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[Pickman]

OP just downloaded Rust guys, it's okay.

 

[Icomp]

Well this is a new level of stupid.

Blame it on the meds.

 

[Robot Pants]

How stupid are you?

 

[figadapaura]

Good luck, m8.

 

[wrowa]

Even if the chicken didn't have salmonella, these little fuckers are very likely to make your next few shits a pain in the ass:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campylobacter

 

[Futureman]

People eat raw meat all the time. No big deal.

 

[Blood Red Sky]

Sadsic isn't necessarily doomed. I've heard of people eating chicken tartare - essentially raw chicken mince. It's generally recommended that you quickly sear the outside of the meat before mincing it cos that's where the nasties hang out, but people eat the raw bit inside with wild abandon.

Did you eat the skin? That would probably be a bad thing.

 

[Traumnovelle]

Soon you'll live up to your username.

 

[Winterfang]

like 3 drumsticks

Jesus Christ...

 

[gotoadgo]

People eat raw meat all the time. No big deal.

Yeeeeeeh, no.

 

[GeordieMark]

Just make sure you have plenty of toilet roll in the house.

 

[Komo]

People eat raw meat all the time. No big deal.

Sure, buddy

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I've bit into undercooked/uncooked chicken before and have always spat it back out. Either this story is bullshit or OP just ate through the pain but raw chicken has this awful gelatinous and gummy texture that makes it impossible to eat, especially if it was cold when you ate it.

Regardless, see a doctor or chug some ipecac to clean you system out.

 

[Omegasquash]

OP, you done fucked up. Go see a doctor, tell them what you did and find out if there are any preventative measures you need to be taking.

Did you at least rinse it off first? Fuck, man.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

You're about to enter salmonella town brother, and from what I hear, it's no joke.

 

[GabDX]

If people can eat raw fish in sushi then you can eat raw chicken. You'll be fine.

 

[Wilbur]

your funeral is going to be jokes

 

[Raistlin]

Last time I bought chicken at the grocery I was standing in line and some guy was purchasing meat and the butcher didn't change gloves after touching the raw chicken and then grabbing cold cuts for sandwiches.

What?

I hope you said something to both the customer and management? That's a pretty serious health violation

 

[Omegasquash]

If people can eat raw fish in sushi then you can eat raw chicken. You'll be fine.

Chicken and fish are two different things for the most part.

Also, have a read on salmonella (CDC).

 

[tensuke]

Pssh, that's nothing, I just ate 3 fiber bars for breakfast.

 

[KillerMan91]

Go lick some eggs just to make sure you get salmonella

Depends where op is living. In some countries eggs don't have salmonella so you can eat them raw if you want (like here in Finland).

 

[Raistlin]

People eat raw meat all the time. No big deal.

Yeah I hear chicken tartare and chicken sushi are the shit

Spoiler

s

 

[KHlover]

People eat raw meat all the time. No big deal.

That's not how raw chicken works man.

If people can eat raw fish in sushi then you can eat raw chicken. You'll be fine.

No. Go read about salmonella before you start talking out of your ass -_-

 

[J4g3r]

like 3 drumsticks

 

[MicH]

What the fuck? That is absolutely disgusting and unsafe. Eugh. Enjoy your salmonella!

 

[GeekyDad]

Your bowel movements should be wet and wild.

 

[hunnies28]

I got nothing. I'm just going to subscribe.

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

Peoples eat raw chicken all the time in my wife's hometown, it's called tori no tataki and it's really gross. They don't die or get salmonella as far as I know, but you probably will.

 

[joelseph]

I have had something similar to salmonella from working in chicken farm in my youth. It had me up in bed for a month with severe bowel issues. You have to shit in medical tubes for science and all kinds of fun stuff. Good luck OP!

 

[GalacticAE]

All bronies should eat more raw chicken

 

[GabDX]

No. Go read about salmonella before you start talking out of your ass -_-

People getting sick from salmonella have a weak immune system. These people would find a way to get sick somehow, regardless if they cook their chicken or not. If you do get sick then at least you'll have the opportunity to poop in tubes for science.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

People eat raw meat all the time. No big deal.

Yes, let's all enjoy some raw pork! We'll have a thread where we can share our Trichinosis stories.

 

[Veal]

For possible consideration just in case the, uh, urge hits you again... Making Raw Chicken Safer: http://youtu.be/-raAZfGj7Gg

 

[Sydle]

You've clearly never had food poisoning. Your body evacuates EVERYTHING and it takes days to recover.

Go see a doctor, OP. Please.

 

[tensuke]

No. Go read about salmonella before you start talking out of your ass -_-

That's not all he'll be doing out of his ass.

 

[RecursiveFault]

People getting sick from salmonella have a weak immune system. These people would find a way to get sick somehow, regardless if they cook their chicken or not. If you do get sick then at least you'll have the opportunity to poop in tubes for science.

Wow. This is so informed. I can't handle how genius it is.

Seriously man, come on.

 

[Frologic]

Food poisoning is a terrible experience. Good luck and have fun

 

[tanooki27]

like 3 drumsticks

oh christ

 

[Mascot]

On the flipside, at least you can impress people with your ability to shit through the eye of a needle from twenty paces before dying in agony.

 

[Max]

I had raw chicken for dinner once in Japan

I'm fine

 

[adamsappel]

He's not necessarily going to be sick, but it certainly wasn't a good choice to make. I was cooking a steak last night and cut off a raw chunk to eat beforehand. Tasty. One Thanksgiving at Grandma's the turkey was still raw inside, even though the pop-up timer had gone off. Only my dad and I noticed; nobody got sick.

 

[akira28]

sadsic I worry for you.
kinda.

 

[Sir Blaming]

I clearly had no idea what i was getting into when i entered this thread.
No bloody idea.

 

[BGBW]

When your feelin',
Sad and lone
Eat raw chicken
Preferably on the bone
Chewin' and chewin',
It should be fine
Then talk about it
with people online
Got two days off work
Spice up your life
Sittin' in the dark
Spice up your life
Getting salmonella
Spice up your life

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Blargonaut]

like 3 drumsticks

 

[HazySaiyan]

People getting sick from salmonella have a weak immune system. These people would find a way to get sick somehow, regardless if they cook their chicken or not. If you do get sick then at least you'll have the opportunity to poop in tubes for science.

 

[OrlanisWorks]

Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man oh

Spoiler

Whyyyy

Spoiler

edit: don't forget to make a beat about it

 

[ampere]

like 3 drumsticks

Woah. I'd say go throw it up

If you wanted to spice things up I'd recommend drugs.. safer than raw chicken. And more fun

All bronies should eat more raw chicken

Not cool man. No reason to hate on people like that

 

[OverBlood 3]

Bollocks.

 

[ActuallyHulk]

You will be at peace soon.