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Dumbest Game Studio Names?

I always hated Bullfrog. The fuck do frogs have to do with anything?

Ok not to keep on harping on how I think most of these complaints are nitpicky, but why does a companies name have to have a clear or relevant meaning to the consumer? What does Moby Dick have to with the company Starbuck's and its coffee? What do apples have to do with computers, tablets and phones? What do the oceans have to do Sanyo's electronics? What does Fuji film have to do with the mountain? Does it really matter? There's probably some symbolic significance to the creators of the companies or they just liked the name
 

Valravn

Member
Did you know that Insomniac was called Xtreme Software in its early days? They changed it because a database company had the name before them. A database company called Xtreme Software? We make exxxxtrreemeee databases! As in extremely difficult to manage?
 
I don't think its inherently dumb, but I'm not really a fan of having a developer's name be based on the product/franchise they produce. "Sonic Team", "Team Silent", "The Sims Studio", etc. If it's a internal nickname, like the "Team Zelda" and "Team Ico" examples mentioned earlier, then I think it's fine, but the studio's actual name? To me, it kinda stipulates the developer to make only that type of games or franchise the studio is named after, even if they don't want to make those type of games anymore and/or want to make original titles (indeed, does anyone who isn't a Sonic/Sega fan remember, let alone know, when Sonic Team made original titles? Yeah, me neither.).
 
Yeah From Software takes the prize.

"The new game from From Software"
"From From Software comes this exciting new game..."
"Oh, this game? It's from From Software"


I think Naughty Dog worked well when they made stuff like Crash. Now thet they make games like Uncharted and The Last of Us it kind of doesn't fit

What about instead of from you just say by? Crisis averted.
 

spekkeh

Banned
Sad to see everyone hate on Thatgamecompany. I love it. But then, I'm incredibly pretentious myself, maybe that has something to do with it.

On that token, The Chinese Room is obviously the best.
 

Tom Snows

Neo Member
Because it has no bearing on who they are as a studio or the kind of work they do. It's literally only an appeal to people's predisposition towards the words.

Sucker Punch wants their games to be as hard-hitting as a sucker punch. Epic wants their games to be epic. Platinum wants their games to be platinum quality. These are achievable things. But what does Cellar Door want? Naughty Dog wanted you to think of a couple of lowly guys making games. Insomniac wants you to think about people too excited about the game to go to sleep. But what does Cellar Door want you to think about?

They just want you to think about musty professors who in their esteem have deemed cellar door the most beautiful word pairing that exists. If you don't see how fucking pretentious that is then I have nothing more to say.

They like cellars.

Duh
 
They like cellars.

Duh

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Tom Snows

Neo Member
Konami always sounds funny/icky to me, because a portuguese comedy group did a sketch where a guy sells rotten plums as "kunami", an exotic fruit.

If you understand portuguese, watch it, I'll leave the link. Even though everyone in Portugal already watched it

https://youtu.be/Og56SmzJKys
 

Mendax

Member
from software. I dont think it means anything at all and is just engrish. And engrish in a name = not good.

The only thing that could've made it worse would be "From;Software" or the likes. or fake german "Von Software." "Von;Software". yikes lol.
 
Slightly Mad Studios, BioWare, From Software, Naughty Dog, thatgamecompany.

All of them just reek of desperation to be edgy and sound like an adolescent came up with them whilst taking a shit lol.
 
Never liked CD Projekt RED.

Valve
Treyarch

There are some Japanese ones but because it might actually make sense in their language I'll withhold judgement.
 
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