"Hello, my name is Harem Member No. 2145. I find you absolutely attractive and worthy of being a husband to any girl despite having no redeeming qualities, and I am privileged to be one of the select few that get to be close to you. We are together almost all the time, have helped each other plenty of times, and it's clear that in a theoretical relationship we would be more than compatible enough to make it work. It's clear from every interaction we've had together that my heart goes dokidoki at the mere thought of being with you the rest of my life, and you likely feel the same way. I get jealous when you get chummy with other girls, but inside I know that you're too timid to ever make a move on any of them, and all I'd need to do is say the word and we'd be in each other's arms and then some with no hesitation. Which is why I'm here today, as this situation would be perfect for me to confess my love to you, with nobody around, under the starlit sky, our breath visible in the cool winter air, the slight sound of cars and couples walking around in the late-night. So with that, I wanted to say...
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...umumumum, just kidding."
*runs away frantically*
MC: "Huh, she had me there for a second, wonder what that was all about..."
