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Apparently, the world's oldest human was discovered in Indonesia at the "age of 145."

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entremet

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he looks old af but he also looks like he lives in poverty. idk how he could survive this long
Less access to rich, fattening food tho.

Probably subsisting on rice and not much else. No desserts, pizza, burgers, etc.
 

TheMan

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seems really unlikely, but would be cool as hell if true. And by cool, i mean cool for science. Life must be hell when EVERYONE you grew up with is dead and you're too old to do much besides sit around and wait for death.
 
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Bitanator

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There was a women claiming to be much older than the record as well a few years ago, came up false. I doubt he is 140 that is insane, but if he is, don't let the Chinese have him, they'd dust him up for some billionaire as an anti age powder
 
If this is indeed true, this would make him older than the first gasoline-powered automobile.

The first gasoline-powered automobile was invented in 1886, making him 16 years older than it if true.
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
If he has official records, why is this news coming out right now? He should've been known about decades ago.

Paper Records lost and all that. IF he's from the 1800's there would be no digitization of his record.
 
Less access to rich, fattening food tho.

Probably subsisting on rice and not much else. No desserts, pizza, burgers, etc.

I have no idea about Indonesian food. I can't think of any recipes from their cuisine I might have had.


What are common foods in Indonesia to eat? With their wildlife and plant life I wonder if they eat very different things from the others in less unique climates.
 

mr stroke

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seems really unlikely, but would be cool as hell if true. And by cool, i mean cool for science. Life must be hell when EVERYONE you grew up with is dead and you're too old to do much besides sit around and wait for death.

fuck that, id grind MMO's all day
 

SpecX

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Can't imagine the amount of pain this man feels as such an age. His joints have got to be dust at this point and the painful process to see that many generations of family members die before you.
 

Dusk Golem

A 21st Century Rockefeller
To be seen if true or not, but I don't know why people are using statistics to say how this can't be true. Obviously if this ends up being true, he's an outlier, and outliers can and do exist in multiple fields. This wouldn't change those statistics, it would just mean this man ended up being a serious outlier if true.
 

charsace

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There was a women claiming to be much older than the record as well a few years ago, came up false. I doubt he is 140 that is insane, but if he is, don't let the Chinese have him, they'd dust him up for some billionaire as an anti age powder

For all the years he lived I might roll his dust up and smoke it. Pass the power on to me.
 

SgtCobra

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Waiting for the receipts before I draw my own conclusion as a fact.
The man looks too good to be 145 though, miss Clement looked way more fragile than him back then.
 

Servbot24

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Two full lifetimes pretty much.

I definitely want to live a long time, but not with the physical burden of aging - can't imagine what that's like at 140.
 
Can you even imagine being 70-80 years old, and then living essentially an entire full length life after that.

I understand people saying they wouldn't want to live that long but I mean hell, at a certain point can't you just relinquish your entire life to watching movies/tv, playing games, and listening to music, exercising in between? I mean that sounds better than just accepting the eternal abyss.
 
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