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Favorite Homer Simpson moments?

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LanceVance

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Homer: Hmm, we didn't have a message when we left. How very odd.

Allan Sherman: [sings] Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada.
Homer: Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?!
 
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BatDan

Bane? Get them on board, I'll call it in.
Too many...

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"Oh, he card read good"
"The lesson is, never try"

"SEE YOU IN HELL, CANDY BOYS!"
 
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Birbo

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Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels heregh adah ahwagudwidabeeruhdh...five dollars?! Get outta here.

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Homercles cares not for beans!

Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
 
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Randam

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MARGE
Homer, it's 2am. What happened?

HOMER
It was an alien, Marge! It appeared in front of me and said, "Don't be afraid"!

MARGE
Have you been drinking?

HOMER
No! Well, ten beers.

strafer said:
That scream montage after he sees that dead body when he was a kid.
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and man, what is up with all those clips filmed from a TV screen?
 
Muffdraul

Muffdraul

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No idea which episode or what season- Whole family is sitting at the kitchen table. Homer has done something terrible to Marge and boy is she pissed. She chews him out. He opens his mouth and inhales, raises his index finger, about to defend himself,.. but he looks over at Bart and Lisa, and they're both sternly shaking their heads at him, so he shuts his mouth.
 
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DOBERMAN INC

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Kent Brockman: That's game set and match, but the real winner here are Marge's hors d'oeuvres.
Homer: Wow, how do you come up with such witty remarks?
Kent Brockman: (nervous laughing) Well... (Zoom's in on Brockman's ear piece, static is heard)
(Shows a car outside where two writers are typing)
Writer 1: Come on hurry up. (Writer 2 gives him a newly typed note) I guess you could say it's my racket.
Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: (gasps) (threatening tone) Get off my property.
 
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Firemind

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Data West said:
It's just a little airborne, it's still good! It's still good!
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This one is really good.

Also

The President of the Kwik-E-Mart: Welcome, my friends. You may ask any three questions.
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
The President of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
The President of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: You?
The President of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes. Thank you, come again.
 
Muffdraul

Muffdraul

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Lisa: Dad, did you see anything provocative in today's paper?

Homer: Yes, there's a real think piece here about a bra sale.

Lisa: Dad, stop kidding around. Look, they printed my letter.
[points to the article]

Homer: Hey, that's wonderful, sweetie -- I'm going to read it.
Just as soon as I finish what I'm doing here.
[folds the paper, takes off his reading glasses, puts the glasses in
his shirt pocket, and sits quietly]

[Lisa waits a few seconds]

Lisa: Well, I'm sure someone has the time to read it.

Homer: I envy them.
 
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JinjoUnchained

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With Homer, it's all about food:

"Mmmmm, floor pie"

"Mmmmm, 60 slices of American cheese"

"She liked makin' bacon on the beach, if you know what I mean!" "I do!"

"You see son, a woman is like a beer..."
 
Daniel Jackson

Daniel Jackson

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Rich Texan: Look at all them stars… How many do you think there are?
Homer: Two.
Rich Texan: What the...two? You think there are two! Well, I never...How could..
 
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inm8num2

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"When I held that gun in my hand I felt a surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun."

also,

"I don't want anyone to give her a hard time just because she's different: no jokes, no taunting--- Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel?"
 
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DOBERMAN INC

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Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.

Marge: Hmm, that doesn't sound like they like you at all.

Homer: You know, I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.

(the next morning, Homer punches Lenny in the back of the head)
 
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Mechanized

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Season 12 is just a goldmine. Hungry Hungry Homer in particular.

"Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight city hall, AKA, blocko land. So don't even try".
"What kind of a thing is that to tell your children"?
"It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep".

"You can't fight the souvenir industry we're too powerful".
Then he gives the blocko land dude a little souvenir. Kills me every time.

"I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying. Or about to lie. Or just finished lying. But NOT. WHEN I'M TELLING. THE TRUTH."
The delivery is great.
 
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BatDan

Bane? Get them on board, I'll call it in.
DrFunk said:
Any moment when he has conversations with his brain
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Homer: Well, time to go to work
Homer's Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Homer's Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing. ....... Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery
Homer's Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: AAH!
 
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Übermatik

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"It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

"Duff... Gardens... HURRaaurgghh..." *HOOOOOONK*.

"Oh Bart, cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic!" "Hmhm hm de dum..."

"OOHH MYYY GOOOOODDD" "What is it!?" "TRAMAMPOLINE. TRABOPALINE".

*EDIT* Also anything form El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer), including "Well Chief, don't quit your day job... whatever that is".
 
Robot Pants

Robot Pants

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"HeyBuddyImABigFatGuYYouGottaLetMeBorrow yourCar-"
"T-take it just take it"

"Hey my dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac!"

"Oo- and it's raspberry..."
 
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zeemumu

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"Suckers, I would have done it for free!"

"Fine, do it for free."

"Doh! Suckers, I would have paid you!"

"Fine, pay us."

"Doh!"
 
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super-heated plasma

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When he is returning to Earth and the two astronauts hum that patriotic tune, and Homer sings the Golden Grahams commercial jingle.

also

HOMER: "Hey kids, you want t odrive through that field of cacti?"
BART AND LISA: "Yeah!"
SIDESHOW BOB (UNDER CAR):"NO!"
HOMER: "Two against one!"

also

"You tried and you failed. The lesson is never try'"

also

"Or you'll what? release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees at you? Go ahead, do your worst."

also

Homer time traveling and ends up accidentally creating his perfect world, and freaks out and leaves when Marge does'nt know what a donut is. Only to discover after he leaves, that the world rains donuts. LOL
 
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Alex Anderson

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Marge: ... Lisa, I'd tell this boy that you're very flattered, but you're just not ready for this kind of thing.
Lisa: Thanks, Mom.
Homer: And if that doesn't work, six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
 
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inm8num2

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Treehouse of Horror VI:

"I paid for a colossal donut, and I'm gonna get a colossal donut."

The way Homer slowly says that line never ceases to crack me up.
 
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