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Girlfriend Says "Thank You"

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NYCrooner

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It does sound like she might be thinking its kinky but she's to inexperienced and awkward to do it right. If you're really into her, just play along and talk dirty back. I personally like a chick that talks dirty (and takes it in the ass).
 
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ZaCH3000

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Rentahamster said:
I am fairly certain that I would not enjoy having sex with you, unless you were perhaps dressed as Magus.

I actually am more excited about the idea of entering into a sexual relationship with someone not because I bought her off, but because I actually convinced her with reasoning and good logic that her religious-based reasons for staying celibate were flawed.

Having my powers of persuasion validated would make me cum gallons, I suppose.
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If you talk like the way you post I promise your prospects of playing with a ladies pearl are pretty nil.

OP needs to watch porn with his girl to form a gameplan.
 
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JBourne

maybe tomorrow it rains
Rentahamster said:
I am fairly certain that I would not enjoy having sex with you, unless you were perhaps dressed as Magus.

I actually am more excited about the idea of entering into a sexual relationship with someone not because I bought her off, but because I actually convinced her with reasoning and good logic that her religious-based reasons for staying celibate were flawed.

Having my powers of persuasion validated would make me cum gallons, I suppose.
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Sounds euphoric.
 
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Omegasquash

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Time off for the holiday and I miss a few fantastic threads.

This is amazing. OP, you could probably do whatever you want with this girl. FFS it's a blank canvas.
 
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SpookyFries

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I dated a girl like OP's back in high school and it was equally as awkward.
Never questioned it though. Chances are she may be trying to "spice things up" and watched a porno or two to get some ideas
 
neoism

neoism

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egruntz said:
THANK YOU -.-
I feel like I'm in crazy town, or I'm the crazy one, with the way everyone's responding.

Saying that after every time we have sex just doesn't seem right. Like I wouldn't say thank you to her every time I see her because she loves me, and I'd feel weird (and do) if she would say it back to me for the same reason. Sex with her is about love to me. I love her so much. I don't know getting on a rant but, basically, when she's saying thank you it's like to me I gave her something she didn't deserve or something. And sex is a mutual act of love for me. I don't regard it as a favor or anything, and it bothers me when she says this cause it makes it seem like she does? It's just weird. I have problems with it.

I'm not a dog. >.<
GAF stahp
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say that to her op if you think your going to marry this girl your going to have to talk to her about it anyway if it hurts her o well
I wouldn't bother me, seems to me you both need to me more open with what your really feeling and not worry so much if it hurts their feelings or not.... you can just buy her 1000 dolla earrings or something if it does
 
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Omegasquash

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I...I just read OP's post on her saying it after she blew him.

A woman thanks me for finishing in her mouth is a woman that gets what she wants from then the fuck on. She's watched porn, and thanks you for your ejaculate inside of her.

I can't wrap my head around this.
 
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kIdMuScLe

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I would slap her and make her deep throat me and say "how about thanking me now you dirty whore? Aren't you going to say thanks?!!!" all the while she keeps deep throating. So have you ever thought that she wants to be dominated or want it rough?
 
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andrerobot

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kIdMuScLe said:
I would slap her and make her deep throat me and say "how about thanking me now you dirty whore? Aren't you going to say thanks?!!!" all the while she keeps deep throating. So have you ever thought that she wants to be dominated or want it rough?
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Holy shit! Reading the post in your tag makes your post even funnier.
 
davepoobond

davepoobond

you can't put a price on sparks
kIdMuScLe said:
I would slap her and make her deep throat me and say "how about thanking me now you dirty whore? Aren't you going to say thanks?!!!" all the while she keeps deep throating. So have you ever thought that she wants to be dominated or want it rough?
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I would read your erotica, time to publish. I'll make the audiobook version
 
Mexen

Mexen

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One for the archives! What a way to end 2014! Thread has delivered! Gold! Ha ha ha ha. Thank you, OP!
 
terrisus

terrisus

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Omegasquash said:
I can't wrap my head around this.
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Sexual innuendo >.>


kIdMuScLe said:
I would slap her and make her deep throat me and say "how about thanking me now you dirty whore? Aren't you going to say thanks?!!!" all the while she keeps deep throating. So have you ever thought that she wants to be dominated or want it rough?
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kIdMuScLe
Gets Ass****ed Every Day

kIdMuScLe said:
why did you say you have revolution and ps3 rumors and you are not goin to post it? that just stupid. that's like sayin you have a 10inch cock to your man but your never show it cuz you get assfucked everyday!!
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NervousXtian

Thought Emoji Movie was good. Take that as you will.
I really want to know what the OP had talked about before with his GF to get her to stop fucking him for 3 weeks.

Seriously, I'm legit curious after all the other stuff you posted.

I find it so odd that someone who has a girl that says thanks after busting in her mouth has a problem with her saying thank you. Dude, you busted IN HER MOUTH. Think about that.. you can't be getting mad at an girl willing to do that for you.
 
tauroxd

tauroxd

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davepoobond said:
I would read your erotica, time to publish. I'll make the audiobook version
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studyguy

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Did this dude nut in his girl's face yet and offer up some crazy dirty talk. Cause I'm sure all this chick is waiting on is for the OP to light the match to set off that sexual inferno. Let that girl wave her freak flag OP. Just roll with the sexual revolution.
 
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egruntz

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Delibes said:
I think the only solution is for you to place a recorder right before having sex. Then edit said video to only include the Thank you part, because nobody on gaf wants to hear op moaning, and then upload to YouTube so we can decide together whether she does say it in a creepy way or if it is just a genuine thank you.

I await a response.
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Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.
 
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NotTheGuyYouKill

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egruntz said:
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.
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I hope you told her you were gonna post that, dude.

And there is nothing in that recording that is weird. You're weird.
 
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jet1911

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egruntz said:
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.
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That was unexpected.
 
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xxracerxx

Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.
egruntz said:
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.
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Jesus Christ dude......just....what a thing to complain about.
 
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Glass Rebel

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egruntz said:
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.
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jesu

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Did they OP record himself having sex and post it on the internet for us?
I'm not sure whether to click on the link or not...
 
The Cowboy

The Cowboy

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Seriously, 2 threads now in which the TCs have done some incredibly creepy and frankly very wrong on so many levels things - WTF is wrong with some people? (or maybe I'm just a prude and don't get it?).

This is if the link is what he says it is, no way am i clicking it.
 
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egruntz

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Well, it's a recording of his girlfriend cumming, so...
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No... See if it was that, maybe it'd be less weird to me. But this is me post-orgasm. She then says thank you.
Also my girlfriend knows that I posted this. I showed her this thread after we had a conversation about the whole thing. Figured this could be our "final say" on the matter. It's actually gone down really well. We had a lot of fun and laughter about it, so.
 
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SArcher

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egruntz said:
Don't say OP didn't fucking deliver.

Took advice from a friend and suggested to her that we record ourselves having sex. That way on the playback she can hear herself and maybe come to the conclusion that it's weird herself. She was much more tame when we were recording. No "good boys" or super loud moans or anything. She did say thank you at the end again though. Guess she just loves doing it. I think I'll get over it... I love her.
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The way she says "thank you" is hot as hell. Embrace it!
 
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