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[TrumanBurbank]

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His ALS ice bucket challenge...dude is awesome as fuck.

 

[Winterfang]

I don't have a man crush but Chris Evans look very handsome in Captain America 2. I usually don't pay attention to that stuff, but his arms look HUGE.

 

[Monocle]

Yep, Guardians of the Galaxy cemented his likable hunk status. Before that I thought he was kinda dumpy.

Wet t-shirts are a good look for him. He should wear those more often.

 

[Discotheque]

feel the same way about mah boy hugh jackman. dude seems like such a good sport in real life, his wwe appearances are always great too.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I'm kind of surprised by how attracted I am to Chris Pratt. He's not really my type, but the dude is just so endearing.

 

[Horse Detective]

Yep, Guardians of the Galaxy cemented his likable hunk status.

I don't know why I find this so annoying, but I am guessing subconscious jealousy.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

*Man crush intensifies*

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

He's awesome.

 

[SniperHunter]

I have a man crush on Eion Morgan (england cricket team), he is so dreamyy

 

[John Rabbit]

I don't have a man crush but Chris Evans look very handsome in Captain America 2. I usually don't pay attention to that stuff, but his arms look HUGE.

i too have a random man crush on Chris Evans. i can't explain it. he's just so goddamned handsome.

 

[Monocle]

I don't know why I find this so annoying, but I am guessing subconscious jealousy.

I bet it's because he has an everyman quality that can make people resent his popularity. He's not an unattainable impossibly good-looking superstud, he's a bro, and suddenly everyone seems to have the hots for him. I think a lot of guys probably look at him and think "I could do his job."

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

All three MCU Chris actors are man crush worthy.

 

[CountAntonius]

 

[Monocle]

All three MCU Chris actors are man crush worthy.

Let's rank Chrises.

1. Space Chris
2. Hammer Chris
3. American Chris

 

[Dead Man]

No man crush about it, it's just a crush. Boy is hot. And funny. And nice. Sigh.

Let's rank Chrises.

1. Space Chris
2. Hammer Chris
3. American Chris

1. Space Chris (first among equals)
1. Thor Chris












3. American Chris (Sorry Chris, you seem nice, but you are a bit boring)

 

[Monocle]

I came up with a much more appropriate name for Thor Chris. Plz edit accordingly.

i need chris pratt to fist me

I too wish we could share a brotherly fist bump.

(After we ravish each other.)

 

[jett]

Let's rank Chrises.

1. Space Chris
2. Hammer Chris
3. American Chris

 

[shadyspace]

whatever ever happened to "I'd like to have a beer with this dude"

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Let's rank Chrises.

1. Space Chris
2. Hammer Chris
3. American Chris

This is my ranking. American Chris is cool, but Hammer Chris is so dreamy.

 

[Stabby McSter]

No man crush about it, it's just a crush. Boy is hot. And funny. And nice. Sigh.



1. Space Chris (first among equals)
1. Thor Chris












3. American Chris (Sorry Chris, you seem nice, but you are a bit boring)

yeah this is my list

 

[Monocle]

whatever ever happened to I'd like to have a beer with this dude

That's always been code for "I don't swing that way but he could probably still get it."

 

[Soma]

dude is so damn charming

also i need to see nick offerman do this challenge

 

[EightBitNate]

Evans is bae tho

i need chris pratt to fist me

Um

 

[Ace Harding]

whatever ever happened to "I'd like to have a beer with this dude"

Doesn't that just mean "I'd like to have a beer with this dude because maybe after a little alcohol he'd let me blow him?"

 

[Syf]

Oh yeah, he could totally do the thing with me

 

[EightBitNate]

Doesn't that just mean "I'd like to have a beer with this dude because maybe after a little alcohol he'd let me blow him?"

GAF just jumped the shark

 

[InfiniteBento]

He's pretty damn handsome. I'd be lying if I said I didn't fan girl over him a wee bit >.>

 

[PhoncipleBone]

Marvel has the hat trick of Chrises. All are awesome and for different reasons. Depending on what we are ranking on, the order would change.

What other Chrises could Marvel pull in? Chris Pine is all I can think of.

 

[RM8]

Let's rank Chrises.

1. Space Chris
2. Hammer Chris
3. American Chris

This is the correct ranking. Weird, but I used to like Murican Chris more when he was Fire Chris.

 

[Monocle]

Marvel has the hat trick of Chrises. All are awesome and for different reasons. Depending on what we are ranking on, the order would change.

What other Chrises could Marvel pull in? Chris Pine is all I can think of.

That's a good Chris but I think Marvel's current Chrises are better.

Spoiler

Chris.

This is the correct ranking. Weird, but I used to like Murican Chris more when he was Fire Chris.

Yeah he was the best thing about those Fantastic Four movies. Not that he had much competition.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

It would be funny if Marvel got an unknown actress for a lead female role and her name was Christine.

 

[UrokeJoe]

whatever ever happened to "I'd like to have a beer with this dude"

I can get behind this.

 

[Horse Detective]

I bet it's because he has an everyman quality that can make people resent his popularity. He's not an unattainable impossibly good-looking superstud, he's a bro, and suddenly everyone seems to have the hots for him. I think a lot of guys probably look at him and think "I could do his job."

I don't remember anyone finding him charming in an attractive way before this year.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

That's a good Chris but I think Marvel's current Chrises are better.

Spoiler

Chris.

I feel Pine is too bland to join the holy trinity of Chrises that Marvel has.

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

 

[Rayis]

I've liked him since parks and recreation when he didn't have the hot ass body he does now, I want him to give me a bear hug with those biceps <3

 

[CountAntonius]

He's pretty damn handsome. I'd be lying if I said I didn't fan girl over him a wee bit >.>

I don't know why I find this so annoying, but I am guessing subconscious jealousy.

 

[Dead Man]

I feel Pine is too bland to join the holy trinity of Chrises that Marvel has.

In a world where Evans is in a trinity, nobody can be too bland to join them

 

[Turin]

I don't have a man crush but I like the dude. He was pretty funny on Letterman as well.

 

[PhoncipleBone]

In a world where Evans is in a trinity, nobody can be too bland to join them

Evans is Captain America. That goes a long way for me. And he seems like a cool guy in interviews. Shy, but cool.

 

[Horse Detective]

 

[TheSeks]

Hahahaha. His face when they nail him the second and third time is adorable.


I don't have a "man crush" on him, but I think he'd be fun to hang out with. His interviews and his opinions and things are just hilarious.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

Haha. Awesome video.

The fact that he challenged Ron mother f'ing Swanson to do it makes it even better.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

 

[SRG01]

It would be funny if Marvel got an unknown actress for a lead female role and her name was Christine.

Are there any current stars named Christine these days?

 

[Monocle]

I don't remember anyone finding him charming in an attractive way before this year.

I didn't know he was even on the map before Guardians. His spike in popularity reminds me of the way everyone on Tumblr was tearing out their hair over Sebastian Stan when Captain America 2 was in theaters. I never jumped on that train myself. He's no Chris.

I feel Pine is too bland to join the holy trinity of Chrises that Marvel has.

He could play Space Chris's bar buddy in the next Guardians.

In a world where Evans is in a trinity, nobody can be too bland to join them

That's mean, Americans have feelings too. Sometimes it takes a hot dog or two to bring out our personalities, that's all.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Are there any current stars named Christine these days?

I can't think of anyone named Christine actually :/

Spoiler

Apart from the fictional character in The Phantom of the Opera.

 

[IdreamofHIME]

I have this horrible feeling Jurassic Park is gonna torpedo his career just as he's rising high.

 

[CountAntonius]

I have this horrible feeling Jurassic Park is gonna torpedo his career just as he's rising high.

Eh he's still has Guardians 2 coming. I think he can survive a bomb.

 

[InfiniteBento]