Your sister might disagree.
Indeed, headphones on and the scene that gets him happens and BOOM - he forget where he is and lets it go - the next thing he know he's on Gaf and see a thread with the title "I'm lying in my bed and I think my brother is watching porn on his iPad and is letting one rip - should I tell him I'm awake?"ftfy
This isn't the first time you've done this is it?
this avatar quote is too easyThis sounds like a scenario from this japanese porno I watched the other day.
Another one for the creeper archives.
I'm pretty clumsy about hiding my porn, I'll be honest. Sometimes I forget to delete browser data, or maybe auto-fill will return something bad, but this is the grandad of all masturbation fuck-ups.
I'm pretty clumsy about hiding my porn, I'll be honest. Sometimes I forget to delete browser data, or maybe auto-fill will return something bad, but this is the grandad of all masturbation fuck-ups.
I'm pretty clumsy about hiding my porn, I'll be honest. Sometimes I forget to delete browser data, or maybe auto-fill will return something bad, but this is the grandad of all masturbation fuck-ups.
Private browsing, man, have you heard of it?
So you were masturbating?
The truth comes out.
Honestly my dicks in my pants and my hands are out in front me
I'm not jerking it!
DOOMBRINGER NOOOO
Ok so I'm back home with my parents and sleeping in the same room as my teenage sister since she has two beds.
It's 11PM and I'm just casually watching some adult entertainment.
When I saw the thread I knew exactly what happened (besides the sister part)
GAF delivers as ever with witty remarks.
Start watching something on Netflix/YouTube that you could pass off as having a sex scene in and then laugh or something like you said. Otherwise there will be an elephant in the room between you and your sister for a long time.. and it won't be one of them pleasant elephants that sits quietly in the corner, it'll be one of those 'dangle pornographic images in your face and giggle about your creepy night activities' kind of trunk blowers.
Dude you're masturbating in the same room of your sister.
Also this dog meme has scarred me, whenever I hear brother and sister in any situation remotely erotic my mind goes to this.
I'm here to pass on my nightmares.
Wait was this your first night back? If not have you been doing this regularly at night?
I'm here to pass on my nightmares.
EightBitNateNo way OP leaves this thread without a tag.
This is fantastic material for a Seinfeld or Curb your Enthusiasm episode.
casually
lol
EightBitNate
Grandad of all masturbation fuck-ups
12:21AM
She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
Man, is tomorrow morning going to be awkward.
Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
12:21AM
She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
Man, is tomorrow morning going to be awkward.
Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
Yes first night back. Never anything like this before.
12:21AM
She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
Man, is tomorrow morning going to be awkward.
Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
This is fantastic material for a Seinfeld or Curb your Enthusiasm episode.
12:21AM
She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
12:21AM
She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
Man, is tomorrow morning going to be awkward.
Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
12:21AM
She rolled over to her nightstand, checked the time on her phone, then rolled back over.
Man, is tomorrow morning going to be awkward.
Currently trying the "I'm watching Netflix" plan. Does anyone know any shows with lots of sex noises?
I'm pretty clumsy about hiding my porn, I'll be honest. Sometimes I forget to delete browser data, or maybe auto-fill will return something bad, but this is the grandad of all masturbation fuck-ups.