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I thought my headphones were plugged in but they weren't
- Thread starter EightBitNate
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Devolution
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Another one for the creeper archives.
wsoxfan1214
Banned
:lol :lol
brokenbeans
Banned
This isn't the first time you've done this is it?
The Cowboy
Member
Indeed, headphones on and the scene that gets him happens and BOOM - he forget where he is and lets it go - the next thing he know he's on Gaf and see a thread with the title "I'm lying in my bed and I think my brother is watching porn on his iPad and is letting one rip - should I tell him I'm awake?"
EightBitNate
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I'm pretty clumsy about hiding my porn, I'll be honest. Sometimes I forget to delete browser data, or maybe auto-fill will return something bad, but this is the grandad of all masturbation fuck-ups.
Immaculate
Banned
this avatar quote is too easy
super-famicom
Member
We need a sunhi gif or some MS Paint images to qualify for archives!
The Tofunator
Member
Private browsing, man, have you heard of it?
So you were masturbating?
The truth comes out.
EightBitNate
Member
This was before private browsing
OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO
What's your policy on boners happening in the same room with other family members?
For me boners are easily controlled and I don't watch porn in the same room, so I'm usually boneless.
Not Spaceghost
Spaceghost
Dreamgazer
Member
Go be a good brother and check on her.
Tuck her in.
Tuck her in.
When I saw the thread I knew exactly what happened (besides the sister part), GAF delivers as ever with witty remarks.
Start watching something on Netflix/YouTube that you could pass off as having a sex scene in and then laugh or something like you said.
Otherwise there will be an elephant in the room between you and your sister for a long time.. and it won't be one of them pleasant elephants that sits quietly in the corner, it'll be one of those 'dangle pornographic images in your face and giggle about your creepy night activities' kind of trunk blowers.
Start watching something on Netflix/YouTube that you could pass off as having a sex scene in and then laugh or something like you said.
Otherwise there will be an elephant in the room between you and your sister for a long time.. and it won't be one of them pleasant elephants that sits quietly in the corner, it'll be one of those 'dangle pornographic images in your face and giggle about your creepy night activities' kind of trunk blowers.
Wait was this your first night back? If not have you been doing this regularly at night?
Twilight Gap
Member
brokenbeans
Banned
OP is a really clumsy masterbating Ninja.
You think the guy sat next to you on the bus watching a film is just watching Netflix, oh no he isn't.
You think the guy sat next to you on the bus watching a film is just watching Netflix, oh no he isn't.
Aquamarine
Member
next time you should try it in the bed next to the sister
carry a ipad or a laptop and watch the videos a few feet from her sleeping body
you know you want to, op.
carry a ipad or a laptop and watch the videos a few feet from her sleeping body
you know you want to, op.
EightBitNate
Member
Ok I'm going to try this
Dude you're masturbating in the same room of your sister.
Also this dog meme has scarred me, whenever I hear brother and sister in any situation remotely erotic my mind goes to this.
I'm here to pass on my nightmares.
What have I done
Yes first night back. Never anything like this before.
brandonh83
Banned
Indeed. This image is going to fuck me up until at least 9am.
outunderthestars
Banned
No way OP leaves this thread without a tag.
Pickles Spill
Member
EightBitNate
Grandad of all masturbation fuck-ups
You know, for the dialogue.
EightBitNate
Member
12:21AM
She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
Man, is tomorrow morning going to be awkward.
Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
Man, is tomorrow morning going to be awkward.
Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
The Tofunator
Member
Game of Thrones?
CheesecakeRecipe
Stormy Grey
oh my god I love this thread
lol you couldn't last one night without watching porn? You might have a problem.
You are already caught.
brokenbeans
Banned
You are still in the room with her?
I don't know what's more creepy now, watching porn in the same room as her or spending hours watching her sleep?
Does she sleep fart?
Aquamarine
Member
"I was watching Netflix...where a sex scene...occurred the moment I turned the show on...and that woke you up....because of the sex scene inherent within the TV show that I just turned on..the TV show is a casual sex scene you see...with lots of sex noises...and...yeah..."
There are some legit soft core porn movies on Netflix, those movies might not help your cause but it is what it is. Look in the "Gay/lesbian" category.
terrisus
Member
How did you manage to not check your headphones though? Were you that eager? :L
You check the headphones, and the volume level and the temperature outside before you think about pressing play. And that's when you are alone.
How long would you say this accidental porn viewing happened?
You check the headphones, and the volume level and the temperature outside before you think about pressing play. And that's when you are alone.
How long would you say this accidental porn viewing happened?
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