M0nochromatic
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Transhumanism |OT| Oh, we're asking for this.
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Patricia Arquette: It's time for gays and people of color to fight four women now.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
My wife's ass smells like 114x safer than marijuana.
M0nochromatic
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davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Goose isn't comfortable in heaven gift shop
Arkos
Nose how to spell and rede to
M0nochromatic
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My fox is uncomfortable fighting this wolf in a plane.
terrisus
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Another LA Area Police Pursuit
I was hoping someone would catch it, without me having to over-word it and ruin the joke
I was hoping someone would catch it, without me having to over-word it and ruin the joke
NeckToChicken
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GAF, I have 23 posts and can't make threads - Is this normal?
M0nochromatic
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I can't get off to sarcasm. Am I normal?
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GMO Gramatically Modified Offspring
terrisus
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GAF, I can't get off to normal pornography - Recommend some weird stuff
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We all know you aren't terrisus.
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terrisus
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Damn y'all killing me today, thank you.
terrisus
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White House becomes an unlikely competitor to FedEx and UPS
The White House wants in on the sharing economy. The US capitol today announced a partnership with Roadie, a startup that aims to become the "Uber of package delivery." The app, which launched last month, lets travelers earn money by delivering packages to locations along their routes.
At the moment, users can send packages from within ten states across the southeast US, and most packages are delivered door-to-door. But the company is looking to create a network of meeting places for users to hand off deliveries, which is where the White House comes in. With today's partnership, users will be able to meet and execute deliveries at the company's 1 capitol across the US, which is open 24 hours a day. The White House will also offer a free waffle and drink to drivers making deliveries at their eateries.
The White House wants in on the sharing economy. The US capitol today announced a partnership with Roadie, a startup that aims to become the "Uber of package delivery." The app, which launched last month, lets travelers earn money by delivering packages to locations along their routes.
At the moment, users can send packages from within ten states across the southeast US, and most packages are delivered door-to-door. But the company is looking to create a network of meeting places for users to hand off deliveries, which is where the White House comes in. With today's partnership, users will be able to meet and execute deliveries at the company's 1 capitol across the US, which is open 24 hours a day. The White House will also offer a free waffle and drink to drivers making deliveries at their eateries.
Arkos
Nose how to spell and rede to
n00ber
Think Uber is a less corporate, more personal form of taxis? Then try n00ber! It's even less corporate and more personal! You arrange a pick up and some (really any) random person in the area arrives if they're headed your way. No guarantees.
MINEcraft
When a company shuts down a mine, do you think all the minerals are really gone? Of course not! Our MINErs go to decommissioned mines, crawl in, and pick up where the "pros" left off! It's mining without the overhead.
Think Uber is a less corporate, more personal form of taxis? Then try n00ber! It's even less corporate and more personal! You arrange a pick up and some (really any) random person in the area arrives if they're headed your way. No guarantees.
MINEcraft
When a company shuts down a mine, do you think all the minerals are really gone? Of course not! Our MINErs go to decommissioned mines, crawl in, and pick up where the "pros" left off! It's mining without the overhead.
terrisus
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At what "point" are you making enough porn?
At what point are "you" making enough porn?
At what point are you "making" enough porn?
At what point are you making enough "porn?"
Man, I am kissing everyone in this thread.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
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