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[and 3 others]

Well, I find myself in quite a quandary, and need a little advice. Long story short, I'm getting up in the years, 37 to be exact. Now I find myself wrestling with something. A new girl has started at my work, and she's insanely attractive. She did however, just turn 19. She's said everything short of, let's go fuck. Now, I'm conflicted, because of the stigma of age gap. Would we have anything in common. What if we started dating? Thoughts, or advice?

 

[triplestation]

HIT THAT SHIT GOOD

 

[GymWolf]

At least try to understand if the chick is okay with the brain before fucking her.

Did she gonna think of you as a friend with benefits or a boyfriend? Can she make you uncomfortable at work?? Etc.

I know that is hard to wait, but don't risk to fuck you work life just for some pussy.

 

[womfalcs3]

No girl just starts work and asks new co-workers to go fuck. Then you add the "insanely attractive" point, which means she can have any guy she wants. I call bullshit.

 

[ROMhack]

In common? I dunno without knowing the both of you but I, at 30, find it insanely annoying talking to people (see: girls) below the age of 25, let alone 19.

Good luck to you.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Just fuck her and be a man.

 

[Papa]

In common? I dunno without knowing the both of you but I, at 30, find it insanely annoying talking to people (see: girls) below the age of 25, let alone 19.

Good luck to you.

Why are you talking to them

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

A new girl has started at my work. She's said everything short of, let's go fuck.

Either your game is off the chain, in which case congrats!

Or... a very young new girl started at your work and she's already searching for rungs of the ladder to trib so she can get ahead.

 

[bitbydeath]

Eh, worry about that later. You’re not asking to marry her.

 

[King of Foxes]

Do nothing, dont fuck people at work.

 

[JimmyRustler]

IMO the age gap itself is not so much of a problem but the conflict in interest and mindset. I once dated a girl that was 10 years younger than me and it just didn't really work. Life experiance and all.

This might not matter as much as both men and women get older but with her being 19... Dude, what do you think you'll do with the girl? You might have good sex but what else?

So yeah... If you have a chance to bang her, do it, but then move on.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Yes you wont have much if anything in common.

Dont worry shell teach you grandpa.

And then drop your ass when she realizes you cant party all night with her on weeknights, arent on certain social media that she is, and dont know what the certain acronyms are.

But all thats beside the point i guess... the original intent is to have sex once with her.

 

[Cunth]

"Can you show me how to work the photocopier?"
"S-sure"


Later on neogaf: "bitch wants to fuck"

 

[-YFC-]

You ain't gonna marry the girl, so go for it. Hit that like there's no tomorrow.

 

[and 3 others]

No girl just starts work and asks new co-workers to go fuck. Then you add the "insanely attractive" point, which means she can have any guy she wants. I call bullshit.

To clarify, shes worked her for almost 2 months, and we've been flirting a lot. I know I could have her if I pull the trigger. But like someone else said, don't fuck people you work with. Which is what I'm probably gonna go with. Also note, I'm not in a position to further her career. My rational mind tells me not to, but that goes out the window when I look at her.

 

[daemissary]

As a 35 year old who was just dating a gal who was 22 up until last week...definitely go for it.

The age gap stigma is dumb to begin with but it really only applies if you’re in a serious relationship. And if you ever develop actual feelings where you really wanna be serious with this chick, then I promise...you’ll care about the stigma even less then.

 

[triplestation]

To clarify, shes worked her for almost 2 months, and we've been flirting a lot. I know I could have her if I pull the trigger. But like someone else said, don't fuck people you work with. Which is what I'm probably gonna go with. Also note, I'm not in a position to further her career. My rational mind tells me not to, but that goes out the window when I look at her.

 

[Super Mario]

The only thing you two will have in common, is how good sex feels. Do it. Who knows how many times you'll get the opportunity to nail a hot, young, girl. If you get more, take those too.

I always disagree with blanket "don't sleep with anyone at work statements". There are definitely some scenarios where you just don't. Like if you have a good job you wouldn't want to lose, and sleeping with subordinates. That's a no-no. However, if you're all peers, or don't even really work that close together, do it. Work hookups have been some of the best for me. It's a lot easier too.

 

[Knch]

She did however, just turn 19.

Sounds legal.

She's said everything short of, let's go fuck.

Sounds like a yes.

Now, I'm conflicted, because of the stigma of age gap.

The stigma of banging a hot young girl that's into you? Apparently...

Would we have anything in common. What if we started dating?

Who cares? (x2)

Thoughts, or advice?

Go for it or be ridiculed by all of Gaf (except for TrainedRage , he's not allowed, for reasons)

 

[E-Cat]

Go for it, taste the forbidden fruit. She will be turned on by fucking an older man, as well.

 

[Ornlu]

WTF you asking us for, man? The only thing you should be asking us is "So I've been banging this lady at work who's younger than me; but she isn't into gaming. How can I get her into it?"

 

[nush]

Thoughts, or advice?

Let me give you some first-hand experience advice relevant to your quandary.

The default response is; Don't fuck people you work with, it's messy when it does not work out. Foretold is forewarned.

So moving on, because it's on a plate for you and it would be a shame to waste it.

It's basically a "Hit it and quit it" setup, except she'll be the one doing the quitting. Don't get in any way attached, you're just some DILF dick for her to play with for the ego boost. Then one day maybe within a month she'll just decide out of the blue she "Can't see you anymore" or any variant of that reasoning. Now I knew this going in the first time and I can't remember where I knew this from, it might have been a soap opera storyline. But they ALL do this, they are super into you and then suddenly they are not. Which is great if you didn't get attached because it's a get out of jail free card.

If you bang, try to keep it on the lowdown because the default thinking people have is that as you are an older guy you MUST have creeped on her where as the reality is this type of young girl is basically throwing the pussy at you. Unfortunately she WONT keep it on the lowdown and it's bragging rights for her she banged an older guy.

Godspeed.

 

[MastAndo]

Normally, yes, but don't shit where you eat. It's rarely worth it.

 

[H4ze]

Show her your smash skills on the Switch!

 

[Rat Rage]

Well, I find myself in quite a quandary, and need a little advice. Long story short, I'm getting up in the years, 37 to be exact. Now I find myself wrestling with something. A new girl has started at my work, and she's insanely attractive. She did however, just turn 19. She's said everything short of, let's go fuck. Now, I'm conflicted, because of the stigma of age gap. Would we have anything in common. What if we started dating? Thoughts, or advice?

Life is too short to be concerned about something as meaningless as age gab. She is an adult and you are an adult. You both should give each other a good time and be happy.

Enjoy life.

 

[and 3 others]

Show her your smash skills on the Switch!

Never played a Smash game or even own a Switch.

 

[H4ze]

Never played a Smash game or even own a Switch.

Oh well, then I ran out of ideas, therefore I'd say, smash her But only if you are sure, that she is alright in the head.

 

[and 3 others]

Oh well, then I ran out of ideas, therefore I'd say, smash her But only if you are sure, that she is alright in the head.

Fuck it, I'll take her up on her offer to "see her new apartment". Later fellow Chads!

 

[daemissary]

Fuck it, I'll take her up on her offer to "see her new apartment". Later fellow Chads!

Good luck man. Take an energy drink.

 

[Nester99]

You only live once.

Use a condom.
Are you ok with finding a new job?

you won’t have anything in common so don’t fall in love.

 

[Slayer-33]

"Just do IT!"

 

[StormCell]

Wow. GAF never ceases to make me feel more normal.

To clarify, when you are in your 30s you do need to start to come to terms with the fact that, unless she is instigating the flirting, it can be considered downright creepy for a mid-30s guy to be prowling after 20 year olds.

I mean, GAF, do you remember that Natalie Portman story where she totally labeled Moby as a creep when they were buddying around when she was 19?

 

[teezzy]

Is that you in your avatar and 3 others ?

 

[daemissary]

Wow. GAF never ceases to make me feel more normal.

To clarify, when you are in your 30s you do need to start to come to terms with the fact that, unless she is instigating the flirting, it can be considered downright creepy for a mid-30s guy to be prowling after 20 year olds.

I mean, GAF, do you remember that Natalie Portman story where she totally labeled the dude from They Might Be Giants as a bit of a creep when they were buddying around when she was 19?

Uh, did you even read his post? It seems pretty clear that she is the one initiating the flirting.

 

[TaySan]

1. Don't shit where you eat

2. Do you want a relationship or something casual?

 

[StormCell]

Uh, did you even read his post? It seems pretty clear that she is the one initiating the flirting.

Yes, I'm aware of all that. My post is more affirming his concern.

I'm sure OP is man enough to handle whatever will follow, though.

BTW, I like your avatar. I'm currently in re-watching season 3.

 

[and 3 others]

Uh, did you even read his post? It seems pretty clear that she is the one initiating the flirting.

It was a mutual flirting.

 

[Raven117]

Horrible idea.

I’m also close to your age.

One, don’t hook up with people at work. Two, especially ones you can’t legally buy a drink for.

Keep it in your pants. The rest of you will thank you profusely when you see her try this with someone else and wrecks that poor guy.

 

[Goro Majima]

Let me give you some first-hand experience advice relevant to your quandary.

The default response is; Don't fuck people you work with, it's messy when it does not work out. Foretold is forewarned.

So moving on, because it's on a plate for you and it would be a shame to waste it.

It's basically a "Hit it and quit it" setup, except she'll be the one doing the quitting. Don't get in any way attached, you're just some DILF dick for her to play with for the ego boost. Then one day maybe within a month she'll just decide out of the blue she "Can't see you anymore" or any variant of that reasoning. Now I knew this going in the first time and I can't remember where I knew this from, it might have been a soap opera storyline. But they ALL do this, they are super into you and then suddenly they are not. Which is great if you didn't get attached because it's a get out of jail free card.

If you bang, try to keep it on the lowdown because the default thinking people have is that as you are an older guy you MUST have creeped on her where as the reality is this type of young girl is basically throwing the pussy at you. Unfortunately she WONT keep it on the lowdown and it's bragging rights for her she banged an older guy.

Godspeed.

Excellent post and completely mirrors all my thoughts.

Especially the part where your coworkers and supervisors will think of you just a little differently if and when they find out. That’s a little nuance to seriously consider if you like your job and see it as a long term thing.

Also remember the old rule to not stick your dick in crazy. Girls that age that go for men of our age aren’t always the most stable.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

*Few days later*

OP: "I have full-blown AIDS......AMA!"

 

[Barnabot]

hit that pussy if you want..

 

[and 3 others]

Is that you in your avatar and 3 others ?

I'd kill myself if I looked like DSP!

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Get her fired first.

 

[and 3 others]

Get her fired first.

That has crossed my mind.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Hard for me to offer any sort relevant input as I have never been in this spot. My first instinct is 37 year old dude. 19 year old chick, seems sketchy, but it's legal and if she's down for it, then I guess who am I judge?

Play on, Playa?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

marginally safer to wait till shes 21

 

[Stilton Disco]

When it comes to dating, half your age rounding up plus 6 years always works pretty well as a safe guideline.

If you're just going to screw around though, who cares as long as it's legal and consensual.

 

[and 3 others]

marginally safer to wait till shes 21

Elaborate please. I'm looking for any reason not to.

 

[Faenrir]

You can try, she might seem immature to you but maybe she isn't. And you can teach her a lot of things...
However, she might not want to settle or plan long term so don't jump in too hard or you'll be crushed.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Not gonna lie, OP's story has me sweating already, and I just ate mom's spaghetti!