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[Lan Dong Mik]

Lmfao those pics man...yikes

 

[CorruptShadow]

This is the first generation that I'm actively not getting games day 1.

Sigh. I feel guilty for even buying this. I usually try to "wait" for reviews before buying games. I don't want to support bad business practices. I just got trigger happy this week, and got a bunch of digital pre-loads set up. You see, I just beat a year long fight with cancer. And I had my week after my final test set up to...celebrate with a bunch of new games, should I beat it. And I did.

Congrats, that is awesome.

 

[todahawk]

Sigh. I feel guilty for even buying this. I usually try to "wait" for reviews before buying games. I don't want to support bad business practices. I just got trigger happy this week, and got a bunch of digital pre-loads set up. You see, I just beat a year long fight with cancer. And I had my week after my final test set up to...celebrate with a bunch of new games, should I beat it. And I did.

But now I feel bad, because this game runs very poorly. And Ubisoft is pulling some shit that I don't condone or support. I should learn from this company's history.

Because...



Fuck this.

Congrats man, awesome news!
Don't let Ubi get you down, go have a nice steak dinner or get your favorite takeout

 

[ironcreed]

Absolutely hilarious.

 

[ash321]

Is Octodad one of the unlockable Assassins?

I don't know, does Davy Jones count ?

 

[BigAl1992]

Those pics look like someone walked onto the set of They Live!, for Christ's sake.

 

[LiK]

Horrifying

 

[Mononoke]

This is the real news!

Yo get Mordor. And Bayo 2. And Hyrule Warriors. And a bottle of fucking Champaigne dude! That's awesome!

Yes! I recently bought Morodor + Bayo 2 and I'm playing them right now. Morodor is freakin amazing. I put 2 days into it already. Can't believe I didn't get on this sooner.

 

[KojiKnight]

What the heck is this ? is this in the real game ?

Yep, this same glitch was very common in AssCreed 3. I didn't have it happen in Black Flag, but it seems it's back with a vengeance.

 

[Donos]

Fucking bullshit, I hope everyone at ubisoft dies.

You had to know that not even 5 % of the people here reading this would get the email stuff. Risky joke. And there will be probably still a ton of people who will quote this without getting it.

 

[cyberheater]

Jim probably got blackballed and Schierer posted how the review embargo lifts at noon EST even though the game came out at midnight. Not a good sign.

A shocking way to operate.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

So when does the Glitchamania series start?

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Since it's topical, what is #GamerGate's stance on this game's embargo?

 

[bob page]

Welp, looks like I'm passing on this. Between this release & Watch Dogs, Ubisoft has shown absolutely no consideration for shipping polished products.

 

[Revven]

And isn't this game bundled with Xbones with Black Flag as well for Black Friday? ...Imagine coming home with this game and feeling extremely ripped off on that bundle...

 

[blackflag]

Welp I thought I was getting a deal when Gamestop sold me the unity bundle and SO for 250......maybe they knew more than me

 

[Amir0x]

Last one

"My Lord, as you can see this is a most alarming gathering. I've spent years as this railing and never once saw a thing like it! The plebs are most uneasy at this turn of events."

 

[cyberheater]

Last one

A real next gen game engine. Nice.

 

[sechsterangriff]

People at work heard me laughing...

 

[Sotha_Sil]

I sure hope there is some patch that will be fixing this.

Either way, The Division and R6: Siege threads are the big losers here. The amount of drive-by comments that will be plaguing their GAF threads from here on out will be unbearable.

 

[-Kees-]

Since it's topical, what is #GamerGate's stance on this game's embargo?

"GG is about journalism. embargoes aren't an issue directly caused by journos. they don't control them."

https://twitter.com/KYLEHYDE_/status/532201067338301441

 

[samn]

Holy fuck.

Looks like one of those racist dolls.

 

[Xav]

 

[Barry Burton]

"Reign of Terror", indeed!

 

[Voidance]

Thanks a bunch. I had no family or friends in real life (moved to a new state last year when I got hit with it). GAF was the only thing that got me through. If it wasn't for kind people on here, I would not be here right now. I was ready to give up several times.

My mother-in-law is a cancer survivor too -- you must be one tough son of a bitch!

Congratulations, man!

 

[botty]

Sonic Boom teas. 👀

 

[EightBitNate]

Nothing, but i guess hiding "their hair yellow" after dies with an email tag was a bad idea. Won't be doing that again, lol.

Thank god you weren't serious.

 

[Alienous]

Last one

A note: I took those from Steam community hub, if you search you can find a lot of funny screens, but I uploaded them here in case the users will delete them.

Nutted, but she still railing.

 

[Lambtron]

"GG is about journalism. embargoes aren't an issue directly caused by journos. they don't control them."

https://twitter.com/KYLEHYDE_/status/532201067338301441

Hahahahaha, typical Gator shit.

 

[DukeBobby]

This thread is even funnier than the Sonic Boom one.

 

[Morrigan Stark]

"GG is about journalism. embargoes aren't an issue directly caused by journos. they don't control them."

https://twitter.com/KYLEHYDE_/status/532201067338301441

Oohhhhh.

Could have fooled me.

 

[BlackBuzzard]

Yep, we need a constitutional amendment for sure. We need to get governments working on the true issues. Like video game reviews.

Was talking more about within the industry then anything to do with government. Not like the US government does much anyway, at least in Europe they stand up for the consumer

 

[Fdkn]

This game is a total trainwreck pr wise and quality wise. I hope reviews destroy them but I fear they won't.

 

[digoutyoursoul]

Lmfao

Just lost it there, nearly pissed myself

 

[Skyzard]

Probably the reason for the 18 rating.

 

[Good Guy Gone Bad]

Hahaha

Ubisoft got me with this one. I'll just return my unopened copy back to Amazon. I was interested and intrigued with the series again after AC: IV was a surprisingly good game

 

[SuperSonic1305]

Last one

A note: I took those from Steam community hub, if you search you can find a lot of funny screens, but I uploaded them here in case the users will delete them.

Are they doing the macarena or something?

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Holy fuck @ those face glitches. Nightmare inducing.

 

[SteveWinwood]

That's the crux of all of this games journalism malarkey.

well yeah

i dont see a way out of it now that we're in it though

 

[Goodacre0081]

I played a few hours last night and there seems to major problems with the engine itself that causes it to slow to a crawl. I was inside an empty church with absolutely no NPC's around and the game seemed hit what I can only guess is single digit numbers for a few shot seconds.

I'm really starting to worry about The Division.

 

[Endoplasmatisch]

Hilarious. Purchase justified.

 

[Handy Fake]

Last one

A note: I took those from Steam community hub, if you search you can find a lot of funny screens, but I uploaded them here in case the users will delete them.

Assassin's Creed: Macarena

 

[Beefy]

Sigh. I feel guilty for even buying this. I usually try to "wait" for reviews before buying games. I don't want to support bad business practices. I just got trigger happy this week, and got a bunch of digital pre-loads set up. You see, I just beat a year long fight with cancer. And I had my week after my final test set up to...celebrate with a bunch of new games, should I beat it. And I did.

But now I feel bad, because this game runs very poorly. And Ubisoft is pulling some shit that I don't condone or support. I should learn from this company's history.

Because...



Fuck this.

Congrats on beating it.

 

[Amir0x]

"My lords, do you not see how determined these men are? Why, they all have their hands about their hips, in a gesture of great ire! That man has taken to floating!"

 

[Psyrgery ES]

Last one

A note: I took those from Steam community hub, if you search you can find a lot of funny screens, but I uploaded them here in case the users will delete them.

Woah, that's a pretty showcase of Next-gen clipping!

 

[orava]

I have to ask: How does a game like this even pass the certification process?

It passed with flying colors, thanks for asking.

Spoiler

 

[i-Lo]

I sure hope there is some patch that will be fixing this.

Either way, The Division and R6: Siege threads are the big losers here. The amount of drive-by comments that will be plaguing their GAF threads from here on out will be unbearable.

Are you implying that it would be unjustified given the trend Ubisoft has set thus far? First it was WatchDogs, now it's AC; the scale of misrepresentation throughout the games' development is mind bending and completely unacceptable.

And more to the point, is this now going to be an industry wide accepted practice of releasing broken games and releasing patches hence?

Any other industry would have seen class action lawsuits by now.

 

[GreyWind]

It passed with flying colors, thanks for asking.

Spoiler

Hahaha lol

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

"GG is about journalism. embargoes aren't an issue directly caused by journos. they don't control them."

https://twitter.com/KYLEHYDE_/status/532201067338301441

SMH