Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Not gonna lie I would watch this by myself on an early saturday matinee and go day drink afterwards.
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“Charlie’s Angels” - 2019, starring Kristen Stewart and Naomi Scott
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Not gonna lie I would watch this by myself on an early saturday matinee and go day drink afterwards.
Mahadev
Member
What is this complete and utter trash?
ps. Yeah, you saw it, I'm bringing the old neogaf smiley back
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
“Know Before You Go”
yeahokaywhatever
Member
My mom (who is a "person of color", mind you) loved the original TV show growing up. She saw the trailer for this and called to tell me that they made of the angels black and she isn't going to watch it. 
It just looks bad, regardless of politics.
It just looks bad, regardless of politics.
Dirk Benedict
Member
This bomb is going to flop.
Lokimaru
Member
Kinda ironic he calls these movies trash yet without them he would exist as he is now.Obligatory
Schrödinger's cat
Banned
Charlie's Angels: What did the critics think?
The verdict is in for Elizabeth Banks's latest action film in the Charlie's Angels franchise.
www.bbc.co.uk
BBC website makes a point of starting with the most negative reviews so that they can close out with the theme of it getting a positive reception.
In spite of guff like this:
thequestion
Member
One thing I know in life and it is this: Neogaf loves Charlie’s Angels - how dare they mess with our most sacred franchise!!!
3 pages dedicated to this mess, is 3 pages too many - who gives an f? IMO every post on gaf should be dedicated to the awesomeness of the 1st episode of the Mandalorian. We actually got something made with the fans in mind - in 2019!!! That’s incredible!
3 pages dedicated to this mess, is 3 pages too many - who gives an f? IMO every post on gaf should be dedicated to the awesomeness of the 1st episode of the Mandalorian. We actually got something made with the fans in mind - in 2019!!! That’s incredible!
kunonabi
Member
Bad reviews, bad trailer, an awful director, and the film's obvious agenda will have that effect.
TUROK
Member
Most of the reviews are positive, moron.
Charlie's Angels | Rotten Tomatoes
Elena Houghlin is a scientist, engineer and inventor of Calisto -- a sustainable energy source that will revolutionize the way people use power. But when the cutting edge technology falls into the wrong hands, Elena turns to the Townsend Agency for help. Now, it's up to the Angels -- Jane...
www.rottentomatoes.com
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cryptoadam
Banned
Charlie's Angels: What did the critics think?
The verdict is in for Elizabeth Banks's latest action film in the Charlie's Angels franchise.www.bbc.co.uk
BBC website makes a point of starting with the most negative reviews so that they can close out with the theme of it getting a positive reception.
In spite of guff like this:
Wasn't the original "feminist" ? I mean the 3 stars were ass kicking women. And why climate change? Its supposed to be a spy/action movie, not Greta's biography.
Anyways to the bomba bin with you. I am shocked its actually hitting the cinema figured this would be straight to streaming fair.
Can't wait for its failure to be blamed on misgynoist toxic males.
brap
Banned
Ok NOW I'm looking forward to this
kunonabi
Member
‘Ford v Ferrari’ Wins Weekend B.O. Race With $31M+ As ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Finds No Salvation With $8M+ Start – Sunday Update
Ford v Ferrari put $2.1 million in the tank from Thursday box office previews, while Charlie's Angels earned $900,000.
deadline.com
900k Thursday previews for CA with tepid audience response on track for a poor 10-12 million opening.
Rotten rating and 51 metacritic score probably wont help matters although I could still see an audience show up for it.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Ok NOW I'm looking forward to this
Now this is podracing.
Captain Zyrain
Member
I forgot this was coming out.
Naomi Scott is super-duper-hot so I will probably see this at some point, but man.. the trailers make it look ridiculously terrible. Anyone here seen it yet to give a real opinion? I tend to enjoy shit movies as long as they're entertaining/fun to watch.
Naomi Scott is super-duper-hot so I will probably see this at some point, but man.. the trailers make it look ridiculously terrible. Anyone here seen it yet to give a real opinion? I tend to enjoy shit movies as long as they're entertaining/fun to watch.
Xaero Gravity
NEXT LEVEL lame™
My wife's boyfriend took her to see it and she loved it.
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
There's no reason that it couldn't make $0. There's no guarantee it makes its money back.
Elizabeth Banks is pretty hot.
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GreyHorace
Member
Elizabeth Banks made ‘Charlie’s Angels’ to celebrate women at work
No Ms. Banks. I don't owe you jack shit. I'll decide when to part with my hard earned money to watch your film once you make it interesting for me to watch. And before you accuse me of being a sexist pig, you should know I've watched numerous movies starring and directed by women. Such as Wonder Woman, Zero Dark Thirty, Something's Gotta Give, When Harry Met Sally, and even crap like Frozen.
Asking for empathy from us men to go see your stupid movie strikes me as begging because you don't think you have what it takes to make a film that could catch an audience's interest. We watch movies for entertainment and as an escape, not as an apology to women. Like I said, we owe you jack shit.
No Ms. Banks. I don't owe you jack shit. I'll decide when to part with my hard earned money to watch your film once you make it interesting for me to watch. And before you accuse me of being a sexist pig, you should know I've watched numerous movies starring and directed by women. Such as Wonder Woman, Zero Dark Thirty, Something's Gotta Give, When Harry Met Sally, and even crap like Frozen.
Asking for empathy from us men to go see your stupid movie strikes me as begging because you don't think you have what it takes to make a film that could catch an audience's interest. We watch movies for entertainment and as an escape, not as an apology to women. Like I said, we owe you jack shit.
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brap
Banned
More men are better at directing than woman. You don't get a free pass because you have a vagina. Women can make great films too it just seems like there's less of them out there.Elizabeth Banks made ‘Charlie’s Angels’ to celebrate women at work
No Ms. Banks. I don't owe you jack shit. I'll decide when to part with my hard earned money to watch your film once you make it interesting for me to watch. And before you excuse me of being a sexist pig, you should know I've watched numerous movies starring and directed by women. Such as Wonder Woman, Zero Dark Thirty, Something's Gotta Give, When Harry Met Sally, and even crap like Frozen.
Asking for empathy from us men to go see your stupid movie strikes me as begging because you don't think you have what it takes to make a film that could catch an audience's interest. We watch movies for entertainment and as an escape, not as an apology to women. Like I said, we owe you jack shit.
Slumber Party Massacre was hella lit bro. Directed by a feminist too.
GreyHorace
Member
Never seen this. Not much of a slasher movie fan to be honest.
brap
Banned
It's pretty over the top and kinda funny. Not an amazing movie or anything but tons of nudity and dumb stuff. Would definitely get called sexist, misogynistic, etc today but back then it was feminist.
-Arcadia-
Banned
This is the entire problem. Making movies is hard. It’s much harder when you have to balance putting an agenda on screen, with actual storytelling.
As far as “making business sense”, well, with a 10 million dollar failure of an opening, yeah, it turns out that appalling everyone but your circle of Hollywood elites isn’t exactly a good strategy either.
KingGhidorah
Banned
The movie flops big time.
I enjoy seeing all these feminist projects go bust
I enjoy seeing all these feminist projects go bust
Hoya Destroyer
Member
That black chick is pretty hot... and tall.
Im not into girl power movies though. Im sure the ladies will love it.
Im not into girl power movies though. Im sure the ladies will love it.
cryptoadam
Banned
Go woke go broke.
And the originals starred woman but wasnt woke and they made money.
Add another to the pile.
And the originals starred woman but wasnt woke and they made money.
Add another to the pile.
Petrae
Member
Boo-hoo. Crying that men won’t see your girl power movie isn’t going to generate sympathy from them. We fucking saw this movie already, more than a decade ago. Nobody asked for Charlie’s Angels to come back... again.
The trailers looked bad. The dialogue was atrocious. The action wasn’t interesting. Most importantly, the film comes off as a try-hard feminist power fantasy that was always destined to have a niche audience.
Banks made what she wanted to make, like Paul Feig did with Ghostbusters or Rian Johnson did with The Last Jedi. Now she has to live with the fact that not everyone is going to like or even care about her vision. Also, like Feig and Johnson, she’s learned to bitch about her failing publicly instead of just accepting that her vision didn’t connect with the masses like she wanted... because of the damned, dirty men.
The trailers looked bad. The dialogue was atrocious. The action wasn’t interesting. Most importantly, the film comes off as a try-hard feminist power fantasy that was always destined to have a niche audience.
Banks made what she wanted to make, like Paul Feig did with Ghostbusters or Rian Johnson did with The Last Jedi. Now she has to live with the fact that not everyone is going to like or even care about her vision. Also, like Feig and Johnson, she’s learned to bitch about her failing publicly instead of just accepting that her vision didn’t connect with the masses like she wanted... because of the damned, dirty men.
Birdo
Banned
LaughingStock
Member
If these all women movies had some nudity men would watch it.
KingGhidorah
Banned
8M opening weekend and it's bombing in international market too.........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
with 50M production budget and another 50M marketing, this movie will have to make 150M to break even, it's not coming nowhere near that
deadline.com
Let SJW Hollywood choke on their own shit, fuck movies with social agenda
with 50M production budget and another 50M marketing, this movie will have to make 150M to break even, it's not coming nowhere near that
How ‘Charlie’s Angels’ Fell From Grace At The Box Office With An $8M+ Opening
Updated with Sunday figures: In the wake of Terminator: Dark Fate’s failure at the B.O., and Paramount’s recent decision to make Beverly Cops 4 for Netflix, we have the further breakdown of cinema IP in Sony‘s Charlie’s Angels reboot, which is tanking with a God-awful $8.6M domestic opening...
deadline.com
Let SJW Hollywood choke on their own shit, fuck movies with social agenda
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DeepEnigma
Gold Member
super blew it with those castings
Is that Zach Morris? Sweet, hope Kelly Kapowski is in this porn parody!
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JareBear: Remastered
Banned
To think, out of all the movie discussions I try to start, the only one that actually went anywhere is this steaming pile of crap film.