hundred a year if I pee a couple of times a day outside with the dogs.
Two questions.
Human urine going to be an issue in my yard?
You guys do anything as stupid as this to try and save a few bucks?

UrokeJoe · Aug 23, 2014

/have a seat over there.

Overdoziz · Aug 23, 2014

Fucking GAF...

Fedelias · Aug 23, 2014

...what the fuck?

ShaneDude · Aug 23, 2014

I think urine kills grass, so there's that.

DECK'ARD · Aug 23, 2014

Nothing wrong with marking your territory.

EightBitNate · Aug 23, 2014

Don't see what's so weird about wanting to pee outside

You people sit down to per ffs

Mr.Sumal · Aug 23, 2014

lol wtf?

Pyrokai · Aug 23, 2014

Wait....are you going to go down to the river to bathe?

terrisus · Aug 23, 2014

CitizenCope said:
Thinking I could save a few hundred a year if I pee a couple of times a day outside with the dogs.

Have you actually run the numbers on this?

Because you're wrong.

condompickle · Aug 23, 2014

your grass will die. and your water bill will go down.

Seraphis Cain · Aug 23, 2014

If you think this is weird, then you've never lived in the Louisiana backwoods.

Ryaaan14 · Aug 23, 2014

You should take it to the next level to save money on fertilizer too.

Erebus · Aug 23, 2014

Stay classy, GAF

entremet · Aug 23, 2014

Unless you pee acid everything should be fine.

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy · Aug 23, 2014

Feels good man.

Blargonaut · Aug 23, 2014

Did you helicopter?

FrsDvl · Aug 23, 2014

Just don't flush when you take a piss?

sixteen-bit · Aug 23, 2014

Save some extra money on beverages by drinking your own piss instead.

PandaPandaPanda · Aug 23, 2014

PJV3 · Aug 23, 2014

Shit with the dogs if you really want to see savings.

StickSoldier · Aug 23, 2014

I pee outside all the time man, it's feels right. I hate pissin in a toilet bowl.

twobear · Aug 23, 2014

what are you going to do when you need to do a shit

Ravijn · Aug 23, 2014

Now you can go inside too.

Yado · Aug 23, 2014

The feel of the night air on your nuts is great.

Courage · Aug 23, 2014

It's not something I'm proud of doing.

elrechazado · Aug 23, 2014

CitizenCope said:
...with the dogs.
I pay about $1,500 a year for water & sewer in my town. Thinking I could save a few hundred a year if I pee a couple of times a day outside with the dogs.
Two questions.
Human urine going to be an issue in my yard?
You guys do anything as stupid as this to try and save a few bucks?

On balance I do it outside more than inside.

Ecto311 · Aug 23, 2014

Pissed in my lawn a ton of times - no problems.

It's good for a man to piss outside every so often.

UrokeJoe · Aug 23, 2014

In my uth all the time, but nowadys? Fuck that! I'm not knocking on doors for that crap.

ghostjoke · Aug 23, 2014

....this is a whole new level but I'm not sure of what...

Koyuga · Aug 23, 2014

As long as its in your yard where nobody ca see, I don't see a problem here. Do what you want.

FrsDvl said:
Just don't flush when you take a piss?

Now that is disgusting.

CitizenCope · Aug 23, 2014

terrisus said:
Have you actually run the numbers on this?

Because you're wrong.

You sure about this? Not flushing the toilet 500+ times a year?
Peed in the mulch. Grass is fine.

Malreyn · Aug 23, 2014

Pee will kill your lawn...so there's that...

Ravager61 · Aug 23, 2014

Would you poop in your yard too?

Cormano · Aug 23, 2014

Wtf... Not sure what to reply.

Dreavus · Aug 23, 2014

The only problem I see with this plan is what to do your body's other waste product. Once you've found solution to that, you're in the clear. Good luck!

Arkos · Aug 23, 2014

Ravager61 said:
Would you poop in your yard too?

Save money on tp by not using it

luxarific · Aug 23, 2014

Be aware that if a cop sees you you could be arrested for indecent exposure and in some states end up on a sex offenders list.

I would really advise not peeing outside.

Pyrokai · Aug 23, 2014

Wait, is the OP looking to cut the water bill completely? Or just never flush? Because cutting it completely would mean, like , no water. And stuff.

Heroman · Aug 23, 2014

Servbot24 · Aug 23, 2014

If the toilet is clogged and I really have to piss I'll just fire over the balcony. There's a shed blocking anyone's view and just a bunch of weeds below. Feels good.

FeenixRising · Aug 23, 2014

I don't even....

Friggz · Aug 23, 2014

i pee everynight i walk my dogs. i dont do it to save water. i do it becuase watching my dogs piss makes me have to go.

Ryaaan14 · Aug 23, 2014

OP have you tried just pissing into your sink?

AyaisMUsikWhore · Aug 23, 2014

W....... T...... F?

SwiftDeath · Aug 23, 2014

CitizenCope said:
I pay about $1,500 a year for water & sewer in my town. Thinking I could save a few hundred a year if I pee a couple of times a day outside with the dogs.

How much water does your toilet freakin' use?

xxracerxx · Aug 23, 2014

If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.

Visual reference:

C.Dark.DN · Aug 23, 2014

I piss outside about half of the time at home. It's secluded, and I'm a guy.

Renta · Aug 23, 2014

As long as no one sees you, go to town

j_rocca42 · Aug 23, 2014

I love peeing outside!

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