Rumblebones
Banned
Gimme T'Challa and let all 10 come at me. I'mma be living it up in the capital while my dude takes out the trash.
I don't understand how Batman stops the Flash. If Flash has his guard up, there is no way Batman could ever do anything to him.
Gimme T'Challa and let all 10 come at me. I'mma be living it up in the capital while my dude takes out the trash.
I don't understand how Batman stops the Flash. If Flash has his guard up, there is no way Batman could ever do anything to him.
Barry I have a bomb tied to Iris's neck.
If I die she dies. Also I kidnapped her and I am not telling you where she is. Also I threw a few poisionous snakes in there too.
So you can kill me or you can scour the entire planet looking for her. Buh bye now.
Barry I have a bomb tied to Iris's neck.
If I die she dies. Also I kidnapped her and I am not telling you where she is. Also I threw a few poisionous snakes in there too.
So you can kill me or you can scour the entire planet looking for her. Buh bye now.
The Batman vs all scenarios are stupid, because it's just major plot armor for batman. The Flash wouldn't even go anywhere near present batman to beat him. He'd just go back in time and stop him being born.
Superman would just fly at lightspeed, pick up batman and take him off world at a moments notice causing him to suffocate in space.Same goes for the Lantern.
Everyone could kill Batman, it's just stories are written for him in such a convenient way that he gets out of things.
Oh please. Hed snap all ten of his Lee Press-On Nails in one swipe at Supermans chest, and then spend the last four seconds of his life crying like a bitch.
Prep time Batman is the dumbest 8-year-old-on-a-playground shit ever and I refuse to acknowledge it.
Flash is the correct choice.
Flash can move faster than light. He could scour the entire planet 1000x in less than second if he wanted to. Or travel back in time.
Supes would destroy GL easily.With that roster? Me and GL will fly out into space.
Barry I have a bomb tied to Iris's neck.
If I die she dies. Also I kidnapped her and I am not telling you where she is. Also I threw a few poisionous snakes in there too.
So you can kill me or you can scour the entire planet looking for her. Buh bye now.
This is *protection* not attack.
A pretty sound argument could be made for Batman having a contingency for every hero trying to attack the person he is protecting.
But if you pushed it - only WW has never been stopped by Batman. Flash has.
How tough is my plot armor?
Why would the Flash let Batman kidnap Iris? lol. If he knows 9 superheroes are after him, he knows what they can use as leverage and will make sure they cant.
But apparently one of the contingency plans is something that can happen before the Flash can react?
Anyway, I was talking about the Flash being the protector. I dont see Batman doing anything that will give him access to the person Flash is protecting. He is just too fast.
Supes would destroy GL easily.
Anyone not choosing Batman has a death wish.
Surprised more people aren't picking Green Lantern. He's the most versatile of the bunch with a ton of hax abilities. He can also travel to places where the others can't follow.
Batsman would get owned by any one of those other superheroes.
People give his prep time shit too much credit. The only hero on that list he may have a chance at his tony stark/iron man. And I think they are pretty equal, but Tony is smarter.
Surprised more people aren't picking Green Lantern. He's the most versatile of the bunch with a ton of hax abilities. He can also travel to places where the others can't follow.
Anyone not choosing Batman has a death wish.
I figured it was Hal since he's the most well known one. What makes you think he'd be that incompetent?Which Green Lantern are we talking about?
If it's Hal protecting me then just give me a gun and I'll shoot myself, save everyone some time.
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I figured it was Hal since he's the most well known one. What makes you think he'd be that incompetent?
Bruh.
Superman would never even see T'Challa until after being depowered, if at all. Second he signs up to tussle with the Panther his kind is well and truly extinct.
A predictable boyscout is no challenge for the King. Clark would regret ever crossing into Wakanda airspace.
I figured it was Hal since he's the most well known one. What makes you think he'd be that incompetent?
Choose wisely.
Cause very few people read the original story?Batman with prep time is a meme but it's a meme for a reason.
Marvel heroes are more grounded in reality; many are 'simply' superhumans as opposed to gods.What's up with the Marvel heroes, none of them are really equipped to deal with cosmic level threats which several of the DC heroes are.
I get that it's some of the most recognizable characters but still...
Spider-Man's actually not a terrible choice considering the ridiculous events he always manages to become involved in but ignores comic book canon to overcome and survive.
He's inexplicably punched out Superman level foes like Firelord and Hulk.
Not only survived but defeated the Sinister Six
Single-handedly defeated the X-Men
But then, you have to factor in the Parker luck (which is almost always bad) and, eh... yeah, I think I'll stick with Supes.