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[Walpurgis]

what happened?

 

[Gromph]

Life

 

[OdysseusVA]

Something happened

 

[Symphonia]

Life

What is a life?

 

[jstripes]

 

[Walpurgis]

What is a life?

Without gaf there is no life.

 

[Grexeno]

Evilore eating Cheetos in the server room again.

 

[Troy]

You touched yourself. So bad things happened.

 

[davepoobond]

it doesn't think, therefore it isn't

 

[Kifimbo]

The answer is always ModBot.

 

[chugen]

you used to be cool man

 

[inner-G]

Chemtrails

 

[Se7enSword]

This thread happened: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1097565

 

[Wyndstryker]

Life

The answer is always ModBot.

If the answer is always ModBot.

Then if we take GAF's first post is right clause.

Then ModBot has gained life?

 

[Always-honest]

The same that happens every once in a while.

 

[adj_noun]

Life

The universe

 

[The Lone Courier]

Gaf has been fine for me. One of the perks of being a gaf gold member.

 

[neshcom]

I changed. You changed.

 

[Turbowaffles]

It's not about what happened to GAF, but rather what happened to you.

 

[Paper Sparrow]

Getting that documentary title ready, eh? I like the no capitalization, really evokes the forum feel.

The subtitle could use some work though.

 

[Maklershed]

The guru was meditating.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

This thread happened: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1097565

A fair amount of posters who wrote "NeoGAF" in there were probably starting to think they were on some Death Note shit.

 

[cyberheater]

Fatal error: Unable to connect to memcache server in [path]/includes/class_datastore.php on line 224

What does that even mean?

 

[FunkyDealer]

It happened.

 

[davepoobond]

What does that even mean?

actual explanation: the thing doesn't work

technical explanation: the thing doesn't work

 

[Drencrom]

DDoS?

 

[Maniel]

Life

Gaf is hometown

 

[StoneFox]

DDoS I'm guessing

 

[L33T]

Nanomachines.

 

[Faiz]

Life

Don't talk to me about life.

 

[friskykillface]

We died.

I thought something big was announced lol

 

[Wyndstryker]

What does that even mean?

Someone died trying to make a personal connection to some waiter or server named Memcache on some path near some school's digital store that has 224 lines >_>

Short version:

Server issues.

 

[Mr.Mike]

DDoS I'm guessing

No, somebody messed up an update. Or something. IDK, PHP is surfacing errors to end users. Regardless it's not a DDoS .

 

[SmackAttack]

What does that even mean?

I was getting that, too. Thought it was my laptop being crappy as usual.

 

[Liquidsnake]

Some fatal error.

 

[Agent Gibbs]

GAF happened, a crap load of GAF

 

[Cbajd5]

WORLD

WAR

FIVE

 

[adj_noun]

We died.

I thought something big was announced lol

I always check the news sites when GAF is down.

 

[Aselith]

did your balls drop off?

 

[Jackpot]

I would guess DDOS from sore gamergaters.

 

[cyberheater]

actual explanation: the thing doesn't work

technical explanation: the thing doesn't work

And it's still happening.

It's got to be aliens.

 

[devonodev]

This thread happened: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1097565

Just as the prophecy foretold.

 

[Canis lupus]

Getting that documentary title ready, eh? I like the no capitalization, really evokes the forum feel.

The subtitle could use some work though.

What documentary?

 

[Hoje0308]

Ummm...I was led to believe there would be punch and pie.

 

[Mpl90]

It's strange. When I don't get the message on the laptop, I get it on my talbet; when I don't get it on my tablet, I get it on my laptop. Wut.

 

[Sumio Mondo]

This thread happened: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1097565

Looks like someone called Candyman 3 times...but just like in the movie he: MAJOR SPOILER: fails.

 

[Blanquito]

What does that even mean?

It means it's time to switch to Redis

 

[Sarobi]

I was in the toilet this whole time. What'd I miss?

 

[Broken Hope]

I can't load gaf on my pc due to the memcache error but the mobile site works fine on my phone.

 

[entremet]

I would guess DDOS from sore gamergaters.

That's my guess too.