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[LaunchpadMcQ]

One of the best posts ever.

 

[Ourobolus]

I...don't get it. Other than him taking quotes from me and others and assigning Kark's and Launch's name to them, what is it.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

I...don't get it. Other than him taking quotes from me and others and assigning Kark's and Launch's name to them, what is it.

Read the quotes. It's most of the posts he made and some made up ones.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Also, that Konami E3 gif gets me every damn time

 

[CzarTim]

8 votes needed for a majority.

 

[Ourobolus]

Read the quotes. It's most of the posts he made and some made up ones.

I don't see any made up ones. They're all posts, though one was edited.

 

[Karkador]

I think I'm just going to put Blarg on ignore

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

I don't see any made up ones. They're all posts, though one was edited.

Nevermind...

I think I'm just going to put Blarg on ignore

Kark? Kark!? KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

 

[Sorian]

I don't see any made up ones. They're all posts, though one was edited.

I mean, I enjoyed the post while listening to the music but idk what it meant. Other than the end where he did point out that Launch made no sense a few times.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

I mean, I enjoyed the post while listening to the music but idk what it meant. Other than the end where he did point out that Launch made no sense a few times.

Uhh, can we chalk this up to posting from my phone and doing so sporadically from work without giving them much thought?

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Not sporadically; compulsively is the right word.

 

[Blargonaut]

I have come to the conclusion that my detractors are not interested in neither logic nor reason and there is NOTHING MORE THAT I COULD HAVE DONE TO PERSUADE THEM OTHERWISE!

I have given an OUTSTANDING effort toward this game and my fellow townies in it!

I'm the jailor. You had all the tools to make this claim unnecessary, but you didn't use them! FOR SHAME!

Rather than let myself be instant majoritied by Europeans a few hours from now, I have decided to claim!

 

[Sorian]

Uhh, can we chalk this up to posting from my phone and doing so sporadically from work without giving them much thought?

Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of GAF

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of GAF

I can afford to do this because I have nothing to hide.

Unless Kark goes back to making stuff up. >_>

 

[Karkador]

I can afford to do this because I have nothing to hide.

Unless Kark goes back to making stuff up. >_>

I actually am playing MGSV, I got it last Friday

 

[batsnacks]

Don't you guys worry I'm not gone for over 48 hours. You're going to get some reads you can trust (from me) before then. I'm tired though and I'm really irritated I had to claim, so later.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

I actually am playing MGSV, I got it last Friday

lol

So are we going to respond to batsnacks' roleclaim?

 

[Karkador]

lol

So are we going to respond to batsnacks' roleclaim?

It's a pretty bad lie

 

[Sorian]

Don't you guys worry I'm not gone for over 48 hours. You're going to get some reads you can trust (from me) before then. I'm tired though and I'm really irritated I had to claim, so later.

I was on the fence but then I saw this post and now it just feels like an empty defense. He also didn't answer my question.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

It's a pretty bad lie

Of course you would say that...

 

[Karkador]

Of course you would say that...

Why wouldn't anyone? Role claiming a jailor? Lol. What good is that supposed to do? If it's true, he might as well die.

 

[Karkador]

Which is to say, of course is not true

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Ok, batsnacks, tell us about your role.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Why wouldn't anyone? Role claiming a jailor? Lol. What good is that supposed to do? If it's true, he might as well die.

Facetiousness. That's the most emotion you've put into a post yet.

 

[batsnacks]

Ok, batsnacks, tell us about your role.

No. What? I'm a jailer. I mean by all means lynch me after my claim, I already knew logic and reason were proving ineffective before I claimed but I did expect hard claiming a power role to change that. Like... you're not seriously considering lynching me still are you? Cause that will hurt me right in the faith.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

No. What? I'm a jailer. I mean by all means lynch me after my claim, I already knew logic and reason were proving ineffective before I claimed but I did expect hard claiming a power role to change that. Like... you're not seriously considering lynching me still are you? Cause that will hurt me right in the faith.

What is this? What are you doing?

 

[batsnacks]

What is this? What are you doing?

IF I'M A JAILOR I JAIL PEOPLE. The person I jail can verify they were jailed! What are you doing?

 

[RetroMG]

I need to work up the Five Stages of Scum Dying in GAF Mafia. The insane roleclaim is like, step four. I call it, "The Ouro Step."

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

IF I'M A JAILOR I JAIL PEOPLE. The person I jail can verify they were jailed! What are you doing?

...lol

I believed you right up until this nonsense.

 

[Ourobolus]

I need to work up the Five Stages of Scum Dying in GAF Mafia. The insane roleclaim is like, step four. I call it, "The Ouro Step."

lol

 

[batsnacks]

I don't think I have it in me to believe town will lynch an uncced jailer when said jailer can verify their identity by jailing literally anyone. Like that doesn't make any sense to me.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

One thing I ask of you guys, don't hammer him. I want to make a pre-day-end post to summarize my thoughts in case I die during the night phase.

 

[batsnacks]

Oh God this town is MAD! It's MAD! Escape by any means necessary! If you are innocent you will be it's victim! GET OUT! GET OUT WHILE... YOU... CAN!

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

Re: end-day post, I'm planning to do it tomorrow at work.

Oh God this town is MAD! It's MAD! Escape by any means necessary! If you are innocent you will be it's victim! GET OUT! GET OUT WHILE... YOU... CAN!

The Hobohodo Flavor Meltdown stage.

 

[Blargonaut]

I...don't get it. Other than him taking quotes from me and others and assigning Kark's and Launch's name to them, what is it.

I mean, I enjoyed the post while listening to the music but idk what it meant. Other than the end where he did point out that Launch made no sense a few times.

UUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

IT'S A RE-ENACTMENT OF LAUNCH'S ENTIRE DAY 1 IN DRAMATIC FORM, DID I ACTUALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'M TRYING TO REITERATE THAT HE'S BEEN TOYING WITH ALL OF US FOR THE WHOLE DAY BASED ON NONSENSE FEELS, AND YET WE'RE STILL GLADLY ENTERTAINING HIS AGENDA BY HAVING KARKADOR AND BATSNACKS, THE FIRE THAT HE FANNED AND HIS HEAT SINK, AS OUR TWO MAIN LYNCH CANDIDATES?!?!?

WTF WHY?!




batsnacks tho, dat folding

 

[batsnacks]

Re: end-day post, I'm planning to do it tomorrow at work.



The Hobohodo Flavor Meltdown stage.

duuuuuuuuuuude,

I can prove I'm the jailor by jailing someone! YOU even! I'm scared! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

 

[Ourobolus]

Launch isn't off my radar. He's leaning town, but that's just for today. Tomorrow is another day.

 

[RetroMG]

Oh God this town is MAD! It's MAD! Escape by any means necessary! If you are innocent you will be it's victim! GET OUT! GET OUT WHILE... YOU... CAN!

Should have ordered from Amazon, brah.

 

[Ourobolus]

Also, batsnacks was totally my fanning, not Launch's.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

UUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

IT'S A RE-ENACTMENT OF LAUNCH'S ENTIRE DAY 1 IN DRAMATIC FORM, DID I ACTUALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'M TRYING TO REITERATE THAT HE'S BEEN TOYING WITH ALL OF US FOR THE WHOLE DAY BASED ON NONSENSE FEELS, AND YET WE'RE STILL GLADLY ENTERTAINING HIS AGENDA BY HAVING KARKADOR AND BATSNACKS, THE FIRE THAT HE FANNED AND HIS HEAT SINK, AS OUR TWO MAIN LYNCH CANDIDATES?!?!?

WTF WHY?!




batsnacks tho, dat folding

I understood it. :/

Also, batsnacks was totally my fanning, not Launch's.

Huh?

 

[Ourobolus]

I understood it. :/



Huh?

Blarg called you out for fanning the fires on Kark and batsnacks.

 

[Blargonaut]

One thing I ask of you guys, don't hammer him. I want to make a pre-day-end post to summarize my thoughts in case I die during the night phase.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE TONIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOT TOPIC, NOFUN BENEFITS FROM HAVING YOU AROUND

BUT I WANT TO DESTROY YOU

IF I COULD TURBO YOU I WOULD

SIGN THAT

SIGN IT

 

[Blargonaut]

Also, batsnacks was totally my fanning, not Launch's.

I'm lazy, show me

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE TONIGHT BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOT TOPIC, NOFUN BENEFITS FROM HAVING YOU AROUND

BUT I WANT TO DESTROY YOU

IF I COULD TURBO YOU I WOULD

SIGN THAT

SIGN IT

 

[Blargonaut]

WHAT IS THIS REFERENCE

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I'M TURNING INTO A RABBIT

DO YOU THINK I'M GAME, LAUNCH, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

YOU GONNA Hunt ME, IS THAT IT

I GOT YOU, LAUNCH

I GOT YOU

 

[SalvaPot]

This gif is so great I don´t feel like lynching Launchpad for the rest of the game.

 

[LaunchpadMcQ]

WHAT IS THIS REFERENCE

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I'M TURNING INTO A RABBIT

DO YOU THINK I'M GAME, LAUNCH, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

YOU GONNA Hunt ME, IS THAT IT

I GOT YOU, LAUNCH

I GOT YOU

Come on Blarg

 

[Fireblend]

I... don't know what to say. Smh bat.

 

[Sorian]

Ok batsnacks, I'll ask again though catching up and reading that little melt down was lolz. What is your role, like what is the flavor text?

 

[Sorian]

UUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

IT'S A RE-ENACTMENT OF LAUNCH'S ENTIRE DAY 1 IN DRAMATIC FORM, DID I ACTUALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'M TRYING TO REITERATE THAT HE'S BEEN TOYING WITH ALL OF US FOR THE WHOLE DAY BASED ON NONSENSE FEELS, AND YET WE'RE STILL GLADLY ENTERTAINING HIS AGENDA BY HAVING KARKADOR AND BATSNACKS, THE FIRE THAT HE FANNED AND HIS HEAT SINK, AS OUR TWO MAIN LYNCH CANDIDATES?!?!?

WTF WHY?!




batsnacks tho, dat folding

If I may ask, can you point to where Launch brought up the batsnacks topic? Or are you just saying he saw us bringing it up and he saw no reason to stop it?