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Does anybody else run into this issue? I love sweats. I have about 5 pairs. They're comfy, allow for free-movement, they match easily with about anything, easy to get on and off etc..

..that visible bulge doe.

For instance, the other day I was at a restaurant and was heading to my table when I caught some old dude just straight up staring at my junk while he was sitting down, munching on his burrito..

The struggle is real...

Edit: I have a 6" penis that creates a small bulge in most of my sweatpants... No stealth-bragging going on here guys.

Spoiler

but I did totally hook up with that old man after we ate

 

[shadyspace]

have some goddamn dignity and don't go out in public in sweat pants.

 

[Who]

have some goddamn dignity and don't go out in public in sweat pants.

This is not an option.

 

[ClosingADoor]

Don't wear sweatpants to a restaurant. What the hell dude.

 

[Simon Belmont]

Why in the hell would you bring them out of your house?

He wasn't staring at your bulge, he was looking at your pants thinking "who the hell goes to a restaurant in sweatpants?"

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Get a smaller dick

 

[rtcn63]

Buffalo Bill it?

 

[evilromero]

Get off that sweatpant diet. What, are you cooking meth in a trailer or something?

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

I don't mind when people look at my dick. I understand the fascination, I think it's pretty great too.

 

[Jonnax]

M8 just live your life. You can't worry about every thirsty person sneaking looks at you.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Black sweatpants.

 

[Mermandala]

Wear a T-shirt with a picture of someone else's penis on it to distract them.

 

[Mesoian]

 

[TemplaerDude]

I think I owned a pair of sweatpants in elementary school.

**ha ha wow okay I shouldn't have been so timid. Sweatpants are for people going to the gym, lounging in the comfort of your own home, or people with new born children. If you don't fall into any of these categories, then get some bloody self respect and have a little pride in your appearance.

 

[Trouble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Hbu4Z4pGI

 

[Schweinehund]

give up on life pants

 

[>:)]

The solution is simple. Keep them in the house, and stop tempting those poor old men simply trying to eat burritos.

 

[Kinitari]

I think this is like wearing assless chaps because you like the fresh air, but are uncomfortable with people looking at your butt. If you want to enjoy the sweatpants, embrace the peeks at your junk.

 

[Holmes]

Need pics.

 

[Escape Goat]

Girls shove cleavage in your face every day (not literally I imagine). Go wave your bulge around!

comic.gif

 

[Touchdown]

Does anybody else run into this issue? I love sweats. I have about 5 pairs. They're comfy, allow for free-movement, they match easily with about anything, easy to get on and off etc..

..that visible bulge doe.

For instance, the other day I was at a restaurant and was heading to my table when I caught some old dude just straight up staring at my junk while he was sitting down, munching on his burrito..

The struggle is real...

Possibly try wearing different underwear, boxers make the outline a lot more visible than other options.

 

[Fracas]

I'm pretty sure you already know what you have to do.

Cut it off.

 

[PetriP-TNT]

have some goddamn dignity and don't go out in public in sweat pants.

amen my brother

 

[KarmaCow]

Cut off your penis.

 

[Szu]

Try yoga pants.

 

[Clockwork]

This reminds me of the time this obese man came into work (when I was in retail) wearing jogging pants (not to mention having good stains on his t-shirt and smelling like BO).

You could very clearly see the outline of his dangle and ball sack.

It was pretty disturbing.

 

[RBH]

have some goddamn dignity and don't go out in public in sweat pants.

Don't wear sweatpants to a restaurant. What the hell dude.

Why in the hell would you bring them out of your house?

He wasn't staring at your bulge, he was looking at your pants thinking "who the hell goes to a restaurant in sweatpants?"

.

 

[kirblar]

Thought that was half the point of doing it, if I'm remembering HS correctly.

Wear different underwear if you don't want to be showing off.

 

[Ryde3]

same problem man - I work in a really 'laxed office, and can wear whatever - I got some sick ass nike trackpants that I look damn good in with some clean sneakers and I catch co workers staring at my junk ALL the time... still ain't gunna stop though.

 

[AwesomePossum]

what kind of restaurant was it? red lobster?

 

[Thursday War]

Get a smaller dick

.

 

[entremet]

same problem man - I work in a really 'laxed office, and can wear whatever - I got some sick ass nike trackpants that I look damn good in with some clean sneakers and I catch co workers staring at my junk ALL the time... still ain't gunna stop though.

Sweatpants to work?!

What is this?

Damn, Millennials

 

[GhaleonEB]

I think your options are pretty much limited to, in order of preference:

1) Don't wear sweatpants in public, opting instead for more normal clothes that don't highlight your bulge.
2) Wear sweatpants in public and get used to the shape your genitals being on display.
3) Wear baggy sweatpants to hide the shape of your genitals. But then you are wearing baggy sweatpants.
4) Remove your penis and/or testicles so they are not on display when wearing sweatpants in public.

If the staring really bothers you, you have other clothing options. If you don't want to adopt those options, 1) deal with it, 2) continue to be bothered by it.

 

[barik]

You could wear tight(er) underpants so there's less bulge.

Or just, you know, don't go to a restaurant while wearing sweatpants. That's also an option.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

have some goddamn dignity and don't go out in public in sweat pants.

Oh God.. Not the sweat pants thread again.

Spoiler

I loved that thread lol

'Sweatpants, why the hate?'
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=108316497

 

[PlayStation Tree]

Switch to track pants. It's one step up in terms of social acceptance and no more bulge.

 

[Boem]

Don't wear sweatpants to a restaurant. What the hell dude.

This, obviously. I'm half-assuming this must be a joke thread. There are a few (very, very few) situations where I could forgive wearing sweatpants in public, but going to a restaurant certainly isn't one of them. That's just nasty.

 

[The Albatross]

OP, wear boxer briefs.

I own like 1 pair of sweatpants that I wear over my bball shorts when I go to play basketball and it's cold outside. My GF thinks I'm weird for basically not owning sweat pants.

 

[the1npc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz7cw6jbwFY

 

[daveo42]

I tend to only wear sweatpants when I work out or at home during the weekend. Outside of that, don't wear sweatpants and instead get yourself some decent jeans, chinos, and slacks to wear when you go out to do anything else.

 

[Who]

I really do not get the negative social stigma of wearing sweatpants in public... i see it all the time and it doesn't make me think any less of people lol...

PJs, maybe yeah, but even then, if its just a grocery store or a fast-casual restaurant, have at it!!

The world would be a better place if everyone prioritized comfort over fear of social acceptance.

 

[Catdaddy]

You're suppose to wear them above the waist not below it...

 

[TylerD]

I wear sweatpants in public places but only if I go to those public places on the way home from the gym. So Chipotle, grocery stores, gas stations feel the wrath of my dong outline in those pants.

 

[War Eagle]

Why in the hell would you bring them out of your house?

He wasn't staring at your bulge, he was looking at your pants thinking "who the hell goes to a restaurant in sweatpants?"

This is exactly what I was thinking. I love sweat pants too, but I only wear them at home or at the gym. Maybe sometimes if I am hiking and it isn't hot out.

 

[kingwingin]

I always wear sweatpants in public, as long as you aren't covered in stains and are well kept otherwise it shouldn't matter

 

[Azuran]

Overweight people are the only ones I've ever seen wearing sweatpants in public with no shame.

 

[Icefire1424]

I think your options are pretty much limited to, in order of preference:

1) Don't wear sweatpants in public, opting instead for more normal clothes that don't highlight your bulge.
2) Wear sweatpants in public and get used to the shape your genitals being on display.
3) Wear baggy sweatpants to hide the shape of your genitals. But then you are wearing baggy sweatpants.
4) Remove your penis and/or testicles so they are not on display when wearing sweatpants in public.

If the staring really bothers you, you have other clothing options. If you don't want to adopt those options, 1) deal with it, 2) continue to be bothered by it.

Alternate suggestion to #4. Instead of removing your junk altogether, try concealing it with the proper application of duct tape. Please exercise extreme caution when removing the tape, or consider applying the tape on the outside of your undergarments, instead of directly upon your genitals.

 

[Kid Ska]

So true

 

[Eos]

Sweatpants are the GOAT OP, wear them proudly

 

[iMax]

I think your options are pretty much limited to, in order of preference:

1) Don't wear sweatpants in public, opting instead for more normal clothes that don't highlight your bulge.
2) Wear sweatpants in public and get used to the shape your genitals being on display.
3) Wear baggy sweatpants to hide the shape of your genitals. But then you are wearing baggy sweatpants.
4) Remove your penis and/or testicles so they are not on display when wearing sweatpants in public.

If the staring really bothers you, you have other clothing options. If you don't want to adopt those options, 1) deal with it, 2) continue to be bothered by it.

Do people wear non-baggy sweatpants?