EightBitNate
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You guys are making me out to be some incest-driven nymphomaniac.
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You guys are making me out to be some incest-driven nymphomaniac.
This thread, I'm dying
Aquamarine
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Gotta keep watching after NeoGAF.
Typographenia
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This thread...
Just why? Why? What would possess a (spider)man?
Just why? Why? What would possess a (spider)man?
Coloress_Kafka
Member
Go sleep on the couch tonight so she doesn't have to deal with the thought of you fapping it in her room tonight.
Whitebison
Member
Rule #1....porn always on mute.
This is why you don't jerk it while someone else is in the room. Own up to that shit bro, she's not going to believe you were watching Game of Thrones on Netflix. What to know how I know that? Game of Thrones isn't on Netflix.
No, rule #1 is make sure no one else is in the damn room while you jerk it!
No, rule #1 is make sure no one else is in the damn room while you jerk it!
EightBitNate
Member
I just can't get off without sound though.
Be honest with yourself. There's no way she didn't hear that. Your relationship with her will be very awkward from now and and she'll probably tell everyone in the family. Word will eventually get out to your extended family and friends that you masturbate in the presence of your teenage sister, I mean really at least one person will tell somebody and at that point there's no stopping this grape vine. But don't forget your sister, right at this moment she's awake thinking what a perverted man you are. "Who is he, do I even really know him? Is he thinking of me while he does that? Oh god I have to tell mom in the morning".
Just kidding probably not.
Just kidding probably not.
The Cowboy
Member
Why not just own it, in the morning over breakfast just say "ohh yes, I was fapping it last night".
This is sounding less and less "casual" by the minute.
FreddieQuell
Member
come on guy...
Dude you're masturbating in the same room of your sister.
Also this dog meme has scarred me, whenever I hear brother and sister in any situation remotely erotic my mind goes to this.
I'm here to pass on my nightmares.
...the hell is going on in this thread?
outunderthestars
Banned
Either this thread is a joke, or you were lying about not jerking it.
EightBitNate
Member
Fuck you my heart stopped
I don't have that kind of relationship with my sister tho :/
I SWEAR TO GOD
Solideliquid
Member
A teenage sister? That could be...that you exposed a 13 year old to porn. Or maybe a 19 year old girl heard some porn noises which means, it's either a disaster or not that big a deal.
Aquamarine
Member
What kind of relationship DO you have with her? ;-)
watervengeance
Member
This has to be a tag fishing thread....
Larry is definitely in a better situation than the OP. Pant creases have created the boner illusion for quite some time now. Conjuring a porn illusion to counteract the shame of watching porn is uncharted territory.
Aquamarine
Member
hahaha
Dreamgazer
Member
Just find some game of thrones clips you can watch.
EightBitNate
Member
Ok, this was my mindset:
1. Man I'm really bored, maybe I'll watch some porn (and eventually get off)
2. But I don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom
3. I know, I'll find the right video while I'm laying in bed, then get up to finish
Start watching a couple videos
4. HOLY SHIT MY HEADPHONES AREN'T PLUGGED IN
1. Man I'm really bored, maybe I'll watch some porn (and eventually get off)
2. But I don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom
3. I know, I'll find the right video while I'm laying in bed, then get up to finish
Start watching a couple videos
4. HOLY SHIT MY HEADPHONES AREN'T PLUGGED IN
Reading through the OP again, not only does your sister know, your parents probably do too.
If this is accurate you might as well own up to it.
If this is accurate you might as well own up to it.
Aquamarine
Member
So now you're lying on the bed next to her? Just how far is she away from you?
Eventually? Sure bro, whatever you say.
EDIT: Tell me you were in a different bed, please be in a different bed.
HUELEN10
Member
OP, how old are you? Regardless, if your folks were away for a bit (now are back), I can only assume you were in charge of taking care of your sister, keeping her and yourself safe. Do you do this? No, you get distracted with porn instead. You had a responsibility, and not only we're you too bored to care, but you'd rather watch porn than be responsible. Seriously man, what the heck!
What's worse, you were from the start, fully intending on committing a sexual act in the same room as her. I don't know what else to say; I don't know if much more can be said? That is just wrong.
What's worse, you were from the start, fully intending on committing a sexual act in the same room as her. I don't know what else to say; I don't know if much more can be said? That is just wrong.
His parents also don't know it was porn.
EightBitNate
Member
What? No we're on opposite sides of the room! I'm lying in my bed and she in hers.
DO I HAVE TO DRAW A PICTURE
Don't worry sis, just watching this porn here so I can go jack it in the bathroom. Go back to sleep.
Lemon Crest
Member
The only way to make this right is for you to hear your sister watching porn.
Make it right,OP
Make it right
Make it right,OP
Make it right
brokenbeans
Banned
MS paint is fine nothing fancy.
Rabbit Lord
Member
Your sister knows what you were doing. In the morning give her a look and a quick wink.
It would be helpful.
The Cowboy
Member
Everyone knows its porn, his parents are likely in the next room talking to each other saying "good grief, he's fapping again??!!, doesn't he ever sleep?".
I am sure he has heard her watching The Notebook before.
That's not quite where I was going with that.
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