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[Macattk15]

human on dolphin. she had a site just for this kind of thing in her history. I am not at her pc.. Will update

That right there is a god damn game changer.

I was ok with it when I thought it was dolphin on dolphin.

Fuck that.

 

[G-Fex]

Where did I read that stupid supposed "fact" on the internet that like 50 or 60 percent of women fantasize about beastiality at some point.

 

[LiK]

does she share her PC with other people?

 

[Log4Girlz]

Where did I read that stupid supposed "fact" on the internet that like 50 or 60 percent of women fantasize about beastiality at some point.

Donkeyshow.com?

 

[G-Fex]

Donkeyshow.com?

nah.

Why would I read that off a DK fansite?

 

[Log4Girlz]

nah.

Why would I read that off a DK fansite?

You tell me G-Fex...you tell me.

 

[lethial]

Hahaha what a fucking creepy weirdo. Hope she's super hot.

 

[LeleSocho]

This thread is fantastic but this image is beautifully subtle

 

[Drencrom]

I used to know a girl that desperately wanted to get fucked by baby elephants.

I think that sort of fetish is far more common than most people think.

Wow, how did you get to know that, was she open about it?

 

[Perspicacity]

I feel stupid for treating this thread seriously but... how is everything else in the relationship?

 

[SmokyDave]

Wow, how did you get to know that, was she open about it?

Yeah, she was a very 'open' girl indeed.

 

[meppi]

Yay or Nay on the continuation of that situation?

I found a few videos of it in a folder on her desktop. So I checked her browser and.. it gets worse. I wont go further into detail. But should i date someone who could potentially molest my dogs?

If your name is Chad Concelmo, then yes.
If not, I'd certainly think about it.

 

[Mikeside]

I used to know a girl that desperately wanted to get fucked by baby elephants.

I think that sort of fetish is far more common than most people think.

Surely that makes her a pedo too?

 

[G-Fex]

Surely that makes her a pedo too?

You ask the mother elephant

 

[blackflag]

I used to know a girl that desperately wanted to get fucked by baby elephants.

I think that sort of fetish is far more common than most people think.

Well yeah, I guess it would have to be a baby elephant

 

[SDBurton]

The dog thing wasn't that serious. Im more worried she has eatin a humans feces before. I didnt want to go into that detail so I focused on the other fucked up thing

End it. End it now.

 

[Escape Goat]

Its all part of the terrorist law.

 

[PowderedToast]

It sickens me that people treat this as a laughing matter. Raping animals or even lusting to do so is insane and cruel (as any type of rape). You should confront her about it. I am sure she can be helped and it is never too late to improve yourself. If you are not willing to go to that point with her you might as well walk away, but I am sure it would help her a lot if the two of you discussed it.

ahahahaha

it's just a fetish dude, i doubt she's gonna hunt down some dolphins for sexy times

 

[How About No]

Beast thread in a willie.

 

[SniperHunter]

dolphin porn? Really? I can't believe this!

 

[Darth Pinche]

How is it even a question that you would not run away as fast as possible?

Plus you'd better leave before her old boyfriend shows up.

 

[TAJ]

I can't believe you guys are surprised about this.
There was already a huge thread about it when a woman married a dolphin. (I think in Florida. Fucking Florida... :/)
Someone either linked to or mentioned a guide to dolphin seduction. Reading that was a huge mistake.

 

[tornjaw]

 

[donkey show]

Donkeyshow.com?

Yes?

 

[G-Fex]

I'm pretty sure these "videos" are illegal too.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I have to hear the story of how you two met.

I'm betting you had low standards to begin with.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

I lol'd hard.

And that made me lol more. Full lol. At work.

 

[Frankenstrat]

How can you say you love her if you won't let her eat poop?

Oh, you got me good.

 

[charsace]

Is she into rough sex. Specifically getting dominated during sex? If she is then this dolphin thing is something that you should easily forgive and forget.

 

[MNC]

I just googled a pic of a dolphin's vagina. It looks surprisingly pleasant

Hah, you nearly had me googling it. Next thing PETA'll be on my doorstep! No sirree!

 

[Galang]

I have to hear the story of how you two met.

I'd love to know this too. What are the odds that you both are into bestiality?

 

[Ashodin]

wow what the hell was going on in this thread. just spent like two hours watching the OP just troll everyone with nonsense.

best part of the thread is how it shows up like 6th on google searches, making it if it was real even more hilarious

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

 

[Insane Metal]

I think we need Sunhi here.

 

[vulva]

Typical bias bigots. Everyone acting like only the humans matter here. No one wants the dolphin's opinion. More from the war on dolphins I guess.

 

[KillGore]

I'm pretty sure these "videos" are illegal too.

I think that's only in some places.

 

[Kinyou]

I'm pretty sure these "videos" are illegal too.

Usually just the distribution, not the ownership: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law#Pornography_laws

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Saw a dolphin penis for the first time in my life

 

[Kusagari]

This thread just makes me think of that classic website that told you tips on how to have sex with dolphins.

Shit never got old, especially because you couldn't tell if it was real or not.

Is that shit still up?

 

[out0v0rder]

everyone has a right to their own sexuality

 

[qcf x2]

it's just a fetish dude, i doubt she's gonna hunt down some dolphins for sexy times

Do you know what a fetish is and how they work? They don't involve other species and people do have desire to act on them.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

everyone has a right to their own sexuality

I agree, but not when it affects third parties.

 

[TCKaos]

I agree, but not when it affects third parties.

I think I know what you mean, but doesn't sexuality tend to affect third parties... 'cause... y'know...

Sex.

 

[KillGore]

Do you know what a fetish is and how they work? They don't involve other species and people do have desire to act on them.

They don't involve other species? people even have fetishes for inanimate objects. Also, I doubt she's going to find a dolphin and have sex with it, a dog is most likely.

 

[TAJ]

This thread just makes me think of that classic website that told you tips on how to have sex with dolphins.

Shit never got old, especially because you couldn't tell if it was real or not.

Is that shit still up?

That's what I was talking about. I'm pretty sure it's real.

 

[T.M. MacReady]

everyone has a right to their own sexuality

bestiality = illegal and immoral.


So no, not really.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

bestiality = illegal and immoral.


So no, not really.

I understand, but I don't think that's just it. Many things can be viewed as immoral depending on the person. Like I said, I disagree that everyone has a right to their sexuality when others are affected or non-consent. Zoofilia is basically raping animals.

lol. This thread reminds me I watched a show about the Minotaur, and how Pasiphaë lusted for a bull.

 

[Kwixotik]

I'm not going to read the whole thread to see if this has been posted yet, but if it hasn't...

 

[SugarDaddy]

o.0 wtf

 

[I NEED SCISSORS]

Man, reminds me of that story of the women who would boil the heads of lobsters so that their tails would flap and pleasure her, and then during her period all this green goo started coming out because it had 'impregnated' her. Better pray that doesn't happen to you, OP.