TetraGenesis
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I love and hate this thread more than anything else right now. Leaning towards love.
"I've... seen things the Xbone wouldn't believe...1080p 60 fps. I watched particle effects glitter in the dark in Infamous. All those... moments...will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."
- The Wise Old Man's newly bought PS4
This pretty much sums it up. We're jumping at shadows of imagined conspiracy theories.
Edit: After reading more of this thread, this seems more and more like a dumb joke.
Now, I'm not saying we should junior people for tag fishing.Unreal. Absolutely unreal. Troll? Shill? Genuine ignorance? It's hard to even settle for Occam's Razor nowadays.
A BMW doesn't wear out it's engine faster than a Corolla simply because it's more powerful. In fact, the Corolla wears out faster trying to keep up with the BMW.
Jesus wept.
You ask me, all these colors kids are banging on about are for ladies. Proper men-folk don't know 'muave' from a cow's behind, if it ain't in an 8-box of crayola I sure as heck don't need it on my television.
Are you telling me to have sex with my PS4? At least I have my inFamous condoms...
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Goku's ultimate move is the spirit bomb, which can only hurt people with evil in their heart.
Supermans punch can hurt anyone good or evil. Do the math.
[quote="Sub_Level, post: 100470794"]If we are to understand Buu's absorption as [I]purely additive in nature[/I] and as something that keeps compounding upon itself like interest, I would think that a post Kami-fused Piccolo would add substantially to his power and overshadow Gohan. But this is really semantics, if you want to acknowledge PS4 as Super Buu with Gotenks as well I would be fine with that too.[/QUOTE]
Woah wait, Buus absorption don't work like that. Didn't he drop significantly in strength when he became fat?
In the x bone we see more tried and true working man's graphics.
Well that was unique. I enjoy the dbz comparisons but this is refreshing.
The Wise Old Man arrived home from Best Buy, his face fixed in an excited smile because of the hefty package he cradled in his toned, muscular arm. At long last he had made his choice of a next gen console, and was ready to install the new system and enjoy Ground Zeroes, the prelude to Hideo Kojima's latest masterpiece.
Upon unboxing the console, however, he felt an inexplicable sense of dread as he gazed into his own reflection on the PS4's case. The reflective sheen of the glossy plastic seemed to shimmer and warp, twisting what he saw into something out of a nightmare. The Wise Old Man looked up as the air around him began to buzz with mysterious arcane energies. The power NeoGAF promisedno, the power NeoGAF promisedhad come at all too heavy a price.
The PS4's shell began to buckle and creak as the mysterious device rose up out of its packaging and began to hover several feet off the floor. The levitating console slowly began to rotate as the spreading cracks on its surface gave way to brilliant pulses of azure light. The walls of the living room bowed inwards as PS4's silent din intensified, seeming to draw space itself darkened core. The Wise Old Man attempted to run for his life, but his feet failed to find purchase as the console's vacuum pulled him across the room into the thrumming mass of mangled debris that now dazzled the eyes with a lightshow of Cherenkov radiation.
Suddenly, all was silent. The Wise Old Man, his house, the PS4, and every trace of matter within a radius of exactly 100 yards simply ceased to exist. Sony had sought to create the most powerful console ever made, and they succeeded.
Where'd OP go? I want more humor!
He'll combust if he doesn't slow down or take a break.
The atari jaguar i spent 300 dollars on only had a few decent games.
"Working man's graphics" should be the real takeaway from this thread. It needs to be immortalized. There are other flagrant and hysterical pedantries from WoM as well, but that one is the best.
Like MLK, JFK, or Mozart. To put it in electoinic terms that relate to videogaming, these men were all fuses who burned so brightly and intensely that their filaments snapped suddenly. Circuitry in any machine operates in a similar manner.
"Working man's graphics" should be the real takeaway from this thread. It needs to be immortalized.
In the x bone we see more tried and true working man's graphics. They may not always be as pretty to look at but if it means a more long term life span is that not preferable?
In the x bone we see more tried and true working man's graphics. They may not always be as pretty to look at but if it means a more long term life span is that not preferable?
no no no op you've got it all wrong.
The PlayStation brand is not oedipus, it's odysseus. ps1 and 2 are the trojan war, ps3 is the years of wandering. ps4 is the return home to penelope and the slaying of the suitors (xbone). cerny is telemachus and shu is athena. we're all penelope.
Is he fishing for a tag or what?
In the x bone we see more tried and true working man's graphics. They may not always be as pretty to look at but if it means a more long term life span is that not preferable?
If we all agree that a dependable purchase that delivers entertainment for a solid 10 years is preferable then I think the xboxone is the safer bet. I still have my G1 xbox 360. Never broke on me once.