It's a joke right? None of these people truly believe that the earth is flat, right?
Well we did have one on GAF who was very insistent.
It's a joke right? None of these people truly believe that the earth is flat, right?
Flat is justice, mate.It's a joke right? None of these people truly believe that the earth is flat, right?
If Earth is flat, why do we have mountains, hills, lakes and such things?
That site creeps me out, so help me out brave ones.
Why are people able to sail around the world (start from one place and end up in the same place) if the world is flat?
That site creeps me out, so help me out brave ones.
Why are people able to sail around the world (start from one place and end up in the same place) if the world is flat?
That site creeps me out, so help me out brave ones.
Why are people able to sail around the world (start from one place and end up in the same place) if the world is flat?
That site creeps me out, so help me out brave ones.
Why are people able to sail around the world (start from one place and end up in the same place) if the world is flat?
This is gold.
It's a joke right? None of these people truly believe that the earth is flat, right?
22) If Earth were truly constantly spinning Eastwards at over 1000mph, during the Red Bull stratosphere dive, Felix Baumgartner, spending 3 hours ascending over New Mexico, should have landed 2500 miles West into the Pacific Ocean but instead landed a few dozen miles East of the take-off point.
for those who are not in the joke, the vast majority of flat earthers (even and especially on flat earth society) are trolls and pranksters. Almost nobody actually believes in that stuff.
So yes, it is satire.
Yeah, my GF's sister is like this. Flat Earth, Shemitah, whatever...she's all about those conspiracy theories, but she never really takes them too seriously. She's definitely into trolling.
This is hilarious
Poe's LawI can only troll so much, and even then it's for rather innocuous things. Trolling to the point where people really think you're deluded and a fucking idiot is quite something.
This is hilarious
Love the "Madonna" bit.
Earth's gravity is weaker at the equator and stronger at the poles. The equator is slightly further away from the center of gravity than the poles, and the force of the centrifugal spin counteracts gravity a little bit.Someone posted the video explaining how gravity and force would work if the Earth was flat and we were spinning on a disc. Serious question, why isn't it the same for people at the equator. Doesn't the area at the equator, which is further from the center of the globe then people living farther north or south, spin faster to cover the same rotational speed with greater distance?
How many corporations have this, anyway?"Their rich, powerful corporations with slick Sun-cult logos."
No. To all of that.Has anyone stopped to consider that they are right? I've heard talk if the universe being a 2d plane with 3d depth being a hologram, maybe that explains the phenomena outlined in the link.
How many corporations have this, anyway?
I'm pretty sure I've observed curvature of the world in a high-flying aircraft, you don't need to get to space. So... what do these folks think exists at the edge? And for that matter, where is it?
119) It is claimed that the other planets are spheres and so therefore Earth must also be a sphere. Firstly, Earth is a plane not a planet, so the shape of these planets in the sky have no bearing on the shape of the Earth beneath our feet. Secondly, these planets have been known for thousands of years around the world as the wandering stars since they differ from the other fixed stars in their relative motions only. When looked at with an unprejudiced naked-eye or through a telescope, the fixed and wandering stars appear as luminous discs of light, NOT spherical terra firma. The pictures and videos shown by NASA of spherical terra firma planets are all clearly fake computer-generated images, and NOT photographs.
for those who are not in the joke, the vast majority of flat earthers (even and especially on flat earth society) are trolls and pranksters. Almost nobody actually believes in that stuff.
So yes, it is satire.
Has anyone stopped to consider that they are right? I've heard talk if the universe being a 2d plane with 3d depth being a hologram, maybe that explains the phenomena outlined in the link.
Does any language have a word for that physical sensation when you're reading/listening to something that's so ridiculous yet it curiously holds your attention because the person is so utterly invested in explaining their bizarre thoughts?
I had that feeling at times reading this.
That fucking "!". Wow, hahahaha.
Well fuck you. I say everything is upside-down in Australia. Wanna fight?" The idea that people are standing, ships are sailing and planes are flying upside down on certain parts of Earth while others tilted at 90 degrees and all other impossible angles is complete absurdity. The idea that a man digging a hole straight down could eventually reach sky on the other side is ludicrous. Common sense tells every free-thinking person correctly that there truly is an up and down in nature, unlike the everything is relative rhetoric of the Newtonian/Einsteinian paradigm.
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Because the other side of the Earth-disc is a scorched hellscape where they send people who know the truth. It's so simple, all the facts are there you just have to look a little everyone gosh.This was always one of the dumbest theories out there to me. Like, who gives a shit if the world is round? What could possibly be the evil conspiracy behind it?
Their proof that the Earth is flat is that Earth is flat, duhI love how this one just uses "The Earth is flat" as a jumping off point, not a conclusion.