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[Melon]

Alright you degenerates let's see how impure you are. Also please, for the love of God, just say the percentage -- I don't want to know all the nasty shit you've done. The lower your score the more of a walking dumpster fire you are. Also, one more thing......try not to bully people too much about their scores. I'm all for minor bullying, but just don't take it too far kthx.

Anyway here's the link


My score/percentage was....DRUM-ROLL PLEASE







23

 

[CyberPanda]

87

 

[Elcid]

26. I'm a disgusting piece of shit.

 

[haxan7]

29

 

[kingbean]

58

 

[Halo is Back]

42 I thought it would be lower

 

[Halo is Back]

87

you goodie two shoes

 

[Shelbutt]

54
Going into this I was like "huehue I'm not pure at all" ....I realize now I'm not as bad as I thought lmfao
Think a lot of the reason it's so high is I've only been with the BF and I don't drink/smoke/etc o.o
also LOL at question "69:?"

 

[Weilthain]

26

 

[Weilthain]

26. I'm a disgusting piece of shit.

I guess I am as well

Spoiler

we're brothers now

 

[StormCell]

This thing is bunk. My score...

47

I did almost all these things with my wife!!

 

[888]

29. I checked off almost everything except the jail stuff and more of the crazy things at the bottom.

 

[kingbean]

I just want to know who has been fucking animals around here.

 

[888]

I just want to know who has been fucking animals around here.

I can proudly say I ain’t checking that box. Now if there was a box asking if animals have watched me have sex then sure.

 

[kingbean]

I can proudly say I ain’t checking that box. Now if there was a box asking if animals have watched me have sex then sure.

I remember a time when I was talking to a friend of mine about another friend confessing to me that he likes getting pegged. This must have been like 2007ish. My mom over heard a bit of it and asked what it was that was so weird that he did. Then she got real quiet and asked if he has sex with animals and me and my friend just busted out laughing. We were in a McDonald's at the time and we got some funny looks.

Good times.

I've never had sex with an animal in the room, it's too weird to me.

 

[888]

I remember a time when I was talking to a friend of mine about another friend confessing to me that he likes getting pegged. This must have been like 2007ish. My mom over heard a bit of it and asked what it was that was so weird that he did. Then she got real quiet and asked if he has sex with animals and me and my friend just busted out laughing. We were in a McDonald's at the time and we got some funny looks.

Good times.

I've never had sex with an animal in the room, it's too weird to me.

Yeah. Some people have weird kinks. No one needs to mess with an animal tho.

And yeah I’ve had dogs and cats watch and even jump on the bed to sleep. I’m always like dude. Gtfo.

 

[Elcid]

I guess I am as well

Spoiler

we're brothers now

Haha was just going to say, "brother?" then I saw the spoiler.

 

[Threeshotgamer]

I demand a recount

 

[Mista]

Your score:
72

Excuse me what? The higher the better right?

 

[CyberPanda]

Your score:
72

Excuse me what? The higher the better right?

Yes, means you are more pure.

 

[Melon]

Your score:
72

Excuse me what? The higher the better right?

It means you're not degenerative trash like me , so I'd say so, yeah.

 

[Mista]

Yes, means you are more pure.

It means you're not degenerative trash like me , so I'd say so, yeah.

Oh baby. What a man I am

 

[CyberPanda]

Oh baby. What a man I am

Hubba hubba.

 

[Shifty]

53, read 'em and weep.

 

[Ownage]

All of them except no STIs or homo.

 

[Threeshotgamer]

All of them except no STIs or homo.

Um how bout them last 2..................

 

[Shifty]

All of them except no STIs or homo.

 

[kingbean]

All of them except no STIs or homo.

We found the animal fucker!

Everyone point and judge.

 

[Threeshotgamer]

We found the animal fucker!

Everyone point and judge.

"Yo, this dudes not one of us he said he'd fuck a sheep!!!"

 

[Duellist]

18

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

I’m as pure as the driven snow, if the driven snow did anal.

 

[Ownage]

Um how bout them last 2..................

Yo didn't see those last two.

Nah, man.

LMAO.

 

[ClanOfNone]

25.

I'm old, and I've seen some shit

 

[TacosNSalsa]

100...pure As the driven f*cking snow b*itches

 

[Insane Metal]

48... not too bad I guess

 

[haxan7]

100...pure As the driven f*cking snow b*itches

Ahjumbie irl:

 

[King of Foxes]

18

Me also

 

[John Day]

47, i’m such an average nobody.

 

[Halo is Back]

100...pure As the driven f*cking snow b*itches

bro you never even mastubated?

 

[Thurible]

96

bro you never even mastubated?

What's wrong with that?

 

[Kamina]

This thing is bunk. My score...

47

I did almost all these things with my wife!!

Same score here.

Doing many of those with my wife
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[KillCleanEat]

1 9

Woof. I'm a nasty mother fucker.

 

[cormack12]

Your score:
18

 

[Osukaa]

Your score:
24

Damn... guess i've done some pretty wild things.
No regrets!!...

(well ok maybe a couple of regrets)

 

[Osukaa]

53, read 'em and weep.

53... come on Shifty my mortal enemy cant be that .... wait... oh god.. That means all this time you've been the hero and i'm the villain ... Damn this feels so wrong now

 

[InterMusketeer]

94. I'm pure and ready to be tainted.

 

[Woo-Fu]

My score is half my age. Do the math.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

81

 

[TacosNSalsa]

bro you never even mastubated?

Honestly, something went wrong submitting and so I just said a 100 and didn't get around to taking it again ..

I've done some DDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBB shit before so I have to say I'm impressed I made it to 40 without getting an STD and only getting my jawbroken and stabbed once (to be fair they happened at the same time so they should't even count!)

 

[Halo is Back]

96


What's wrong with that?

Nothing wrong with it also nothing wrong with masturbation