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[MWS Natural]

I love when black guys show up Japanese porn.

Japanese porn is terrible.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Japanese porn is terrible.

Yeah you have to have a tetris fetish to really enjoy it.

 

[ReiGun]

Japanese porn is terrible.

It's pretty hot all the way till the actual sex. Then it's like, "...Welp. This is disappointing."

 

[Slayven]

Japanese porn is terrible.

They try, I give them that. I wish American porn would do shit like take 15 virgins and send them on vacation with 15 porn stars.

 

[Slayven]

You 80s babies better chime in

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=491012

 

[Parallax]

Gym was closed ffs. So I received a message on fb from a lurker here ssying neogaf was trying to contact my family. I really appreciate the concern but me and my mum haven't talked in a few months because of my choices and I think she'd have a heart attack if someone called her asking what happened to me.

I feel bad though. I honestly had no idea you guys were concerned for me. I came on neogaf once in the past few months during E3 but that was it. So much has happened since March, my life has considerably changed.

I've got a lot to write up so could you guys hold on till Friday. I only have an iPad now and my gf will bring her laptop then. Some things that happened

- I live in Japan permanently now
- Yes a Yakuza dude was after me
- I got some girls pregnant
- contracted my first STDs
- did some acting/model/dj work
- Met a lot of cool people.

Some other stuff but I'll write about it all on Friday. Any of you guys live in Japan?

holy fucking shit dude. the one time i leave for the night you return with this? its good to see youre ok though

 

[Onemic]

Well at least I know I wont be gunned down by Yakuza when I go to teach there next year....hopefully

 

[zero_suit]

Guys I'm goin to the gym now so when i come back I'll explain.

I got word and really, thanks for your concern =)

He lives!!!

 

[Slayven]

Mufusa's return is a sign. The Great Chicken Wars are at hand. Winter is coming and the biscuits are cold.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Mufusa's return is a sign. The Great Chicken Wars are at hand. Winter is coming and the biscuits are cold.

Must be KFC biscuits then

/itbegins

 

[Parallax]

Mufusa's return is a sign. The Great Chicken Wars are at hand. Winter is coming and the biscuits are cold.

war never changes, but a new battle over struggle chicken will seep out of bc gaf

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Mufusa's return is a sign. The Great Chicken Wars are at hand. Winter is coming and the biscuits are cold.

I don't know which side to join, I had some pretty bad popeyes last week and I'm still bitter

 

[GhettoGamer]

Just tried that spicy honey mustard from popeyes, thats what heaven must taste like

 

[ReiGun]

Mufusa's return is a sign. The Great Chicken Wars are at hand. Winter is coming and the biscuits are cold.

Count me out. I'll no longer have a part in this constant debate over chicken. Surely, we are above such...

Must be KFC biscuits then

/itbegins

You bastard. On me, my KFC brothers.

Deshi Deshi, Basara Basara.

 

[akira28]

Do they not sell condoms in Japan?

big dikku.


edit:

ok, I nominate him for the tag "Big in Japan"

 

[Gorillaz]

Mufusa's Story sounds like a possible script to The Hangover Part 3.


It's a little scary however how you spoke plural bout the pregnancy tho. Glad to hear your safe tho.

EDIT: FINALLY members status wooo.

 

[Calcaneus]

What do you guys think of Patrice O'neal?

He's probably my favorite comedian ever. But it isn't really because of his stand up. Don't get me wrong its very good, but what made me a fan was listening to him on O&A. He could come up with the funniest ideas and jokes right on the spot. I could probably link to dozens of great bits he was a part of.

Without him, the show is shit. Its become less of a comedy show and more of a "whining millionaires have dumb opinions about everything" show. Not that Patrice didn't have his shitty moments, but he was a lot better about actually listening to people.

 

[B1gg_Randall]

Guys I'm goin to the gym now so when i come back I'll explain.

I got word and really, thanks for your concern =)

OH SHIT!!! He's back..

 

[Alligatorjandro]

There should be a cookout for Mufasa.

Like when someone comes home from jail.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

There should be a cookout for Mufasa.

Like when someone comes home from jail.

Who's making the potato salad? I want to see a pic of them before I even touch the potato salad

 

[Professor Beef]

If there are no ribs at said cookout I'm boycotting it.

 

[Mononofu]

Yikes @ FreeMufasa. Glad he's not dead.

 

[The Faceless Master]

i'll cook, but i'm not eating.

 

[Professor Beef]

i'll cook, but i'm not eating.

You're a better man than me. I hate cooking food I'm not gonna eat.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Make sure we got some dominos and playing cards.

 

[The Faceless Master]

You're a better man than me. I hate cooking food I'm not gonna eat.

i've gotten used to it in the past month plus. i made some banana pancakes that smelled FUCKING AMAZING the other day, and it was confirmed by all who ate them.

 

[Professor Beef]

Make sure we got some dominos and playing cards.

Make sure you bring cash, fellas. I don't take checks.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'll bring the paper plates.

 

[The Faceless Master]

I'll bring the paper plates.

if i'm cooking, we're gonna need styrofoam plates minimum. or those hard coated paper plates...

 

[Devolution]

Learn something new on gaf everyday

The above may or may not be sarcasm

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Learn something new on gaf everyday

The above may or may not be sarcasm

In highschool I knew kids in strange denial of meth's toll because they and people they knew did it every now and then. A close friend of mine did it once and still denies it's "all that bad."

 

[DrFunk]

I'll bring the paper plates.

Bringing potato salad here

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I got the plastic silverware

 

[Devolution]

I'll bring the paper plates.

I got the plastic silverware

Cheap ass muthafuckas.

 

[Professor Beef]

Don't be hating on paper plates. I've got dishes that haven't been used thanks to those things.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Cheap ass muthafuckas.

nah, if it's more than 8 people eating, and they ain't close family... not. doing. dishes.

 

[Devolution]

Don't be hating on paper plates. I've got dishes that haven't been used thanks to those things.

nah, if it's more than 8 people eating, and they ain't close family... not. doing. dishes.

I'm not hatin on the purchase of them so much as that's all they are bringing.

 

[Slayven]

Learn something new on gaf everyday

The above may or may not be sarcasm

Why do we continue to be surprised?

 

[Devolution]

Why do we continue to be surprised?

I don't even know but that got me today.

I can't help myself slay

 

[NumberTwo]

FreeMufasa is a rolling stone. Glad to hear he's okay.

 

[Htown]

ahahahha whaaaat!? i now the explanation is not gonna match the hype at all...

- I live in Japan permanently now
- Yes a Yakuza dude was after me
- I got some girls pregnant
- contracted my first STDs
- did some acting/model/dj work
- Met a lot of cool people.

Some other stuff but I'll write about it all on Friday.

I laughed my ass off, no joke.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

I'm not hatin on the purchase of them so much as that's all they are bringing.

I'll bring

Spoiler

store brand

drinks.

 

[DrFunk]

I'll bring

Spoiler

store brand

drinks.

Big K and Family Dollar 'Purple'

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Big K and Family Dollar 'Purple'

HEB store-bought cake for dessert

 

[DY_nasty]

I thought he was dead.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'll bring

Spoiler

store brand

drinks.

Grape Drink

 

[Devolution]

Grape Drink

This reminds me of the time I was on BART and some dude was just sitting in a chair sleeping with a gallon jug of grape drank next to him on the seat, I shit you not.

 

[DominoKid]

I'll bring

Spoiler

store brand

drinks.

just go all the way and get quarter waters and 40s.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

*dat story*

wooooooooooow

SOME girls?
STDS plural?
Yakuza?

Mufasa is bout that life.

Lmfao

 

[bishoptl]

Another case closed.

OH MY GOD