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[Samurai_Heart]

But in all seriousness, get any Dettol antiseptic or an equivalent, and dilute it a bit and then pour it on/scrub the area, see if that helps.

 

[Squirrel Killer]

...I didn't want to spend the money to buy large bags of potting soil or whatever...

Have you ever bothered to price out potting soil?

 

[FZZ]

Go see a doctor.

 

[GhaleonEB]

I was hoping for a video of your balls op.

I clicked hoping it was not a video of his balls.

OP, your nads will eventually get cleansed (a doctor visit might not be a bad idea), but I'd be very worried about your house. And in particular, your bed and sofa, since they could migrate from one to the other ala bed bugs. You could have a serious problem on your hands.

And yes, this is one of the reasons to purchase "clean" dirt from suppliers.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Those don't look like ticks, Arthur.

 

[rokkerkory]

i barfed in my mouth a bit thanks OP

 

[Devolution]

Some ticks are pretty small. There are several different types.

If the OP is living in the continental US, he may want to consider going into a Doctor. Certain ticks can carry Lyme disease.

Ticks all have the same body type despite size.

The OP pic is definitely of a louse.

 

[FStop7]

They aint crabs?
Hmm why would you get ticks on your balls.

This is what I was going to ask.

Maybe they're crab lice.

Go to a doctor. You'll probably have to shave your pubes and use some kind of skin treatments.

 

[Anoregon]

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Honestly? I'd rather have crabs than a dozen ticks on my balls. Definitely lesser of two evils.

 

[railGUN]

record-scratch.wav

 

[Fritz]

Was just about to say: That aint no tick. Those are lice.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

 

[John Dunbar]

No. They grab on to you very tight and need to be forcibly pulled off one by one

isn't there a risk that their heads will stay inside your body?

 

[commedieu]

Ticks all have the same body type despite size.

The OP pic is definitely of a louse.

Louse

.

 

[CaptainSlow]

Am I the only person on GAF who lives in a place with doctors, clinics, and hospitals?!

If you don't have insurance, look for a free clinic, they do exist. If you do, GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR! Get your crab cakes off of GAF, and go. And don't be blaming any soil, blame the nasty ass hoe you made a huge mistake with.

God damn these threads make me crabby.

 

[GameGuru59]

Never go into the woods with flip flops. Never go into the bush (grown up areas of the forest) with shorts. I'm so glad I was in Boy Scouts.

 

[Featheredkitten]

OP, that's not a tick. That's a louse...a nit...for your balls.


That means you have...Crabs.


Crabs, OP.


It's not the soil you dug, but the soil you plowed.

 

[daw840]

Try a bleach bath. Occasionally someone will get what we call seed ticks and that's what I sounds like to me. A few cups of bleach diluted in a bath and soak in it. Should kill them.

 

[Cmerrill]

Dude, you got Crabs. STD, bro.

 

[commedieu]

I believe this might just be the biggest thread backfire of 2014?

 

[Mohonky]

So op actually has crabs. Think I would be happier with crabs rather than ticks having a fun time with my balls.

 

[notworksafe]

I believe this might just be the biggest thread backfire of 2014?

it's a thread about bugs on his junk. it really can't get much lower.

it did anyway though.

 

[teruterubozu]

I believe this might just be the biggest thread backfire of 2014?

I'm eager to witness the title change.

 

[commedieu]

it's a thread about bugs on his junk. it really can't get much lower.

it did anyway though.

Very good point.

 

[Roo]

Oh my God

What and interesting plot twist.

Now OP wish it were ticks lol

 

[ffdgh]

That's not right...

 

[GhaleonEB]

Is there a possibility that they are not from the forest, but a sexually transmitted insect (crabs)? It seems more likely to be crabs then ticks (which are much bigger than crabs), especially if you went to the forest in your underwear/pants. I mean... how can they be on your crotch but no where else?

Louse

.

Yup, that's a louse.

I believe this might just be the biggest thread backfire of 2014?

Not sure how it's a backfire, he started the thread for help and got it. Be nice, the OP is having a lousy day.

 

[SliceSabre]

No play for you for a while OP. Sucks bro.

 

[Featheredkitten]

So op actually has crabs. Think I would be happier with crabs rather than ticks having a fun time with my balls.

Ticks are wayyyyy easier to get rid of. I've never had crabs but I've had lice before, right pain in the ass.

 

[FStop7]

Not sure how it's a backfire, he started the thread for help and got it. Be nice, the OP is having a lousy day.

No need to be so nitpicky.

It ticks me off.

 

[Hoo-doo]

Forest hikes giving people STD's now. No-one is safe.

 

[railGUN]

No need to be so nitpicky.

It ticks me off.

Don't be so crabby.

 

[kswiston]

Ticks all have the same body type despite size.

The OP pic is definitely of a louse.

I assumed the picture was wrong because they were small, and I've never really heard of people picking up lice from a forest. But perhaps you are right, and perhaps they came from a different source.

EDIT: Just saw the video. Ya, you are right. Lice. I should have read the entire OP.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Just looked these up...that's not just a louse but a crab louse. Well then. That clarifies the situation greatly.

 

[freenudemacusers]

it's a thread about bugs on his junk. it really can't get much lower.

it did anyway though.

we're only on page 2, don't call it yet!

 

[Roo]

No need to be so nitpicky.

It ticks me off.

Don't be so crabby.

Crabby quality posts.

 

[commedieu]

Not sure how it's a backfire, he started the thread for help and got it. Be nice, the OP is having a lousy day.

 

[SeanR1221]

Yup, that's a louse.



Not sure how it's a backfire, he started the thread for help and got it. Be nice, the OP is having a lousy day.

Agreed.

But this thread grossed me out and I can't finish this plate of Laos food.

 

[Spinluck]

That looks like a crab louse.

There is no god

 

[v1lla21]

OP dun got fucked up.

 

[Featheredkitten]

Just looked these up...that's not just a louse but a crab louse. Well then. That clarifies the situation greatly.

People need to up their google fu.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

one of the greatest thread titles of 2014, surely

 

[Mohonky]

Ticks are wayyyyy easier to get rid of. I've never had crabs but I've had lice before, right pain in the ass.

Dunno, ticks really dig in and feed on your juicy nutrients, crabs on the other hand hang out and party on.

Personally, I think I would simply shave my nuts and get some treatment.

As opposed to sitting there and trying to dig out ticks.

 

[PhoenixDark]

You also probably didn't get from the woods....

He didn't say what type of wood.

 

[freenudemacusers]

speak for yourselves, i'm eating crabcakes tonight

 

[Gorillaz]

against my better judgement I still opened this thread

 

[CaptainSlow]

OP fucked.

FTFY.

This is most likely the cause of OP's problems.

 

[Rapstah]

To the suggestion of the bleach bath... don't bleach and urine form some type of lethal gas? Or is that just cat or dog pee?

I mean, I don't usually pee when I take a bath, but if you've got your dick in bleach I don't know what's going to happen.

 

[commedieu]

for future reference.. since we are talking about it...What is the best way to get rid of crabs? Do you have to go to a doctor or are there creams?

Dunno, ticks really dig in and feed on your juicy nutrients, crabs on the other hand hang out and party on.

Personally, I think I would simply shave my nuts and get some treatment.

As opposed to sitting there and trying to dig out ticks.

Does shaving matter w/crabs? Don't they burrow underneath the skin?

 

[notworksafe]

speak for yourselves, i'm eating crabcakes tonight

ballsy choice imo