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[Amir0x]

But then how can we be certain it is in fact his girlfriend and not just some stand-in he's using in order to avoid the ban hammer? Are we requesting a video next? How deep does the rabbit hole go, Ami?

I don't understand the argument. Is what you're saying that we shouldn't try our best in situations like this where some parties privacy might be violated to at least ensure everyone is on the same page? I mean of course it may still be false, but the odds improve significantly I'd say.

If this is the argument, why ever bother trying to ever confirm someone's privacy isn't being violated? I mean let's say she wasn't OK with it... would it have made the effort to make sure she was worth it?

 

[pulga]

I don't understand the argument. Is what you're saying that we shouldn't try our best in situations like this where some parties privacy might be violated to at least ensure everyone is on the same page? I mean of course it may still be false, but the odds improve significantly I'd say.

If this is the argument, why ever bother trying to ever confirm someone's privacy isn't being violated? I mean let's say she wasn't OK with it... would it have made the effort to make sure she was worth it?

I'm with you mate, it's why I'm demanding the bloody consent form.

OP, please respond.

 

[Amir0x]

I'm with you mate, it's why I'm demanding the bloody consent form.

OP, please respond.

I understand sarcasm pulga. It's not helping me see your perspective though. Can you help me see your point?

 

[alatif113]

And here come the internet white knights. Reminds me of that one time someone sent a Facebook message to a gaffer's GF after seeing pics of her on gaf. smh

 

[Technosteve]

Which page is the Lionel Mandrake summary on?

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Which page is the Lionel Mandrake summary on?

This is too wild for the dragon.

 

[Amir0x]

This is too wild for the dragon.

He'll write something if he's alerted to this topic.

The plot line is pretty ripe for it I'd say

 

[MDSLKTR]

And here come the internet white knights. Reminds me of that one time someone sent a Facebook message to a gaffer's GF after seeing pics of her on gaf. smh

That was too good!

 

[Welfare]

So this is getting an anime adaptation next year, right?

 

[McLovin]

Wow I was wondering why this thread was still so active! Niiiiiiiice

 

[pulga]

I understand sarcasm pulga. It's not helping me see your perspective though. Can you help me see your point?

What point is there to make in a thread about a guy inexplainably worried over his girlfriend's sultry post-coital acknowledgment?

If anything, I think the lesson to be learned from this thread and OPs girlfriend is that we should all be kinder to one another; a little thank you here and there, be it to your local bus driver or grocery bagger, can go a long way towards brightening up someone's day.

OP is a terrible human bean for not saying "you're welcome" though.

 

[DECK'ARD]

I understand sarcasm pulga. It's not helping me see your perspective though. Can you help me see your point?

You're being mocked for being over-earnest.

 

[Bluekaveli]

My body hurts from laughing at this lol

 

[Amir0x]

What point is there to make in a thread about a guy inexplainably worried over his girlfriend's sultry post-coital acknowledgment?

If anything, I think the lesson to be learned from this thread and OPs girlfriend is that we should all be kinder to one another; a little thank you here and there, be it to your local bus driver or grocery bagger, can go a long way towards brightening up someone's day.

OP is a terrible human bean for not saying "you're welcome" though.

Yes I agree I still don't know why the OP is hung up on the Thank you. That sounds pretty hot to me really.

But then again I like when girls dig into my back so hard they draw blood, so I'm into some weird shit.

You're being mocked for being over-earnest.

I understand that aspect (the incorrect motivation for the jokes), but it's not over-earnest to ensure both parties are OK with it. It's simple courtesy.

 

[-ImaginaryInsider]

I'm with Amirox on this one, what is the more likely scenario:

- The OP convinced his religious girlfriend to be recorded during sex so he could post it on a videogame message board of mostly guys to prove she is awkward during sex.

or

- The OP recorded it without his girlfriend's knowledge, or didn't actually get permission to post it online.

 

[Atraveller]

GAF is such a wonderful place!

 

[freenudemacusers]

i believe in you op. godspeed in whatever weird thing you're going to do next in this thread.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

i believe in you op. godspeed in whatever weird thing you're going to do next in this thread.

That's a nice haircut you got going, feels retro.

 

[hoggert]

That's a nice haircut you got going, feels retro.

retro

really

have you missed the last three years or are you talking about the late 30's early 40s as retro

 

[Violet_0]

I'm with Amirox on this one, what is the more likely scenario:

- The OP convinced his religious girlfriend to be recorded during sex so he could post it on a videogame message board of mostly guys to prove she is awkward during sex.

or

- The OP recorded it without his girlfriend's knowledge, or didn't actually get permission to post it online.

I offer another plausible scenario

- This wasn't actually recorded during any kinky activities with his gf and we have collectively decided to just roll with it anyway

 

[chadtwo]

Yup that thank you is a direct product of porn watching.

 

[Eyeshield1625]

"Would you kindly?"

Oh god I can't breathe

 

[DECK'ARD]

I understand that aspect (the incorrect motivation for the jokes), but it's not over-earnest to ensure both parties are OK with it. It's simple courtesy.

It's over-earnest when you use every reply to repeat the same thing over and over, and at length. It comes across as more concerned with demonstrating your own moral superiority than the matter at hand.

It's like you are keeping the subject going for your own benefit. Trying to pin people down in order to castigate them, even when they clearly aren't being serious.

It's a bit "Why can't you be as good as me!", and constantly referring to posters as children or childish doesn't help either.

With your track-record, setting yourself up as a moral arbiter on GAF is likely to provoke such a response. Maybe tone it down a bit, rather than going all born-again Christian on people.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

retro

really

have you missed the last three years or are you talking about the late 30's early 40s as retro

Yep.

 

[TheOGB]

Rumor is the trap remix is out :

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oLHzwUWgFZ

AYYYYY

I can't believe this thread. I cannot believe the turn this thread took.


Gaf pls stop putting your shit on the internet

 

[Amir0x]

It's over-earnest when you use every reply to repeat the same thing over and over, and at length. It comes across as more concerned with demonstrating your own moral superiority than the matter at hand.

It's like you are keeping the subject going for your own benefit. Trying to pin people down in order to castigate them, even when they clearly aren't being serious.

It's a bit "Why can't you be as good as me!", and constantly referring to posters as children or childish doesn't help either.

With your track-record, setting yourself up as a moral arbiter on GAF is likely to provoke such a response. Maybe tone it down a bit, rather than going all born-again Christian on people.

The literal first time I mentioned it someone tried to call me a fedora hat tipper. I'm sorry but with that sort of nonsense, it's going to be called out for what it is - childish. Don't like it, don't be childish. Every response since that first post has basically been about that same nonsense argument.

Additionally the messenger doesn't matter. The message does. Is the message wrong? Say why it's wrong. If it's right? Then cool. If you feel it's wrong to make sure all parties are OK, then I feel I'm not the one who owes an explanation as to the lack of consideration going on here. A "born again Christian" would not want this out there at all. I don't care if dirty shit is out there. I just want to make sure her privacy isn't being violated, and I'd say the same if this thread was a chick doing it about some guy.

 

[Riposte]

"GAF help me, my religious uptight girlfriend is turning into a sexfiend, this is a problem because..."

 

[HeySeuss]

AmiRox is right. If his gf has no clue he put a recording of them having sex and putting it online to solicit opinions of whether or not its strange for her to say "thank you", then it's a huge breach of trust. I'm kinda surprised as PC as GAF typically is that AmiRox is seemingly in the minority on this.

If she's cool with it fine. If she has no idea then it's really poor form. Would your gf be cool with putting an audio clip of you having sex with her online? Let alone if you had a super religious one? I know mine wouldn't.

Sure he says she's laughing about it and is fine with it. But guess what? People say a lot of things but it doesn't make them true. If he went to the trouble of recording them having sex, surely proving she's ok with this shouldn't be too much to ask.

But until then, it's just really creepy and gross. And I feel bad for his gf being put on blast like this.

 

[Neoxon]

that delivery

those remixes

this thread

Beautiful

This thread is amazing.

 

[Anion]

This is simply amazing

 

[freenudemacusers]

That's a nice haircut you got going, feels retro.

LEAVE MY HAIR ALONE!!1

 

[Cuban Legend]

OP doesn't deliver = thread closed, OP delivers = thread implodes?

thisisbipolargaf.gif

 

[-Eddman-]

Even if the GF knows he's posting the audio, I think it was a stupid idea sharing it considering how damn good is detective GAF. Remember that guy with the model GF who posted on the SO thread and how some people got their number to call her or something like that?

Having said that, I can't say i'm not terribly amused by the development of this thread. OP has balls.

 

[ambientric]

Fantastic thread, most laughs I've had in ages. Been scratching my head trying to think of annoying things girls I've been with have done, all I came up with is an ex who didn't like me licking her asshole (And I really, really liked that ass).

OP you need to chill the fuck out, sounds like you have a fantastic girl, don't ruin it by being hung up on something so meaningless.

 

[butzopower]

AmiRox is right. If his gf has no clue he put a recording of them having sex and putting it online to solicit opinions of whether or not its strange for her to say "thank you", then it's a huge breach of trust. I'm kinda surprised as PC as GAF typically is that AmiRox is seemingly in the minority on this.

If she's cool with it fine. If she has no idea then it's really poor form. Would your gf be cool with putting an audio clip of you having sex with her online? Let alone if you had a super religious one? I know mine wouldn't.

Sure he says she's laughing about it and is fine with it. But guess what? People say a lot of things but it doesn't make them true. If he went to the trouble of recording them having sex, surely proving she's ok with this shouldn't be too much to ask.

But until then, it's just really creepy and gross. And I feel bad for his gf being put on blast like this.

I think where people are getting weirded out is the feeling that people need to protect OP's girlfriend. There feels like two scenarios:

* OP is telling truth, girlfriend consented to upload. All is fine.

* OP is lying, girlfriend has no idea. OP has breached trust of his girlfriend. Their relationship is worse off for it. OP is a dick. OP's girlfriend is none the wiser and goes on with her life none the wiser.

It's coming across as people just wanting more proof because they are skeptical, and saying "BUT THINK OF THE OP'S GIRLFRIEND!" to justify their own skepticism. Not saying that's what it is, just saying what it looks like.

No proof is ever enough for GAF.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

 

[FeenixRising]

I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

LEAVE MY HAIR ALONE!!1

You know I'm all about stealing your style, bo.

 

[Az]

Ami derailing a thread. Shocked, let me tell ya.

 

[Cystm]

I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

You boys are getting a little too carried away.

 

[PhoenixDark]

or, you know, just send a simple "yeah I'm OK with it" to a mod so they can verify, so that everyone is comfortable with no party being violated here. That certain people keep making this out to be some outrageous request - considering what has made this thread blow up - and that they think using hyperbole to supplement their point is effective speaks volumes about the priorities we have all in the name of forum entertainment.

What are you talking about? Really don't understand what you're trying to do in this clearly farcical thread, but it's a bad look.

 

[iShouldGoPro]

Anyway, after I finish, she just stops, looks in my eyes, and breaths, "Thank you." Then she's forcing out a giggle after it

Creepy

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Wow, we're really finger blasting Amir0x, aren't we?

 

[butzopower]

Seriously OP, what all have you been talking about since you opened up to each other finally? If she really thinks the dog thing is funny, she should get you a gag ball, but instead of a ball it's a red rubber bone. You could probably get her to bring table scraps into the mix as well. Can you imagine her cooking you a steak, feeding it to you, saying "Good boy" and then you bust a nut on her face while she hangs her tongue out and pants. FUCK.

 

[royalan]

I think where people are getting weirded out is the feeling that people need to protect OP's girlfriend. There feels like two scenarios:

* OP is telling truth, girlfriend consented to upload. All is fine.

* OP is lying, girlfriend has no idea. OP has breached trust of his girlfriend. Their relationship is worse off for it. OP is a dick. OP's girlfriend is none the wiser and goes on with her life none the wiser.

It's coming across as people just wanting more proof because they are skeptical, and saying "BUT THINK OF THE OP'S GIRLFRIEND!" to justify their own skepticism. Not saying that's what it is, just saying what it looks like.

No proof is ever enough for GAF.

I think the issue here is that this wasn't really a thread that required "proof."

I mean, requiring proof in threads tends to make sense when the OP is making some incredibly lofty, dubious, and potentially inflammatory claim, in which case the mods step in and ask for verification. This is why this tends to happen more on Gaming Side than in OT.

But this thread topic is incredibly basic. Just "My Girlfriend Says/Does Something During Sex That Weirds Me Out". That's a pretty common situation that plenty of people find themselves in. So common that proof is really unnecessary; you either believe the premise or don't.

I mean, if it hadn't been "Thank You," if it had instead been "My girlfriend likes to tickle the skin around my butthole when we fuck, I'm uncomfortable" would people have been clamoring for proof? Most likely not. Most people would have just taken him for his word or ignored the thread.

So, in this case, the clamoring for proof just came across as HornyGAF's thinly veiled desires to hear OP's girlfriend make sex noises.

 

[pulga]

No proof is ever enough for GAF.

That's what I was getting to with the rabbit hole thing, next thing we know GAF will be demanding video proof of the girl saying "ITS FUCKING OKAY AIGHT", then that will lead to clamor for previous pics with the gf to determine if the girl in the video is in fact his gf, then another is going to want to see full blown intercourse to determine if they are even dating, etc etc.

Let's all just hold hands and thank each other for being part of such a wonderful community, okay?

 

[Crossing Eden]

I sent the recording to my friend at work so we could both listen to it. It was pretty damn hot. So hot that I grabbed the zip lock bag from my lunch, covered my penis with it with a rubber band tied around my penis, came back from break, and used my imagination and blew a load in the zip lock bag while helping customers.

Ok then, on that note.

 

[TheExecutive]

She is uncomfortable in the situation... She doesn't know how to react. Give her a break and walk in her shoes for a second. You jokingly say thank you and move on. Love her and don't change a thing. The point being... Don't make a big deal out of it.

 

[yankeeforever2]

I didn't expect this when I came back into this thread.

 

[butzopower]

I think the issue here is that this wasn't really a thread that required "proof."

You are right.

It is a little sad, OP wanted people to understand his conundrum so much that he was willing to post his hot sweaty grunts after cumming on the internet.

Either way, I'm glad it got OP and his girl talking. If we are to believe she actually gave consent to post a sound bite of them fucking, it sounds like she's willing/wanting to be a lot more kinky than OP was leading himself on to believe.