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Controversial Cover of Newsweek: "Are You Ready to Eat Jellyfish?"

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I have a couple bags in the fridge. Good stuff with some sesame oil, soy sauce, and chilies.
 
"Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat jellyfish?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of jellyfish to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both jellyfish and oysters."

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"Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat jellyfish?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of jellyfish to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both jellyfish and oysters."

This went right over my head first time I saw it.
 
Jellyfish is fine. Honestly, if you told me it was some sort of noodle I'd believe you. I like the cabbage and stuff they usually serve on the bottom too.

It's reminds me of how Americans are so afraid to see that their food was alive once. Like I brought a friend to a Chinese restaurant and the fact that the chicken came with the head terrified the piss out of him.
 
I'd try it, but that presentation isn't doing it any favors.

Octopus wasn't too bad or at least I think it was baby Octopus when I tried it. But you gotta turn your mind off from nagging "OMG <insert unconventional food here>! EW!!!!!" to stomach these things the first few times, I wager.

Also for the record: While I'll eat eggs, I don't really care to.

It's reminds me of how Americans are so afraid to see that their food was alive once. Like I brought a friend to a Chinese restaurant and the fact that the chicken came with the head terrified the piss out of him.

Yeah, see, that's the presentation thing I'm talking about. Just why would you serve the chicken head along with the rest of the chicken?
 
I'll give it a try but I'm pretty particular about food textures. Some things that taste amazing have a totally off-putting texture and I just can't stomach them.
 
And why is this a headline? Are there dozens of legit Chinese restaraunts opening up somewhere?

The way the headline reads sounds like its going to be shoved down people's throats or something.

Sharkfin soup is godlike.
 
Love to eat sea food with tentacles ... but never tasted jellyfish ... wonders how muhc it tastes like jelly....
But ..

How I can tell I'm not quite awake yet: I read this as "I love to eat sea food with testicles..."

shidoshi: "Excuse me?
Platy: "You know, like octopus? Testicles?"
shidoshi: "Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big Difference."
 
Jellyfish is awesome, very easy to eat. Sometimes restaurants make it too salty though.

Now sea cucumbers on the other hand... I had one experience with it and it was not good. I'd like to hear if there are good sea cucumber dishes that are not offensive.
 
Jelly fish sliced up into strips mixed with some sesame oil and sesame seeds with a bit of vinegar is the pretty awesome.
 
It is always so funny hearing how people haven't tried x food. Living in a multicultural city stuff like this is just common. I have a co worker who didn't try sushi until they were 21 and didn't have fish until they were 16.
 
GAF surprises me sometimes. I thought for sure this thread would be about Obama and Newsweek having a really fucking stupid headline after I saw the picture.

Instead, it went ignored. Nice.

I will never, ever eat a jelly fish. Gross.
 
GAF surprises me sometimes. I thought for sure this thread would be about Obama and Newsweek having a really fucking stupid headline after I saw the picture.

Instead, it went ignored. Nice.

I will never, ever eat a jelly fish. Gross.

The funny thing is that you will and you won't even know. Someone will take you to Chinese one day and you will see what looks like noodles and you will try them and like them.
 
The funny thing is that you will and you won't even know. Someone will take you to Chinese one day and you will see what looks like noodles and you will try them and like them.

Great now you have me afraid to eat chinese =D.
 
I heard Mitt Romney was really bad about not eating his vegetables growing up. Probably a picky eater. I doubt he likes jellyfish.


Rainbow halo, even?
You mean those bioluminescent jellyfish? I'm not sure if I would trust that. I think they're just talking about normal jellyfish.
 
GAF surprises me sometimes. I thought for sure this thread would be about Obama and Newsweek having a really fucking stupid headline after I saw the picture.

Instead, it went ignored. Nice.

I will never, ever eat a jelly fish. Gross.

You actually think that people read op's?
 
I'm oddly the exact same way. It's a shame, I feel like I'm missing out on an entire food group, so to speak.

I'm the same way. I have at times visited my mom's house and complained that it smelled like fish only to be told she cooked some the previous day. Sometimes I lose my appetite from smelling seafood from a nearby table in a restaurant. It's frustrating.
 
I thought jellyfish were like 90% water. I'm surprised that there's something left after cooking them

Damn, beat me to it!

I guess the jellyfish thing is getting a little played out though. What's the deal with Netflix going Hollywood?
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Wow really? I can't imagine not liking seafood.

Garlic shrimp....mmmmm....*drool*

Yeah. I mean, every so often now people will be like you have to try this or that seafood, and every single time I come away sick to my stomach. This one time I was offered some Tilapia, and I vomited all over the floor after one bite.

My theory is it has something to do with the smell of preparation, or in seafood places. I can't take that fucking fishy smell. When someone is cooking seafood I can always automatically tell even before I'm told, and that is usually enough to make my stomach turn.

Other than Tuna Fish with mayo, which I've been able to keep down, and that one time I had a swordfish wrap I could stomach, I've never been able to enjoy seafood. My sister buys that shrimp platter and starts eating them, but to me that's the worst. The smell, fuckin' hell, and then the way they feel..all slimy and slick and shit. Fuck it, no way!

I'm oddly the exact same way. It's a shame, I feel like I'm missing out on an entire food group, so to speak.

Yeah, I hear some fish is pretty good if you have the tastebuds for it. So far I do not :(
 
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