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[Bullet Club]

This is what happens when you pixilate porn. Free the vag, Japan. Free the vag!

Ozaki, 45, said: “After my wife gave birth, we stopped having sex and I felt a deep sense of loneliness.”

“But the moment I saw Mayu in the showroom, it was love at first sight.”

“My wife was furious when I first brought Mayu home. These days she puts up with it, reluctantly.”

“When my daughter realized it wasn’t a giant Barbie doll, she freaked out and said it was gross — but now she’s old enough to share Mayu’s clothes.”

Senji Nakajima, 62, who enjoys tenderly bathing his rubber girlfriend Saori, has framed photos of her on his wall and even takes her skiing and surfing.

He said on a romantic picnic beneath a canopy of cherry blossoms: “Human beings are so demanding. People always want something from you — like money or commitment.”

“My heart flutters when I come home to Saori. She never betrays me, she makes my worries melt away.”

 

[Kamina]

Japan is a weird place. These dolls freak me out...

 

[Corderlain]

Sad stuff man. My heart goes out to these guys.

 

[Cunth]

My wife was furious when I first brought Mayu home. These days she puts up with it, reluctantly

She puts up with her husband fucking a big doll. My wife gets angry if I use the wrong type of bowl

 

[Tesseract]

YOLO

 

[Halo0629]

Well atleast he isn't cheating on her with a real girl.

 

[Bullet Club]

His wife is more like a maid.

But for now, Masayuki’s long-suffering wife, Riho, tries hard to ignore the rubber temptress silently taunting her from her husband’s bedroom.

She said: “I just get on with the housework.”

“I make the dinner, I clean, I do the washing. I choose sleep over sex.”

 

[godhandiscen]

In the future, companionship and socialization will be completely virtualized to serve a cathetered experience to the whims of the user. For the person who can spend a full life surrounded by simulation that only know how to serve, what is the incentive to get out and experience real life?

The future presents so many questions.

 

[infinitys_7th]

Oh, God, that third picture. . .

LMAO

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
I want to know right now what will it be

 

[SoulUnison]

“When my daughter realized it wasn’t a giant Barbie doll, she freaked out and said it was gross — but now she’s old enough to share Mayu’s clothes.”

Nope. Nope. Shut it down.

 

[Dthomp]

She puts up with her husband fucking a big doll. My wife gets angry if I use the wrong type of bowl

Getting yelled at for using the soup bowl wrong? Clearly it’s time for a Mayu in your life, she will never yell at you. See these things sell themselves

 

[Macapala]

Why didn't he just buy a fucking fleshlight? Would have been a fuckload cheaper. And he could have hidden it from his wife easily enough.

Well, if it makes him happy......

 

[Rest]

“When my daughter realized it wasn’t a giant Barbie doll, she freaked out and said it was gross — but now she’s old enough to share Mayu’s clothes.”

Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[haxan7]

I thought about buying one but I'm just gonna wait a few decades and see if technology reaches a point where I can fully simulate a physical sexual experience with a real woman through augmented reality.

In the future, companionship and socialization will be completely virtualized to serve a cathetered experience to the whims of the user. For the person who can spend a full life surrounded by simulation that only know how to serve, what is the incentive to get out and experience real life?

I agree with you. But I think people will be "smarter" in the future, for lack of a better term. This kind of technology will become normalized ... just like computers and the internet are normalized for kids today. People will still want the things that evolution tells us to want ... which will take millennia to change.

I wouldn't blame someone in the 1930s for worrying that internet pornography would stop people from seeking human connections, so I understand where you're coming from.

Sincerely,
The Future

 

[jufonuk]

well. Shit wtf?!?

 

[JimiNutz]

Can you imagine what it's going to be like when technology catches up and these dolls/robots are a lot more realistic. In 50 years will 'fake' companions be more common than real marriages?

 

[Greedings]

I want to know whether his wife cleans Mayu or he does.

 

[Sakura]

If these dolls were almost indistinguishable from humans and had AI and all that, programmed to be the perfect girl for you, I could understand dudes choosing them over real women, but I mean, these are just like large barbie dolls. You're essentially just roleplaying with a flesh light. I don't get it.

 

[Bullet Club]

I want to know whether his wife cleans Mayu or he does.

She probably gives it a good rinse when it starts to overflow.

I wonder if they've ever had a 3some with it.

 

[SatansReverence]

Fuck sake Japan why can't you just be normal?!

 

[Skyn3t]

Still better than colecting gaming, nerd-related, anime, Funko Pop figurines.

 

[Makariel]

This just makes me sad.

“When my daughter realized it wasn’t a giant Barbie doll, she freaked out and said it was gross — but now she’s old enough to share Mayu’s clothes.”

OK this is just plain weird, it's like me sharing clothes with my toaster. She will surely have no problems with having a fulfilling relationship in her later life. Actually no, she will need three jobs to afford all the therapy she'll need.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

cant wait to carve my plastic wifes name into a tree

 

[Kadayi]

She puts up with her husband fucking a big doll. My wife gets angry if I use the wrong type of bowl

Is that a euphemism Cunth?

 

[5secondrulesucks]

jesus people who use the term "my wife said.." or anything like "i have to ask the wife.." are possibly the largest handjobs that exist. like at least if you have a japanese plastic wife you have some sort of mental illness.

 

[odd_hatch]

People always want something from you — like money or commitment.”

Yeah, how dare someone ask for commitment and financial aid to deal with the bills.

“My heart flutters when I come home to Saori. She never betrays me, she makes my worries melt away.”

But.. I thought you despised commitment?

These people are not just mentally ill, they're selfish and sociopaths. No empathy for anyone but themselves.

 

[Yoshi]

I want to know whether his wife cleans Mayu or he does.

Neither.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

i know for a fact my "wife said.." stuff hits home for a lot of people. they will ignore what i say. and then their wives will whip them. and then try to contact me

 

[LegendOfKage]

jesus people who use the term "my wife said.." or anything like "i have to ask the wife.." are possibly the largest handjobs that exist. like at least if you have a japanese plastic wife you have some sort of mental illness.

Completely disagree, but it has to be a two way street. It's fine if couples want to decide on things together, and hate to be surprised or excluded from a decision. But again, two way street. If one spouse says "I have to ask" and the other says "if they don't like it, tough" you have a problem.

It's different for everyone, but regardless, you just have to be on the same page.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

Completely disagree, but it has to be a two way street. It's fine if couples want to decide on things together, and hate to be surprised or excluded from a decision. But again, two way street. If one spouse says "I have to ask" and the other says "if they don't like it, tough" you have a problem.

It's different for everyone, but regardless, you just have to be on the same page.

nope dont agree. everytime i have seen as a "i have to ask my wife" scenario its usually a bitch ass husband. id say 99 percent of the time. i mean you can tell me the situations where its not. but i would never be that guy so you can tell me where im wrong

 

[Papa]

 

[farmerboy]

I want to know whether his wife cleans Mayu or he does.

You had to go there.

 

[Kenpachii]

Time to divorce.

 

[jufonuk]

Fuck sake Japan why can't you just be normal?!

Then it wouldn’t be so awesome would it ???

 

[jufonuk]

She puts up with her husband fucking a big doll. My wife gets angry if I use the wrong type of bowl

There is a wrong type of Bowl, cereal Bowls are not the same as soup bowls ?!?

I understand salad and fruit bowls are different but after that it’s smaller bowl and bigger bowl.

 

[V2Tommy]

The type of awful life you'd have to have to be in love with a doll WHILE being married with children is a bit beyond me. Wait until he discovers GFE prostitutes!

 

[Cunth]

There is a wrong type of Bowl, cereal Bowls are not the same as soup bowls ?!?

I understand salad and fruit bowls are different but after that it’s smaller bowl and bigger bowl.

There's also like bowls you can use, and bowls that reserved for guests and shit

 

[Chairman Tickles]

You know, if these dolls become sophisticated enough (and they eventually will-there is too much demand, I think China exports millions of these every year), with robotic innards and a full range of motion with flexible and broad range of behaviors, nobody will be laughing anymore.

 

[Cunth]

You know, if these dolls become sophisticated enough (and they eventually will-there is too much demand, I think China exports millions of these every year), with robotic innards and a full range of motion with flexible and broad range of behaviors, nobody will be laughing anymore.

we will be too busy jizzing our brains out

 

[Nitemare1]

Its not even 8am and i feel like I've already had enough internet for one day.

 

[5secondrulesucks]

i mean i know its a joke but im sure he gets the finest snizz NK has to offer. so i mean he owns a fucking country

oh wait youre trying to do memes sorry nvm

 

[LaughingStock]

Man, too bad i was born too early to have a robot girlfriend. Oh well, pornhub is right there.

 

[GermanZepp]

This right here..

 

[Thiagosc777]

I'd never buy a doll, not because I am against the idea, but because it must be a pain to keep it clean. I don't want to have to play dress up with a doll and have to wash it afterwards.

I hope technology advances and we have robots that can clean and dress themselves.

 

[llien]

Sad story.

Fuck sake Japan why can't you just be normal?!

You mean, they should forbid people like that one erm, be happy, cause else we'd think many Japanese are like that?

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I don't want to wait for our lives to be over
I want to know right now what will it be

That pic is creepy as fuck

Good for him tho. Finding happiness and all.

 

[hariseldon]

Was going to make a new thread for this but I reckon this seems as good a place as any to put it. Enjoy.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...japanese-man--married--to-a-hologram-10920994

 

[Kadayi]

Was going to make a new thread for this but I reckon this seems as good a place as any to put it. Enjoy.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/new...japanese-man--married--to-a-hologram-10920994

Credit, where credit is due, at least the OPs live doll, looks vaguely human. WTF....

 

[Fox Mulder]

This just makes me sad.

OK this is just plain weird, it's like me sharing clothes with my toaster. She will surely have no problems with having a fulfilling relationship in her later life. Actually no, she will need three jobs to afford all the therapy she'll need.

Only if your dad also fucks your toaster. That one sentence in the article is the most disturbing.