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[BPRD]

Yay or Nay on the continuation of that situation?

I found a few videos of it in a folder on her desktop. So I checked her browser and.. it gets worse. I wont go further into detail. But should i date someone who could potentially molest my dogs?


edit:
I am going to play along with her fetish
My post where, I start asking for actual advice

 

[Messofanego]

There is such a thing?

 

[DrBo42]

Bail out.

 

[Devolution]

What makes you think she'll molest your dogs? Are they home videos?

 

[smurfx]

so there are girl furries? i thought it was a guy only thing.

 

[Avixph]

Oh hell nah.

 

[Trancetronic]

wtf

 

[Fry]

Is it better than shark porn?

 

[Blablurn]

continue to date her

 

[ronito]

 

[Cade]

Guess you'll have to post pics and the videos so GAF can do a comprehensive study.

In all reality though, watching something doesn't mean you'll do such a thing, but if you don't trust her around your pets then break it off.

 

[East Lake]

I vote yay. I imagine the dog hair might be a turn off. Dolphins are sleek and sexy.

 

[Freezie KO]

I dated a girl once who made me dress like Dan Marino.

 

[IamMattFox]

Depends.

Was she forced into it because of Terrorists Law?

Edit:

\/- =)

 

[speculawyer]

It is the terrorists law.

Edit: Damn you Fox, beat me by seconds!

 

[Seth C]

Bail, but have some fun first.

 

[BPRD]

No.. its mostly dolphins... and some feces. I...

Shes beautiful, i am conflicted

 

[bananas]

She's into weird shit. You could convince her to do a lot of stuff if you play your cards right.

 

[Trancetronic]

/thread

 

[Devolution]

I dated a girl once who made me dress like Dan Marino.

Weird.

 

[Salsa]

 

[shadyspace]

Sounds innocent enough. Your dog isn't a dolphin bro.

 

[Jintor]

Congratulations, you successfully lured me into this topic

 

[smurfx]

No.. its mostly dolphins... and some feces. I...

Shes beautiful, i am conflicted

fucking bail.

 

[Freezie KO]

Weird.

It was weirder when I made her get plastic surgery to look like Warren Sapp.

 

[UnluckyKate]

oh god

I just burst into laugher

this is perfect

/thread

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Maybe it's just for educational purposes or morbid curiosity. I would definitely confront her about it.

 

[braves01]

.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

No.. its mostly dolphins... and some feces. I...

Shes beautiful, i am conflicted

She's put this there as a test.

You must dress up as a dolphin and then shit on her.

 

[tornjaw]

Congratulations, you successfully lured me into this topic

Yup.

Subscribed

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

... don't know what to say... I think know such a thing existed.

 

[Salsa]

Maybe it's just for educational purposes or morbid curiosity. I would definitely confront her about it.

stop giving sound advice and post a response gif demonstrating how weird you find this

 

[TigerUppercut]

Obviously the best thing to do is to stick around so that you can give us constant updates on any exciting new fetishes that should arise.

 

[Steve o 3000]

She's put this there as a test.

You must dress up as a dolphin and then shit on her.

This man speaks the truth. Don't forget to make dolphin noises the whole time or it'll kill the mood.

 

[Winnie the Pimp]

Dolphin porn???

I can't even.... ugh

 

[cacophony]

Did she have a traumatic experience at Sea World as a child?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Hit it and quit it, son. Although, I know a certain NFL-gaffer who would enjoy that feces part.

 

[Lamel]

She's put this there as a test.

You must dress up as a dolphin and then shit on her.

It's these types of replies that make GAF hilarious.

 

[Fry]

I know a certain NFL-gaffer who would enjoy that feces part.

Name and shame

 

[Amagon]

Yay or Nay on the continuation of that situation?

I found a few videos of it in a folder on her desktop. So I checked her browser and.. it gets worse. I wont go further into detail. But should i date someone who could potentially molest my dogs?

Spoiler

Keeo the dogs away from her though

 

[shadyspace]

The amount of amateur, self shot attractive girl with animal videos out there is kind of mind blowing.

 

[BPRD]

Well I mildly asked about the dolphin thing. She educated me that a dolphins climax is enough to blow the head off someone. I was speechless, plus I didn't ask for dolphin facts I asked why she had weird porn

 

[Supervlieg]

Two dolphins and a cup?

 

[Slayer-33]

Should have been first reply god dammit :lololol

 

[Salsa]

I just googled a pic of a dolphin's vagina. It looks surprisingly pleasant

 

[Prototype-03]

You know what to do...

 

[Jimothy]

I know him as James, the nigga hatin dolphin.

 

[Majima Everywhere System]

You are lucky to have damaged goods even look your way. She doesn't own any dolphins, yet you have a dog love slave in her eyes.

 

[Replicant]

Not sure if I believe that this is real and not just tag fishing.

 

[nhlducks35]

Yay or Nay on the continuation of that situation?

I found a few videos of it in a folder on her desktop. So I checked her browser and.. it gets worse. I wont go further into detail. But should i date someone who could potentially molest my dogs?

NO