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What Simpsons gag/joke gets you every single time?
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uncelestial
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Well, you and your brother should know that the quote is "Nothing gets chocolate OUT"! Not "nothing gets out chocolate!"
Sorry. I love that scene too. And that episode is actually my very favorite one.
Another misquoted line is people saying "The goggles! They do nothing!" Which even Groening himself said in the DVD commentary. But it's "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
uncelestial
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Even misquoted, the context isn't lost. I don't mind the acceptance of it quoted that way vs how it was originally said.
uncelestial
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Of course, and it's not a big deal, but it's just such a famous quote that's famously misquoted, that it rustles a jimmy or two.
Another one: it's "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong."
99% of the time, people leave out the "so."
Yeah, I know. If I could say "you must be fun at parties" to myself, I would.
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JinjoUnchained
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Damn, there are so many. Here're some I quote all the time...
"This bra bomb of yours better work Nerdlinger! Nyaiiiii!"
"Mmm, 64 slices of American Cheese. 64, 63..."
"Mmm, floor pie"
"I've hidden it, to find it, you'll have to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish than the las..." "Found it!"
"You've dialed 911. If you know the name of the crime being committed, press 1!..." Bart punches in a bunch of numbers in frustration "You've selected Regicide, if you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press 1!"
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we can tell old stories that go nowhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyvile..."
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history! From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree! Doh!!!!"
"I want to go to Mount SPLASH-more. Take me take me take me take me NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"
"Call Mr Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow!"
"Homer, I have someone here who wants to speak with you." "Batman?" "No, he's a scientist". "Batman's a scientist". "It's not Batman!"
"Homer, this is James Taylor". "Ahhh, former President James Taylor"
"Lousy Smarch weather"
And of course Homer and the store owner talking about frogurt: "that's good!", "that's bad!"
"This bra bomb of yours better work Nerdlinger! Nyaiiiii!"
"Mmm, 64 slices of American Cheese. 64, 63..."
"Mmm, floor pie"
"I've hidden it, to find it, you'll have to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish than the las..." "Found it!"
"You've dialed 911. If you know the name of the crime being committed, press 1!..." Bart punches in a bunch of numbers in frustration "You've selected Regicide, if you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press 1!"
"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we can tell old stories that go nowhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyvile..."
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history! From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree! Doh!!!!"
"I want to go to Mount SPLASH-more. Take me take me take me take me NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"
"Call Mr Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr Plow!"
"Homer, I have someone here who wants to speak with you." "Batman?" "No, he's a scientist". "Batman's a scientist". "It's not Batman!"
"Homer, this is James Taylor". "Ahhh, former President James Taylor"
"Lousy Smarch weather"
And of course Homer and the store owner talking about frogurt: "that's good!", "that's bad!"
"To over come the spiders curse, simply quote a bible verse!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6LMK9OT_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6LMK9OT_Y
starchild excalibur
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oreomunsta
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Son, just remember that the first step in failing is trying. ~ Homer
At least that's how I remember that quote
At least that's how I remember that quote
All stan lee jokes in the series are awesome, even the one from the recent episode.
Comicbook guy:"Stan Lee?! is it really you?"
"Stan Lee":"No, im a figment of your imagination, The real Stan Lee is over there"
[Stan Lee steals some comicbooks and runs away]
superNESjoe
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Every damn time I cry in laughter. His chuckle along with it is so good.
Souldriver
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Lady: Here we have an Alaskan Timberwolf. He weighs 240 pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises.
Krusty: LOUD!? THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY.
Krusty: LOUD!? THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY.
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Homer to Bart: "Where are you going?"
Bart: "To a father-and-son picnic"
Homer: "Haha..you have no son!"
xD
Bart: "To a father-and-son picnic"
Homer: "Haha..you have no son!"
xD
UberTag
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Brainfreeze
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Skellig Gra
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So good. That and the bumblebee man short from that episode get me every time.
I'm listening
DarkestLight
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Isn't he saying yum yum yum yum yum yum...?
whiteninja
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Skellig Gra
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Lady: Here we have an Alaskan Timberwolf. He weighs 240 pounds and his jaws can bite through a parking meter. He does get spooked by loud noises.
Krusty: LOUD!? THAT'S OUR SECRET WORD FOR THE DAY.
Always a fan of Krusty and animals:
"Why do they call it Urine Monkey?....oh, I just found out..."
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CreeperBlocks
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This is the one. I loved that Episode.
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Sacrilicious
NHarmonic.
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You've got to obey those laws.
This for me, amazing scene.
Adam_Roman
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RedBullEnergy
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MetroidPrimeRib
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I am so smart
I am so smart
S M R T
I am so smart
S M R T
FrenchMovieTheme
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Fx streaming has Simpsons world
AlteredForms
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"Poison delivery service. A gift basket of poisons is on its way!"
paradox121
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Pretty much anything involving Kirk or Milhouse. Or Lionel Hutz. Those characters never stop being funny.
Also, this...
There was a solid year where as a kid I would always say 'I...don't know' in Homer's exact intonation.
I was the worst.
SparksterMeta0
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NOTHING AT ALL!
NOTHING AT ALL!
MetroidPrimeRib
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This just in! Homer Simpson sleeps in an oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers!
Homer Badman might be my favorite episode quote wise
Homer Badman might be my favorite episode quote wise
Spunky Monkey
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This just in, Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent claiming it gives him sexual powers!
So many clips just from that single episode could be used.
So many clips just from that single episode could be used.
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