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[itsgreen]

They do have a blow hole... and be honest they don't call it blow hole for nothing

 

[marrec]

They do have a blow hole... and be honest they don't call it blow hole for nothing

Google, this is what happens when you tell us we can't have explicit threads about sex.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

 

[InvincibleAgent]

Break it off. Then give me her number.

 

[qcf x2]

Fucking disgusting. Cut her off and prepare to possibly change your number. I don't care how hot someone looks, she's into animals. How is it even debatable in your mind?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Haha fuck this almost got me fired.

You should use your cell phone for threads like this.

 

[blackflag]

Fucking lulz I'm only on page 2 and this is the best thread in awhile

 

[marrec]

Fucking disgusting. Cut her off and prepare to possibly change your number. I don't care how hot someone looks, she's into animals. How is it even debatable in your mind?

Dolphins are pretty much almost Mermaids man.

It's like she's almost into lesbian porn.

 

[storafötter]

It sickens me that people treat this as a laughing matter. Raping animals or even lusting to do so is insane and cruel (as any type of rape). You should confront her about it. I am sure she can be helped and it is never too late to improve yourself. If you are not willing to go to that point with her you might as well walk away, but I am sure it would help her a lot if the two of you discussed it.

 

[Bazza]

Fucking lulz I'm only on page 2 and this is the best thread in awhile

have to agree, im normally climbing the walls in the office at this point in the day (been really slow few weeks) but this thread has kept me entertained most of the day.

 

[okdakor]

 

[Ammish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRzu3gYOQA

Somewhat related.

 

[WickedCobra03]

Now just wait until someone looks at my history... people will think I am into this thing now for just browsing this thread.

 

[ffdgh]

Oh God I thought that was something else at first.

 

[qcf x2]

It sickens me that people treat this as a laughing matter. Raping animals or even lusting to do so its insane and cruel (as any type of rape). You should confront her about it. I am sure she can be helped and it is never too late to improve yourself. If you are not willing to go to that point with her you might as well walk away, but I am sure it would help her a lot if the two of you discussed it.

This. Guys approaching girls in public is largely considered horrifically unethical around these parts, but a girl enjoying bestiality and animal lust is A-ok. Is it the gender reversal thing, or are a large portion of you insane?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Well..good luck with all that..

 

[djplaeskool]

 

[braves01]

Now just wait until someone looks at my history... people will think I am into this thing now for just browsing this thread.

WickedCobra03
Definitely into dolphin porn
(Today, 09:09 AM)
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[RionaaM]

Fucking lulz I'm only on page 2 and this is the best thread in awhile

I don't know, it's been a crazy week all along, with Salsa's copycats and the "quick brown fox" thread.

 

[mjc]

This is precisely what I needed this morning. Bravo.

 

[Chuck Norris]

The dog thing wasn't that serious. Im more worried she has eatin a humans feces before. I didnt want to go into that detail so I focused on the other fucked up thing

 

[LakeEarth]

One time with my ex, I was using her computer, typed in the letter R into google and her previous search history popped up. "Rape fantasy" and similar searches popped up. Gave me some intelligence that ended up really spicing up the sex life.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, rent a dolphin costume.

 

[FallingEdge]

This thread....

 

[Seanspeed]

Trolling? tagging?

I will end this thread now, I already know what I have to do

Taking her to SeaWorld?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

7 billion people on Earth and people want to have sex with animals.

for shame.

 

[toxicgonzo]

You should use your cell phone for threads like this.

That's what Im doing. No way do I want this in my work computer Internet history

 

[SugarDaddy]

lol, what a great thread to wake up to in the morning.

 

[Kjellson]

I had absolutely no idea dolphin porn existed.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

lol, what a great thread to wake up to in the morning.

for sure. late-night GAF seems to be best-GAF

 

[Floex]

Sounds innocent enough. Your dog isn't a dolphin bro.

They're the dolphins of the land

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

haha

In a few days, will we gladly say that some of us survived the dolphin porn thread?

 

[weekend_warrior]

I didn't know Vigilant Walrus had a sister.

 

[dafrocka]

wait a minute, there is a scene in friends

About shark porn...

i´ll look it up

 

[Jezbollah]

Flipp-er off.

 

[MrChocolate]

So, it's fine to have lots of weird fetishes, but dolphin fetishes are a big no-no?
What is wrong with you guys? It's not like she is raping dolphins, she just happens to like watching them doing... stuff.

 

[RionaaM]

That's what Im doing. No way do I want this in my work computer Internet history

Do companies usually look through the net traffic? If so, then I'm screwed :/

for sure. late-night GAF seems to be best-GAF

For me it's 3 AM GAF, so I always miss it.

 

[Red]

The amount of amateur, self shot attractive girl with animal videos out there is kind of mind blowing.

How do you know this

 

[MrChocolate]

How do you know this

Everybody knows this.

 

[ZeroRay]

Good job GAF.

Also good job to OP, I'm jealous.

 

[SmokyDave]

I used to know a girl that desperately wanted to get fucked by baby elephants.

I think that sort of fetish is far more common than most people think.

 

[braves01]

I'll just leave this here. OP and his gf in the future, only with dolphins.

 

[joe2187]

Ah yes, going out with a chick with a fetish is not as hot as you would believe, She was a damn good looking girl with an amazing body, but once you indulge in their little fantasies they get super crazy and go to damn far.

I bailed, you should too

 

[TheContact]

I heard dolphins rape people and take them to rape caves underwater

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

I used to know a girl that desperately wanted to get fucked by baby elephants.

I think that sort of fetish is far more common than most people think.

 

[TheNatural]

wait a minute, there is a scene in friends

About shark porn...

i´ll look it up

Yup this is what I was about to post. I thought OP was making a joke.

 

[Log4Girlz]

I used to know a girl that desperately wanted to get fucked by baby elephants.

I think that sort of fetish is far more common than most people think.

I would have thrown out her copy of Dumbo.

 

[dafrocka]

Yup this is what I was about to post. I thought OP was making a joke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4E1T-O83sE

 

[ffdgh]

I'll just leave this here. OP and his gf in the future, only with dolphins.

......oh my

 

[Xenon]

Are you sure she watched it on porpoise?

 

[T.M. MacReady]

What a delightful thread to read as I get into work. Obvious troll, but still funny.

Some people have weird fetishes that hurt nobody. I think you're the weird one for intruding on her privacy.

 

[Celegus]

That's what Im doing. No way do I want this in my work computer Internet history

Too late!