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[Aarglefarg]

So I'm pretty sure this customer guy at work (I'm at work rn, cleaning the bathroom because my boss is getting revenge at me by making me do every chore we have) just hardcore flirted with me.

I went to where he was (we have to greet customers) and I said hi how can I help you. And he grabs onto my hand and shakes my hand. I feel like I'm being manhandled. He says "Hi Crayons" with Crayons standing for my real name. Keep in mind I'm not wearing a nametag.
He asks if I remember him. (How do I know him?
How does he know my name? Did I sleep with him? Hes quite the handsome man) I say no sorry that I don't. He then tries to jog my memory with details so I fake remembering him. Right of course I remember who you are!

So he tells me that he lost his phone. I ask him if he has insurance. I give him details and offer him the insurance number. Mind you, I'm stuttering in my words because I'm really nervous. He asks my coworker if he remembers him and surprisingly my coworker actually does remember him. He then asks how come my coworker remembers him and I dont. He's looking dead into my eyes. I make up some excuse about bad memory. So I finally look up the insurance number and offer it to him. He says he already knows the number. He says goodbye and he leaves

I was serving a customer a few months ago and she said "You think people don't know who you are?" and she asked about my sister and she said she didn't know my name but that she would just call me [says a shortened version of my name]. I don't know who she is but despite her weirdness I am talkative and friendly, playing off her and then she left a parting shot with a nasty tone: "You really should talk more".

There was another time I served one of the three people I have done sex at also. I think he realised but nothing was said. It wasn't likely that he would go shopping there!

 

[RoyaleDuke]

Pineapple or ham on pizza, pizza that isn't new york or chicago deep dish with sauce on the top and toppings on the bottom.

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Like I imagine my partners. I'm the sauce.

 

[hateradio]

Pineapple or ham on pizza, pizza that isn't new york or chicago deep dish with sauce on the top and toppings on the bottom.

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Like I imagine my partners. I'm the sauce.

Pineapple pizza is amazing.


The rest is just . . .

 

[RoyaleDuke]

Pineapple pizza is amazing.


The rest is just . . .

I like to be on top, because chicago pizza with the sauce on top is fucking amazing.

But also, New York Style pizza either plain cheese or with pepperoni is the only thing you should be eating.

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I'm always on top... in my dreams. ;-;

I love steven universe.

 

[Vazra]

It has been 6 months since I've done anything remotely similar to this with another guy. RIP

 

[Dany]

Seafood is a broad category - salmon for example can work on pizza.

Salmon, cream cheese pizza.

 

[hateradio]

Salmon, cream cheese pizza.

That does not sound like a pizza at all.

I like to be on top, because chicago pizza with the sauce on top is fucking amazing.

But also, New York Style pizza either plain cheese or with pepperoni is the only thing you should be eating.

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I'm always on top... in my dreams. ;-;

I love steven universe.

I understood, but I didn't understand why you needed to go there with it.

Always relevant:

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But really don't say it.

 

[Golnei]

Salmon, cream cheese pizza.

I usually use goat's cheese or sheep feta with it. Cream cheese seems like a common combination with salmon in a lot of contexts, but I generally seem to avoid it for whatever reason.

Why not?

 

[Vazra]

Why not?

Let's not ruin perfection with Seafood.

 

[Aarglefarg]

Stephen Universe nostrils are distracting.

It's still a really good show though I'm not up to the end of the first season which is when I'm told it gets really good.

 

[Henchmen21]

I was serving a customer a few months ago and she said "You think people don't know who you are?" and she asked about my sister and she said she didn't know my name but that she would just call me [says a shortened version of my name]. I don't know who she is but despite her weirdness I am talkative and friendly, playing off her and then she left a parting shot with a nasty tone: "You really should talk more".

There was another time I served one of the three people I have done sex at also. I think he realised but nothing was said. It wasn't likely that he would go shopping there!

Is that what you zany kids are calling it these days?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Salmon, cream cheese pizza.

this shit is so fucking good on bagels. too bad they dont have a lactose free version *cry*

 

[Vazra]

this shit is so fucking good on bagels. too bad they dont have a lactose free version *cry*

 

[Henchmen21]

Yeah I only have butter on my bagels and that's only when they're toasted but than I'm a boring person

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I also hate cream cheese

 

[RatskyWatsky]

imagine making a savory cheesecake with it hnnng

 

[Cosmic Bus]

this shit is so fucking good on bagels. too bad they dont have a lactose free version *cry*

Got this in the fridge right now. Actual smoked salmon or some lox is obviously delicious too, but shit's expensive (our PNW salmon being super excellent certainly doesn't help the price level off any).

 

[Prototype Viktor]

found a old text file full of random shit i use to think of when i for 2 weeks thought about becoming a bad (online) comedian

one line i can't remember what the fuck i meant behind this or how it makes sense to be a joke


"when girls turn lesbian they get Aquaman's power, and when guys turn gay they become Native Americans" #badgossipfroma10yrold

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Got this in the fridge right now. Actual smoked salmon or some lox is obviously delicious too, but shit's expensive (our PNW salmon being super excellent certainly doesn't help the price level off any).

I've never actually had smoked salmon. too rich for my blood rip

 

[Vazduh]

Hey, Lari, welcome!

been like a year or two since I posted a pic in here last so here goes another i guess lol

Whew

Seafood Pizza!? We are in the darkest timeline.

Seafood pizza is just fine IMHO. The only thing I don't like on my pizza is fried egg, and it's not because of the taste, it just feels like too much.

I wish I could take back my first time but you live and learn. Giving it up to a closet racist isn't who I planned to spend my time with lol.

damn

 

[Dany]

I've never actually had smoked salmon. too rich for my blood rip

It's the best. West coast = best coast

 

[Sigismundo]

Smoked salmon linguine is very good. Can't say I've had it in cream cheese.

 

[Bladenic]

It's the best. West coast = best coast

That exists on the east coast tho lmao and it's amazing

 

[Crayons]

I still haven't been able to eat anything

I have no appetite and I'm always nauseous. I haven't really ate anything in the past 5 days. Addiction is so hard

I was serving a customer a few months ago and she said "You think people don't know who you are?" and she asked about my sister and she said she didn't know my name but that she would just call me [says a shortened version of my name]. I don't know who she is but despite her weirdness I am talkative and friendly, playing off her and then she left a parting shot with a nasty tone: "You really should talk more".

There was another time I served one of the three people I have done sex at also. I think he realised but nothing was said. It wasn't likely that he would go shopping there!

I don't understand how people think I will remember every single person I've talked to at my job. There are so many people in just one day!

But it's literally a nightmare of mine that some guy comes in as a customer and it's someone I've had a one night stand with. You see, I live and work in the same neighborhood. I live about a block away from where I work. I also have Grindr and Growlr accounts. And Ive fooled around with neighborhood guys on occasion. I'm just waiting for the day some customer asks me if I remember him and it's someone who's been in my bedroom.

this shit is so fucking good on bagels. too bad they dont have a lactose free version *cry*

*vomits externally*

 

[Astral Dog]

Lol im going to bother a bit again guys

I was talking with the Teraphist(he is great!) yesterday about my mom saying i needed to find a woman to have sex with and kids (wich i posted a few pages back) anyways i said "at least im not really married with kids that could be way worse ' and he said NO because i don't know,haven't tried enough what if i find a good woman that loves me unconditionally and supports me and doesn't treat me like my brothers and mom while also doesn't minding the weirdness gay stuff.

Well that sounds like a plan but a bit too optimistic imo,i wonder were are you supposed to find that perfect wife

 

[DOWN]

Lol im going to bother a bit again guys

I was talking with the Teraphist(he is great!) yesterday about my mom saying i needed to find a woman to have sex with and kids (wich i posted a few pages back) anyways i said "at least im not really married with kids that could be way worse ' and he said NO because i don't know,haven't tried enough what if i find a good woman that loves me unconditionally and supports me and doesn't treat me like my brothers and mom while also doesn't minding the weirdness gay stuff.

Well that sounds like a plan but a bit too optimistic imo,i wonder were are you supposed to find that perfect wife

I honestly don't have understand how a therapist could think that is a good idea

Unless they are a conservative straight person?

 

[wiibomb]

Lol im going to bother a bit again guys

I was talking with the Teraphist(he is great!) yesterday about my mom saying i needed to find a woman to have sex with and kids (wich i posted a few pages back) anyways i said "at least im not really married with kids that could be way worse ' and he said NO because i don't know,haven't tried enough what if i find a good woman that loves me unconditionally and supports me and doesn't treat me like my brothers and mom while also doesn't minding the weirdness gay stuff.

Well that sounds like a plan but a bit too optimistic imo,i wonder were are you supposed to find that perfect wife

I have concerns about that therapist.

it's either that you are not sure about your sexuality or that the therapist have the approach of "how do you know if you are gay if you haven't had sex with a woman?" which is extremely dangerous and a very unprofessional approach.

I would suggest you caution, if you are gay, you are gay, no ifs or buts, now, if you have doubts that's a different story.

 

[Astral Dog]

I honestly don't have understand how a therapist could think that is a good idea

Unless they are a conservative straight person?

It does sound awfully convenient and a bit off. But im just thinking we have fundamentally different ideas of how this works and is,wich is why i don't touch the subject much :with him :/
Otherwise im just trying to see it as an argument for now. He is good i just get confused sometimes.


On other news i tried to do coconut truffles and french creme for Mother's Day! There is this weird dusgusting mess on the refrigerator im almost gettiing diabetes just by tasting it something went wrong. Lets see if this weird clay makes truffles.

And the cream is sour

 

[DOWN]

It does sound awfully convenient and a bit off. But im just thinking we have fundamentally different ideas of how this works and is,wich is why i don't touch the subject much :with him :/
Otherwise im just trying to see it as an argument for now. He is good i just get confused sometimes.


On other news i tried to do coconut truffles and french creme for Mother's Day! There is this weird dusgusting mess on the refrigerator im almost gettiing diabetes just by tasting it something went wrong. Lets see if this weird clay makes truffles.

And the cream is sour

Uh no he doesn't just have fundamentally different ideas of how it works. He has a fundamental misunderstanding of sexuality and is giving you a disaster setup of an idea.

 

[Thequietone]

The true enemy.

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Peeps on pizza

 

[Crayons]

The true enemy.

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Peeps on pizza

Put these people behind bars

 

[Astral Dog]

He was a school teacher more used to working with families and specializes on constellations its just that since my dad only went once and no longer wants to go i go alone


Lol i just tried to make the truffles its a mess. Just got me all sticky why they don't look like the photo

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meh im just going to buy them

 

[Yado]

aw peepza

 

[wiibomb]

The true enemy.

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Peeps on pizza

omg... this is a true crime against society.

I suggest we burn them alive

 

[Vazra]

What about mayonnaise on pizza?

 

[Via Purifico]

I want you people arrested for posting these monstrosities.

 

[wiibomb]

I realize now that pineapple of pizza is the least of our concerns in the 21st century

 

[Vazra]

 

[Berordn]

The true enemy.

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Peeps on pizza

I may not agree with your pizza topping but I will defend with my life your right to eat it.

Except this. This is just inhuman.

 

[Astral Dog]

We need some candy corn pizza here.

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the second one just looks like cand corn

 

[wiibomb]

this thread is slowly becoming a horror movie

 

[Vazra]

Eeeeeek

 

[Golnei]

Eeeeeek

 

[Sai-kun]

Mods, lock this fucking thread

It's over

 

[Vazra]

Mods, lock this fucking thread

It's over

Is it over?

 

[Vazduh]

What about mayonnaise on pizza?

I ate pizza with tartar sauce topping once and loved it.

 

[Gibbs]

Gibbs spent all day job hunting and had no luck. I'm feeling pretty down.

I ate pizza with tartar sauce topping once and loved it.

and to think I was gonna secretly fly to you and ask you to marry me! This is just wrong.

Mods, lock this fucking thread

It's over

PREACH. The only way to save this thread and SOME of you is to lock it. These food combinations look incredibly disgusting.

I want you people arrested for posting these monstrosities.

Yes, lets arrest everyone.

this shit is so fucking good on bagels. too bad they dont have a lactose free version *cry*

Whats this abomination. Get it away!

 

[Vazra]

Yes, lets arrest everyone.

This sounds like a good start of a role playing porn.

As for the job hunt I feel you. I've been job hunting for years and got some jobs that one closed down and the other wasnt steady and wouldn't work for me.

 

[Berordn]

Whats this abomination. Get it away!

If you've ever had lox on a bagel (and if you haven't, what's wrong with you) it's just that.

Seriously, these pizza are gross but I'd be afraid to take you anywhere with such picky eating habits lettersfolks.

 

[Via Purifico]

Gibbs and I will be at Chili's while you people eat Salmon paste on a bagel.

 

[Sibylus]

Peeps? Candy Corn? Bananas? Mayonnaise?

White people are cancelled.