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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

 

[Ailynn]

Mine is just my first name. Very imaginative, I know.

Ailynn:
- Angelic
- Messenger of God
- Halo around the moon

(I also sometimes use the name ShinSamus online)

 

[Gabbelgak]

My name loosely comes from the creature that is my avatar from Final Fantasy III in the town of Zozo. Gobbledygook. I've used it for.. an eternity. I believe the first place I used it was on the GameStorm website back in the early 90's, Legend of Kesmai I want to say was the first game - Gobbledygook didn't fit so I shifted it around and a bit and ended up with Gabbelgak. I used it on every MMO I played (of which there was numerous) and love playing the "ugly" races like Orcs or Trolls so it always kind of just "fit" for me.

 

[Fnord]

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.


Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.


Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in Fnord's navel.

Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

Fnord is the echo of silence.
Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

Fnord is the donut hole.
Fnord is the whole donut.

Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.

Fnord is the serial number on a box of
cereal.

Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
Fnord is the yin without yang.
Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
Fnord never sleeps.
Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.

Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.

Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.

Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.


Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.

Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Username generator gave me mine

 

[Ichabod]

I've always had a fondness for unusual/rarely used names and the Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

 

[AuraFeliz]

Aura like atmosphere, and I've used it in a username or two elsewhere and Feliz as in Feliz Navidad (actually nah, Feli is short for another name I used and Feliz has the same base letters)

 

[llien]

Just a name.

 

[RiccochetJ]

Back in the BBS days, I tried to register Ricochet. That didn't take. So I went with Riccochet and it took. When Xbox live took off Ricochet and Riccochet were taken. So I put a J on the end. And here we are.

 

[darkadderius]

I'd like to think that my nick is a name of an Jedi Knight - simple Dark Adderius (and Adderius is created from Adder, so there's something snake'y about him ).

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.

Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.

Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.

Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.

Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.


Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.


Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in Fnord's navel.

Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.

Fnord is the echo of silence.
Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.

Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.

Fnord is the donut hole.
Fnord is the whole donut.

Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.

Fnord is the serial number on a box of
cereal.

Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
Fnord is the yin without yang.
Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.

Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.

Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
Fnord never sleeps.
Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.

Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.

Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.

Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.

Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.

Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.


Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.

Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.

Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.

That's all well and good but you could have simply said "it's a reference to Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminatus Trilogy"

 

[Orpheum]

An Orpheum is usually a place where events like theatres take place. BAck in the day when i made my PSN account i saw it on one of my concert posters and liked the sound of it.

 

[Yoshi]

No one will ever be able to guess why I carry my username and I am unaware of the literal meaning of the word. For the former, a look at my avatar might still be helpful.

 

[Nymphae]

That's all well and good but you could have simply said "it's a reference to Robert Anton Wilson's Illuminatus Trilogy"

It is?? That book is mystifying to me, I bought it at a yard sale when I was a kid and it blew my mind, I'm not sure if it made any sense or not lol.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

It is?? That book is mystifying to me, I bought it at a yard sale when I was a kid and it blew my mind, I'm not sure if it made any sense or not lol.

I haven't gotten around to reading them yet but they've been on my radar for over a decade.

From what I know "fnord" is a word that is hidden in texts that you are brainwashed as children by the Illuminati to not consciously notice so it works as subliminal message to make you feel nervousness and fear when you "read" it.

I love that whole Discordianism, Church of Subgenius type school of thought that the Illuminatus trilogy is tied into with, you say " I'm not sure if it made any sense or not" and well, that's kinda sums up the world we live in.

I really should finally read those books one day soon.

 

[Nymphae]

I haven't gotten around to reading them yet but they've been on my radar for over a decade.

From what I know "fnord" is a word that is hidden in texts that you are brainwashed as children by the Illuminati to not consciously notice so it works as subliminal message to make you feel nervousness and fear when you "read" it.

I love that whole Discordianism, Church of Subgenius type school of thought that the Illuminatus trilogy is tied into with, you say " I'm not sure if it made any sense or not" and well, that's kinda sums up the world we live in.

I really should finally read those books one day soon.

I have the trilogy in one collected volume, I literally bought it because it because the cover was trippy lol, I tried to read it but I got maybe halfway in and stopped. Maybe I'll give it another shot. But the description makes it clear this is going to be kind of odd lol:

The name Schrödinger's Cat comes from a thought experiment in quantum mechanics. The first book, The Universe Next Door, takes place in different universes in accord with the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics; in the second, The Trick Top Hat, characters are unknowingly connected through non-locality, i.e., having once crossed paths they are joined in quantum entanglement; and the third book, The Homing Pigeons, places characters in an "observer-created universe" in which Consciousness Causes the Collapse of the wavefunction.

Taking place in Unistat, which is the novel's parallel to the United States, the novels have intertwining plots involving a wide array of characters, including:...

 

[hariseldon]

3.141 internet points for anyone who can guess where mine comes from.

 

[Nymphae]

3.141 internet points for anyone who can guess where mine comes from.

Foundation. Did not google it lol, I love that series.

Fucking love this image

 

[Nobody_Important]

I am a mid level employee in a big company. It makes me feel like I am "Nobody Important" so I kind of latched onto the name.

 

[hariseldon]

Foundation. Did not google it lol, I love that series.

You're not alone there - such an incredible series of books, though tbh I have a real love of Asimov's work in general. He's such a clever bastard. The spacer and settler books (with which of course it all merges in the later books in the series) are a hell of a lot of fun too. The ending of Foundation and Earth is pretty fucking unsettling though!

 

[Melon]

I started going by this username about six years ago. I think Melancholy is a pretty word and that's about it. Kind of edgy, but I still like it. Nowadays, though, my close friends call me Melon.

Melancholy
a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.

 

[JimiNutz]

I like nuts, it rolls off the tongue well and it allows for plenty innuendo in relation to the sucking of nuts.

Plus it used to fit back when it was cool to say outrageous shit and people didn't take life so seriously.

 

[Eyeron]

My handle back in the late 90’s/early 00’s on Counter Strike, Unreal Tournament, Battlefield, etc. was ironmick. My main WoW toon was named Eyeron and I’ve been using it since.

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

The Bloody-Nine they call me, my enemies, and there’s a lot of ’em. Always more enemies, and fewer friends. Blood gets you nothing but more blood. It follows me now, always, like my shadow, and like my shadow I can never be free of it. I should never be free of it. I’ve earned it. I’ve deserved it. I’ve sought it out. Such is my punishment.

Like

 

[Nymphae]

Like

Huh?

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

I’ve fought in three campaigns. In seven pitched battles. In countless raids and skirmishes and desperate defences, and bloody actions of every kind. I’ve fought in the driving snow, the blasting wind, the middle of the night. I’ve been fighting all my life, one enemy or another, one friend or another. I’ve known little else. I’ve seen men killed for a word, for a look, for nothing at all. A woman tried to stab me once for killing her husband, and I threw her down a well. And that’s far from the worst of it. Life used to be cheap as dirt to me. Cheaper.

I’ve fought ten single combats and I won them all, but I fought on the wrong side and for all the wrong reasons. I’ve been ruthless, and brutal, and a coward. I’ve stabbed men in the back, burned them, drowned them, crushed them with rocks, killed them asleep, unarmed, or running away. I’ve run away myself more than once. I’ve pissed myself with fear. I’ve begged for my life. I’ve been wounded, often, and badly, and screamed and cried like a baby whose mother took her tit away. I’ve no doubt the world would be a better place if I’d been killed years ago, but I haven’t been, and I don’t know why.

 

[Gander]

What's good for the Geese is good for the Gander.

Geese Howard - (2018)

 

[mindfreak191]

As a teen I was into that stupid show called Criss Angel's "Mindfreak" where he would basically perform fake street magic, I thought it would be cool to use that as a nickname, now I mostly regret it but I'm sticking with my mistake lol

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Username?

 

[KillCleanEat]

Kill an animal, clean an animal, eat an animal.

I like to think of myself as a fun guy. Here's some images to help you!

I opted out of showing a real picture of cleaning an animal. Though ridiculously common in the food industry. Some people are so far removed from how their food came to be they cannot handle the realities that took place to get their food.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Naught noice. Est. 2013

The name was just me being creative. But ever since this guy came out:

 

[cr0w]

I was a teenaged edgelord on IRC in 1997, my favorite movie was The Crow. That was taken, so I used a 0 instead. I've used it on and off since because I can't be bothered to come up with something new.

 

[Nymphae]

I was a teenaged edgelord on IRC in 1997, my favorite movie was The Crow. That was taken, so I used a 0 instead. I've used it on and off since because I can't be bothered to come up with something new.

I love that you named yourself after The Crow, yet chose the dad from A Christmas Story as your avatar

Thinking we should have an "Explain your avatar" thread as well.

 

[itslawz123]

It's basically my last name with a slight change.

 

[Scopa]

Thinking we should have an "Explain your avatar" thread as well.

I thought there was one?

 

[Nymphae]

I thought there was one?

There might be, not sure I've ever seen it.

 

[5609481]

Absolutely nothing.

 

[STI]

Subaru Tecnica International

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Tecnica_International

 

[Scopa]

There might be, not sure I've ever seen it.

I can’t find one. Guess I was wrong. I think I was thinking about the few “why don’t you have an avatar?” threads floating around.

 

[cr0w]

I love that you named yourself after The Crow, yet chose the dad from A Christmas Story as your avatar

Thinking we should have an "Explain your avatar" thread as well.

The Crow is a movie I identified with as a teenager...the Old Man is pretty much who I've turned into. Funny how that works, lol.

 

[quickwhips]

I use to race and had my own brand of intercoolers. Just my old companies name.

 

[Avasarala]

I hurriedly and shamelessly stole a character from a book (and a TV show). I am not very creative with names.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I used to watch the A-Team while growing up. Face always stood out to me as well as Hannibal, but Dirk Benedict also played Starbuck on Battlestar Galactica with Lorne Greene. New Battlestar is unwatchable for me, moving on, Dirk's influence also led to a brief stint of puffing on cigars. However, due to the fear or oral dancer or just cancer in general, I quit abruptly.
Related:

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I wish I had some amazing story.

I was made the same way many of my brothers and sisters are.

I have some stink to me as many of brothers and sisters do.

We are Cheese and are also Musky

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I wish I had some amazing story.

I was made the same way many of my brothers and sisters are.

I have some stink to me as many of brothers and sisters do.

We are Cheese and are also Musky

 

[haxan7]

Subaru Tecnica International

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subaru_Tecnica_International

and here I thought it meant venereal disease

 

[Macapala]

My brother use to call me Macapala. No idea how he came up with it or what it means (if there is a meaning?). It could be an insult for all I know.

 

[farmerboy]

I'm really not fond of mine, as I think it's rather lame. Picked it on a whim when signing up to PSN and decided to keep using it on GAF and ERA.

Anyway, I am a farmer so it comes from that.

 

[Porcile]

It's a Pier Paolo Pasolini film.

 

[Artemis_Entreri]

My username is a book character from ice wind Dale collection.