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[ffdgh]

OP please. There's a time and place for everything and a restaurant is not one of them for sweat pants. Not everyone wants to see your junk.

 

[Stormhammer]

i think him eating the burrito while staring at your bulge was sign

 

[BPoole]

You should be flattered they're 'mirin your bulge

 

[TylerD]

Do people wear non-baggy sweatpants?

My sweatpant grey Nike ones fit closer to jeans.

 

[Grym]

The solution is simple. Wear some yoga pants in public for 2 weeks straight. This will give you a crash course in being stared at non-stop. After 2 weeks, you can switch back to sweatpants. At this point you will be more than acclimated to the one or two minor stares you get occasionally

 

[backflip10019]

Really the only time sweatpants are ok in public is on your way to or from the gym. Any other time is not alright.

 

[Branduil]

I like how the OP tried to stealth brag while admitting to wearing sweatpants in public.

 

[DopeToast]

Don't wear sweatpants in public, unless you're just running to the drugstore for a pop or something. Don't wear them out to eat.

 

[Touchdown]

I only wear them to jog or workout pretty much.

 

[BananasWithGuns]

I feel like if you have visible bulge while wearing sweatpants then they're way too small.

 

[Who]

You should be flattered they're 'mirin your bulge

Lol not even man...it looks so tiny in sweatpants...Im a bigger dude and the bulge doesnt fit with it...

 

[NightRunner99]

I really do not get the negative social stigma of wearing sweatpants in public... i see it all the time and it doesn't make me think any less of people lol...

PJs, maybe yeah, but even then, if its just a grocery store or a fast-casual restaurant, have at it!!

The world would be a better place if everyone prioritized comfort over fear of social acceptance.

OP, that old guy was probably genuinely curious what an albino gorilla's junk looked like.

 

[freenudemacusers]

this is why fashion created drop crotch sweatpants

http://www.matchesfashion.com/produ...wid=yRKwbvX7&gclid=CP_80rabxMQCFcNafgodUkMAkg

 

[Randam]

step 1: wear boxers

step 2: don't wear your sweatpants outside of your house or the gym.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Shamepants

 

[MikeyB]

I have this problem with all pants. The answer is don't wear them. Dispel the mystery and nobody will look.

 

[shira]

I'm surprised that one of those ironic stores has not made an elephant trunk sweatpant

 

[Jeff-DSA]

OP is wearing yoga pants that his older brother gave him while telling him that they were sweatpants.

 

[diggmcbadass]

Don't sell tickets if you aren't going to put on a show.

 

[Pegosaurus]

I feel like if you have visible bulge while wearing sweatpants then they're way too small.

yeah how tight are your pants

Spoiler

or how big is your dick

 

[mackattk]

Sorry for the horrible quality:

 

[Aeana]

This reminded me of the Kevin Hart bit about his dad and sweatpants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3crX88R-o4

 

[terrisus]

I love wearing sweat pants.

I'm able to control what my penis does.
Not an issue.

EDIT: And if it's just a "natural bulge," yeah, your pants are way too tight. What are you wearing, yoga pants?

 

[PetriP-TNT]

I think your options are pretty much limited to, in order of preference:

1) Don't wear sweatpants in public, opting instead for more normal clothes that don't highlight your bulge.
2) Wear sweatpants in public and get used to the shape your genitals being on display.
3) Wear baggy sweatpants to hide the shape of your genitals. But then you are wearing baggy sweatpants.
4) Remove your penis and/or testicles so they are not on display when wearing sweatpants in public.

If the staring really bothers you, you have other clothing options. If you don't want to adopt those options, 1) deal with it, 2) continue to be bothered by it.

Eeeh I'd raise 4) over 2.

 

[Dead Prince]

too late. already looking at your junk.

 

[Syriel]

I like how the OP tried to stealth brag while admitting to wearing sweatpants in public.

Two thoughts from OP.

1. Flaunt it if you got it.
2. Don't wear pants that are two sizes too small.

 

[skLaFarebear]

Sweatpants are love.

Wear them proud. I wear them on campus and don't give a fuck.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Who?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm surprised that one of those ironic stores has not made an elephant trunk sweatpant

these things call for a little subtlety.

 

[tapedeck]

Get a smaller dick

Try yoga pants.

This thread has me chuckling in public like a weirdo.

 

[pringles]

Does anybody else run into this issue? I love sweats. I have about 5 pairs. They're comfy, allow for free-movement, they match easily with about anything, easy to get on and off etc..

..that visible bulge doe.

For instance, the other day I was at a restaurant and was heading to my table when I caught some old dude just straight up staring at my junk while he was sitting down, munching on his burrito..

The struggle is real...

same problem man - I work in a really 'laxed office, and can wear whatever - I got some sick ass nike trackpants that I look damn good in with some clean sneakers and I catch co workers staring at my junk ALL the time... still ain't gunna stop though.

Good god guys.. just 'cause there's not a dress code at a restaurant or at your work doesn't mean you should just abandon all dignity.

Also, get sweatpants that aren't too small, wear boxers and stop thinking people who stare at your giving up on life pants are looking at your crotch.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I'll try to be more discrete next time.

 

[irfaanator]

I wear sweatpants at home mostly. if it's 2am and I gotta go to the store, i'm like fuck it and will put on a pair of sweats.

 

[The Lamonster]

Wear black Adidas pants. That's my solution.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

Oh c'mon you love people gawking at your manly bulge. So much that you needed to create a thread about it on GAF.

 

[Who]

Black sweatpants... genius...

 

[Sojgat]

Wear black Adidas pants. That's my solution.

This.

Also, if people are actually staring, you straight up need baggier pants.

 

[Nickle]

Another GAF thread without pictures.

 

[Eos]

smh @ all these sweatpants haters
y'all stay rocking your dad jeans tho

 

[neemmss]

Stealth brag thread.

But seriously, you got to suck it up. They probably like what they see.

 

[Lovely Salsa]

OP, are you ProudManlet? You know the dude with 11 incher

 

[iMax]

My sweatpant grey Nike ones fit closer to jeans.

that's really weird

 

[phanphare]

I love having people stare at my penis but hate wearing sweatpants...

 

[Flintty]

I had this very problem last Friday. I went out to pick up daughter from Drama club and decided not to bother putting jeans on. I was wearing my tracksuit bottoms and another parent (female) kept looking at my bulge. I didn't feel too uncomfortable, in fact it was interesting to experience possibly what women feel when men look at their breasts, in a way.

 

[daveo42]

I love having people stare at my penis but hate wearing sweatpants...

Yoga pants? Or just go around sporting some biker shorts. Speedo would also do the job, but you might not be able to wear that to work. Prudes I tell ya.

 

[MicH]

I lovey sweatpants, but wearing them in a restaurant? I cross the line by grocery shopping in them

 

[freenudemacusers]

smh @ all these sweatpants haters
y'all stay rocking your dad jeans tho

so the only two products you have encountered for covering your legs are sweatpants and dad jeans.

 

[gutter_trash]

tight sweatpants should be illegal for men.

men should only be permitted to wear baggy sweat pants

 

[TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared]

Trackie bottoms is for exercising only.

 

[phanphare]

Yoga pants? Or just go around sporting some biker shorts. Speedo would also do the job, but you might not be able to wear that to work. Prudes I tell ya.

you are much more practical than I


I was just gonna glue a magic eye to my crotch