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Official 2009 NBA Offseason Thread of Yue 'n Lue: Kiss The Rings

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reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
LiveFromKyoto said:
No, hey, those 10 points Oden spots the other team in free throws in the first half of every game are clutch.
Better than the 25PPG Andrea gives up because he's too busy reminding himself to breathe.

I believe Trax has already dealt with your antiquated notions. Bargnani proved last season - for SEVERAL games mind you - that he is a roundball deity.
Isn't satan technically considered a deity?
 
Lazy vs Crazy said:
Hey guys it looks like there's going to be a Yahoo based fantasy league, and I'd rather play in that one than the ESPN one, and I don't want to take up a spot in both leagues so I'll let someone have my slot in the ESPN league if anyone wants it.

Wait till he makes it first...
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
Don't fret guys. He's just too busy writing his next epic high fantasy novel responding to me making fun of Bargnani. He'll get around to it eventually.
 

charsace

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reilo said:
Better than the 25PPG Andrea gives up because he's too busy reminding himself to breathe.

Look, not everybody has it easy like Oden, with his fancy-dancy mechanical respirator and oxygen mask.

Isn't satan technically considered a deity?

Yeah, but he plays shooting guard for the Lakers.
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
LiveFromKyoto said:
Look, not everybody has it easy like Oden, with his fancy-dancy mechanical respirator and oxygen mask.
It's a pretty rad respirator, you gotta admit.

Yeah, but he plays shooting guard for the Lakers.
The biggest trick the devil pulled off was make people believe that only one version of him exists.
 

The Stealth Fox

Junior Member
reilo said:
Plus, Pau isn't regarding as one of the toughest players out there by any stretch of the imagination. But you gotta give credit where credit is due. /cue Stealth Fox

:lol I only criticize the Lakers because some members of Lakers-Age piss me off, so I have to piss them off.

I really have no problem with the Lakers as the team, it's when a certain e-fanbase annoys me so much with their comments that I have to go off on a tangent....

P.S. Yao Ming will always be 10x the player Pau will be

but he will also be 10x as hurt :-(

It's like when Orlando fans become unbearable, I'll start ripping on their team to no end.
 
The Stealth Fox said:
:lol I only criticize the Lakers because some members of Lakers-Age piss me off, so I have to piss them off.

I really have no problem with the Lakers as the team, it's when a certain e-fanbase annoys me so much with their comments that I have to go off on a tangent....

P.S. Yao Ming will always be 10x the player Pau will be

but he will also be 10x as hurt :-(

It's like when Orlando fans become unbearable, I'll start ripping on their team to no end.
2009 playoffs.
the year of moral victory.
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
Blackace said:
? you turned down being in it.. said it was like a full time job..
Trax hasn't created the fantasy league yet, hence, it cannot be full if it does not exist.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
reilo said:
Trax hasn't created the fantasy league yet, hence, it cannot be full if it does not exist.

Guess I must have been 409ed by a fake Trax..
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
Blackace said:
Guess I must have been 409ed by a fake Trax..
I had to actually use urbandictionary.com to look up what "409ed" meant. Crimson said he hadn't created it yet, so I took his word for it. /shrug
 

K.Jack

Knowledge is power, guard it well
chaoticprout said:
So I just "won" one of the 50 spots to go bowling with Ron Artest later this week....but I'm in Rochester. Hopefully my dad or buddy can go. :lol
Well get your ass out there. Bowling with Ron Artest is an opportunity you'll never have again.
 
reilo said:
I had to actually use urbandictionary.com to look up what "409ed" meant. Crimson said he hadn't created it yet, so I took his word for it. /shrug

No, no, I meant wait until Konex has created his fantasy league, not Trax.

Summary: Konex made a thread saying he wanted to make a NBA Fantasy league, we told him that there was one made by Trax already, LvC said he wanted to leave Trax's and join Konex's (because Konex's would be on Yahoo!), and I said wait until Konex made his league before leaving Trax's.
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
The Crimson Blur said:
No, no, I meant wait until Konex has created his fantasy league, not Trax.

Summary: Konex made a thread saying he wanted to make a NBA Fantasy league, we told him that there was one made by Trax already, LvC said he wanted to leave Trax's and join Konex's (because Konex's would be on Yahoo!), and I said wait until Konex made his league before leaving Trax's.
Well that's confusing after Konex came in here and asked whether the original league is full.
 
reilo said:
Well that's confusing after Konex came in here and asked whether the original league is full.

Yes, yes it is confusing, especially if you didn't see the other thread. I feel ya.

So, quick question: how do you predict the clusterfuck that is DEN, POR, DAL is going to pan out? I'd say POR>DEN>DAL atm, but I am not too sure where DAL will place at all next year, or how POR improves. DAL could be worse than UT or NOH when it is all said and done and POR could either improve a lot or just marginally.
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
The Crimson Blur said:
Yes, yes it is confusing, especially if you didn't see the other thread. I feel ya.

So, quick question: how do you predict the clusterfuck that is DEN, POR, DAL is going to pan out? I'd say POR>DEN>DAL atm, but I am not too sure where DAL will place at all next year, or how POR improves. DAL could be worse than UT or NOH when it is all said and done and POR could either improve a lot or just marginally.
I think the loss of Kleiza is going to hurt Denver more than anything. I don't understand why that's being dismissed so easily. A good bench is so crucial.

With Jones gone, does this mean Smith moves to the starting 2G? Wow. Who the hell is coming off the bench for them then?
 

Cloudy

Banned
The Crimson Blur said:
No, no, I meant wait until Konex has created his fantasy league, not Trax.

Summary: Konex made a thread saying he wanted to make a NBA Fantasy league, we told him that there was one made by Trax already, LvC said he wanted to leave Trax's and join Konex's (because Konex's would be on Yahoo!), and I said wait until Konex made his league before leaving Trax's.

Hehe, I get it now. Regardless of what format we use I was hoping for a pay league like the NFL one we have. Just so no one bails mid-season.

With the NFL one, only 2 people missed the draft :lol
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
The Crimson Blur said:
Yes, yes it is confusing, especially if you didn't see the other thread. I feel ya.

So, quick question: how do you predict the clusterfuck that is DEN, POR, DAL is going to pan out? I'd say POR>DEN>DAL atm, but I am not too sure where DAL will place at all next year, or how POR improves. DAL could be worse than UT or NOH when it is all said and done and POR could either improve a lot or just marginally.

I would like to say Portland will end up better, but really depends on if Mac-10 gets a good rotation going with his talent imo..

Mac-10's mentor had Den balling last year, for some reason I can see them being better this year after coming into form late because of getting a new PG and injuries...

Unless Matrix goes back to being a baller, I don't see Dallas doing too much. I can see them being a playoff team but if they didn't make the playoffs I wouldn't be shocked also

EDIT: Reilo, yeah Den bench is pretty weak. I guess Karl or someone feels that one of the young guys might be something.. Lawson should also see some PT (but maybe not, it is Karl we are talking about... but doesn't seem to have much choice...) they would look much much better if they signed a vet at SG.. someone like Stack could help a lot.
 
I agree. Stack looked pretty done last year, even with limited minutes. I'm not sure who Dallas can get to make them a legit threat. They'd probably would have to improve via blockbuster trade to get much better than they are now.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Felton took the 1 year QO of 5.5 mil. Says he just wants to get through camp with no distractions to the team and all that jazz.

I don't like it, it means that he could possibly walk away without us getting anything back but capspace - but if DJ steps it up this season, that won't be a bad thing. Ray's pretty consistent about wanting to stay in Charlotte too so the FO is in a pretty good spot either way.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
obijkenobi said:
I agree. Stack looked pretty done last year, even with limited minutes. I'm not sure who Dallas can get to make them a legit threat. They'd probably would have to improve via blockbuster trade to get much better than they are now.

Doesn't have to be Stack.. but a vet SG someone who can give you decent mins..

Also isn't Dallas still linked to Greg Ostertag rumors?

Yeah things aren't looking great
 

reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
DY_nasty said:
Felton took the 1 year QO of 5.5 mil. Says he just wants to get through camp with no distractions to the team and all that jazz.

I don't like it, it means that he could possibly walk away without us getting anything back but capspace - but if DJ steps it up this season, that won't be a bad thing. Ray's pretty consistent about wanting to stay in Charlotte too so the FO is in a pretty good spot either way.
Might be the best situation for both parties at the moment. Felton will be overshadowed in the FA market next year, so you might be able to offer him slightly more than any other team out there, but still at a price a lot cheaper than he is asking for now.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Yep. Felton needs a better agent. He should've flown up to NY, LB would've flipped out and gave him 10 mil per.

Blackace said:
Doesn't have to be Stack.. but a vet SG someone who can give you decent mins..

Also isn't Dallas still linked to Greg Ostertag rumors?

Yeah things aren't looking great
Flip Murray is the talk of the town these days. Dallas probably can't sign him directly but a lot of other teams (Bobcats included) are really high on him along with McCants (lol).
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
DY_nasty said:
Yep. Felton needs a better agent. He should've flown up to NY, LB would've flipped out and gave him 10 mil per.


Flip Murray is the talk of the town these days. Dallas probably can't sign him directly but a lot of other teams (Bobcats included) are really high on him along with McCants (lol).

McCants would fit in perfectly in Den... But I bet McCants thinks he is a big min starter still..
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Rodeo Clown said:
McCants is a bum and won't even get a training camp invite from anyone.
He's working out with us right now in Charlotte. Word is he can play - but he's crazy. Higgins and Jordan like him, LB is probably trying to decide whether or not his heart can take another headcase.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Rodeo Clown said:
McCants is a bum and won't even get a training camp invite from anyone.

:lol :lol
Him and Foye were the backcourt of the future about 2 years ago..
 

Rodeo Clown

All aboard! The Love train!
DY_nasty said:
He's working out with us right now in Charlotte. Word is he can play - but he's crazy. Higgins and Jordan like him, LB is probably trying to decide whether or not his heart can take another headcase.
But he can't play. His defense is non-existent and he never passes the ball.

Blackace said:
:lol :lol
Him and Foye were the backcourt of the future about 2 years ago..
Mistakes were made.

Kahn would not have passed up on Danny Granger for McCants. Nope.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Rodeo Clown said:
But he can't play. His defense is non-existent and he never passes the ball.
I guarantee he's better than Morrison.

Still, seeing a Duke guy and a UNC guy competing for Raja's soon to be vacant spot would be pretty cool.
Blackace said:
So he is Ray Felton?
hatersgonhate
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Rodeo Clown said:
We've already established that Felton is Sebastian Telfair.

But was Felton ever in a documentary? Didn't think so. Bassy is the clear winner. Cheaper, too.

:lol

But real talk... Bassy is horrible, I wouldn't let him bag my groceries...
 

charsace

Member
reilo said:
I think the loss of Kleiza is going to hurt Denver more than anything. I don't understand why that's being dismissed so easily. A good bench is so crucial.

With Jones gone, does this mean Smith moves to the starting 2G? Wow. Who the hell is coming off the bench for them then?
They got Affalo in Denver now who is younger, a better shooter and better defender. Kleiza wasn't all that good last season.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
charsace said:
They got Affalo in Denver now who is younger, a better shooter and better defender. Kleiza wasn't all that good last season.

But they lost Jones too.. they are pretty thin on the bench.
 

DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Blackace said:
But they lost Jones too.. they are pretty thin on the bench.
Affalo is a better defender than Jones in my opinion. Jones is pretty much just a goon these days...
 
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