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[Charles Foster Kane]

What kind of sick, twisted, wrong person would check another person's porn folder.

People who frequent porn might check another person's history. That's why I keep mine clean. Many people check the history.

 

[[Clark Gable]]

The real question is who doesn't clear their history? If your a lazy ass just use CCleaner.

 

[SugarDaddy]

But, what if the tail's wagging?

I look at it as if they may or may not be able to give consent, therefore they cannot give consent. Take for example, a mentally disabled person. Depending on the severity of their handicap they may or may not be able to express their consent, but in the eyes of the law, they're incapable of giving said consent. Therefore, in both cases, it could be construed as rape.

I have this gif of a lady walking down the street topless. Except her boobs are dolphins. It's really quite amazing. If I didn't value my account I would post it for all to enjoy : (

lol, someone already posted it earlier in the thread

or was that you...

edit: Nope. that was flamelord

 

[Riggs]

I have this gif of a lady walking down the street topless. Except her boobs are dolphins. It's really quite amazing. If I didn't value my account I would post it for all to enjoy : (

 

[UrbanRats]

Are you saying that people who have sex with animals are rapist?

Well you are taking sexual advantage of someone who is mentally inferior to you (by a long shot) that's why i think even stimulating or arousing a male animal in fucking you is illegal/amoral.
I don't know what's the official stance of each country is, though.

But the point is (similarly to statutory rape) that animals are in no position to give consent, given the mental gap.

 

[Aztec_82]

A miserable little pile of feces.

Very nicely put.

 

[SugarDaddy]

Well you are taking sexual advantage of someone who is mentally inferior to you (by a long shot) that's why i think even stimulating or arousing a male animal in fucking you is illegal/amoral.
I don't know what's the official stance of each country is, though.

But the point is (similarly to statutory rape) that animals are in no position to give consent, given the mental gap.

Well said.

"dragged into a dolphin rape cave"

Now that's something I thought I would never have to read.

Aren't you glad that you did though?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

"dragged into a dolphin rape cave"

Now that's something I thought I would never have to read.

 

[joedan]

It's all about whales.

Whale love [SFW]

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

It's all about whales.

Whale love [SFW] (not safe for mind though)

Dude!

Spoiler

fixed

I look at it as if they may or may not be able to give consent, therefore they cannot give consent. Take for example, a mentally disabled person. Depending on the severity of their handicap they may or may not be able to express their consent, but in the eyes of the law, they're incapable of giving said consent. Therefore, in both cases, it could be construed as rape.

Well you are taking sexual advantage of someone who is mentally inferior to you (by a long shot) that's why i think even stimulating or arousing a male animal in fucking you is illegal/amoral.
I don't know what's the official stance of each country is, though.

But the point is (similarly to statutory rape) that animals are in no position to give consent, given the mental gap.

Pretty much.

 

[KillGore]

Well you are taking sexual advantage of someone who is mentally inferior to you (by a long shot) that's why i think even stimulating or arousing a male animal in fucking you is illegal/amoral.
I don't know what's the official stance of each country is, though.

But the point is (similarly to statutory rape) that animals are in no position to give consent, given the mental gap.

Animals have sex with other species of animals, what's the difference? because they are "mentally inferior"? what if a Dolphin or Monkey has sex with a pig? is that rape?

 

[NathanMcMahon]

Haha Google, you so funny!

Vacation spots here we come

 

[perfectchaos007]

Aren't dolphins the only species other than humans that have sex for pleasure?

 

[Kayhan]

Aren't dolphins the only species other than humans that have sex for pleasure?

Bonobo chimps?

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Well you are taking sexual advantage of someone who is mentally inferior to you (by a long shot) that's why i think even stimulating or arousing a male animal in fucking you is illegal/amoral.
I don't know what's the official stance of each country is, though.

But the point is (similarly to statutory rape) that animals are in no position to give consent, given the mental gap.

What if dolphins aren't mentally inferior to you though?
What if they are equally self-aware and capable to think in an abstract fashion?

 

[Coconut]

What if dolphins aren't mentally inferior to you though?
What if they are equally self-aware and capable to think in an abstract fashion?

There is still something really off about someone who wants to fuck something so far removed from your species.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

There is still something really off about someone who wants to fuck something so far removed from your species.

Totally, but then it's no longer a matter of protecting a non-consenting animal.

 

[KillGore]

There is still something really off about someone who wants to fuck something so far removed from your species.

I think that's where the fetish comes from, something completely different than what's "normal", though I agree, a dolphin? hahaha a dog seems more likely

 

[marrec]

Bonobo chimps?

I want Bonobo Chimps to be one of those things that someone eventually comes in and shows us a study that proves they do not have sex for pleasure.

Every time the topic is brought up someone's all 'Bonobos dog'.

 

[KHarvey16]

The Supreme Court would argue this.

Geeze at least get the joke right.

 

[Zekes!]

There is still something really off about someone who wants to fuck something so far removed from your species.

What about all the fiction involving alien x human romance/relationships

 

[Coconut]

I think that's where the fetish comes from, something completely different than what's "normal", though I agree, a dolphin? hahaha a dog seems more likely

At that point go fuck some self reproducing slim. NOW, that is completely different and kay-razy. MAybe OP should ask his girlfriend if these are regular dolphins are super intelligent SEA QUEST dolphins.

 

[bigboss370]

No.. its mostly dolphins... and some feces. I...

Shes beautiful, i am conflicted

 

[UrbanRats]

Animals have sex with other species of animals, what's the difference? because they are "mentally inferior"? what if a Dolphin or Monkey has sex with a pig? is that rape?

We legislate what humans can or cannot do because we know that we (adults, at least) can control our actions.
If a dolphin rapes a human being it is not treated as a rapist human being would be treated, so why would a monkey or a pig?

What if dolphins aren't mentally inferior to you though?
What if they are equally self-aware and capable to think in an abstract fashion?

I'm no biologist, but AFAIK Dolphins are not as mentally capable as normally mentally developed adult human beings.
Or are you being hypothetical?

There is still something really off about someone who wants to fuck something so far removed from your species.

Well what if off or repulsive and what is unethical or illegal are two different things, i feel.

 

[ronito]

We legislate what humans can or cannot do because we know that we (adults, at least) can control our actions.
If a dolphin rapes a human being it is not treated as a rapist human being would be treated, so why would a monkey or a pig?


I'm no biologist, but AFAIK Dolphins are not as mentally capable as normally mentally developed adult human beings.
Or are you being hypothetical?

Yeah, no guys. Let's not have this discussion.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

I could never kiss someone who has wilfully ingested poop.

 

[Cat Party]

I feel like this needs to be quoted every few dozen posts to keep the thread on track.

 

[Nibel]

Haha Google, you so funny!

Vacation spots here we come

Hold your tickets ready GAF

 

[Enco]

I could never kiss someone who has wilfully ingested poop.

:lol this

Eating shit is a deal breaker.

As is dolphin porn.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

:lol this

Eating shit is a deal breaker.

As is dolphin porn.

Yes, I might potentially give someone who fantasizes about the dolphin stuff a chance, but shit is out of the question.

 

[Coconut]

Wait so is it two dolphins doing it or a person and a dolphin. And which is worse in the person dolphin scenario: you being the human fucker or fuckee or you are the dolphin?

 

[DonMigs85]

We legislate what humans can or cannot do because we know that we (adults, at least) can control our actions.
If a dolphin rapes a human being it is not treated as a rapist human being would be treated, so why would a monkey or a pig?


I'm no biologist, but AFAIK Dolphins are not as mentally capable as normally mentally developed adult human beings.
Or are you being hypothetical?


Well what if off or repulsive and what is unethical or illegal are two different things, i feel.

If only they had hands and vocal cords, who knows the wonders they could achieve...

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Wait so is it two dolphins doing it or a person and a dolphin. And which is worse in the person dolphin scenario: you being the human fucker or fuckee or you are the dolphin?

Is that even in question?

I don't know, I would say the human, no?

 

[KillGore]

We legislate what humans can or cannot do because we know that we (adults, at least) can control our actions.
If a dolphin rapes a human being it is not treated as a rapist human being would be treated, so why would a monkey or a pig?

So you would be completely fine with it if it were legal in the place they're having sex? (the human and the animal), since it's not illegal in that specific area.

 

[Demon Lizardman]

Holy shit guys, I'm bailing out.

 

[Coconut]

Is that even in question?

I don't know, I would say the human, no?

I don't know imagining that you are the dolphin seems a lot creepier. Think about it maybe every time OP bone down with this broad she was imagining that she was a dolphin.

 

[the chris]

This thread:

 

[Kickz]

This thread..

 

[Valnen]

Yes, I might potentially give someone who fantasizes about the dolphin stuff a chance, but shit is out of the question.

Sometimes people get off to stuff they actually would find repulsive in a real life situation.

 

[giancarlo123x]

I don't care how many times this has been quoted but this is too damn funny and perfect. 10/10

 

[Alligatorjandro]

It takes all kinds of people to make the world.

 

[UrbanRats]

Yeah, no guys. Let's not have this discussion.

Fair enough, i was just taking the OP seriously.

So you would be completely fine with it if it were legal in the place they're having sex? (the human and the animal), since it's not illegal in that specific area.

uhm.. no i don't? I'm sorry i'm not following you.
I used the word illegal but i'll use "amoral" to be more clear. We simply don't expect the same moral standards from animals than we do from humans, is what i'm saying.
So a monkey fucking a pig is not the same as a human fucking a pig, for our moral code of conduct (in general as a society).
I'm not even saying it's a perfect metric or anything like that, i'm just describing what I think it's the reasoning behind it.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I'm no biologist, but AFAIK Dolphins are not as mentally capable as normally mentally developed adult human beings.
Or are you being hypothetical?

Hypothetically, of course.
We simply don't know whether or not dolphins are mentally inferiour, equal, or superiour to human beings.

 

[McLovin]

Dump her, then give me her number. I'm not above having a dolphin three way. As long as our balls don't touch it's not gay beastiality.

Spoiler

im joking bail bail bail

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

Man, reminds me of that story of the women who would boil the heads of lobsters so that their tails would flap and pleasure her, and then during her period all this green goo started coming out because it had 'impregnated' her. Better pray that doesn't happen to you, OP.

What the fuck.

This thread, man.

 

[painey]

On the Internet, a place where reposts are more common than original content, I had never seen this gif. This was the best thread I could ever have seen it for the first time. Tears of laughter.

 

[equap]

What the fuck.

This thread, man.

lol that's the funniest and weirdest shit i've read on gaf.

but what is this dolphin porno thing and where can i view it?

 

[Izick]

This thread:

Amazing gif.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

For those of you just joining us...

BPRD is dating a shit-eating dolphin fucker... And that's really all there is to it.

... And apparently, he doesn't have a problem with girl on dog pornography.

 

[dc89]

I once found myself in a Dolphin Rape Cave. That's the last time I use Apple's maps.