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[Resilient]

Like, not a fat butt, but a firm butt. I can't tell if this is a misconception/myth or not. I've seen in movies and TV throughout life that women and men are attracted to larger than normal butts in men, those that are firm and maintained. Things like "I'd like to squeeze his tush" and others, but I've never once seen a person say "Damn, look at the guys butt, it's awesome" in real life. Has anybody ever been complimented on their butt, and are their people on GAF who are attracted to firm butts in a man?

 

[akira28]

oh avatar quote so hard.

 

[Az]

No

 

[IrrelevantNotch]

Um, I knew a guy who had one of those. He actually got made fun of by his female coworkers.

 

[hiryu64]

Um, I knew a guy who had one of those. He actually got made fun of by his female coworkers.

cause they were jealous probs

 

[red731]

Iiiii like big butts and I cann*reads title
*grandpasimpsonleaving.gif

 

[SlowRevolution]

what color is it? red is considered highly erotic and women will be instantly aroused

 

[FillerB]

I'm sure that there is someone out there who likes the way your butt looks.

But yes, I've heard some girls compliment a guys ass before.
Sadly it was not mine.

 

[Artemisia]

yes. no one has time for a FlatAss_

 

[anaron]

Hell yeah.

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

Gay GAF get in here!

 

[Flaboere]

I don't know, my ex-girlfriend used to tell me that she thought my butt was awesome. So, maybe?

 

[Dead Man]

I've been complimented on my butt, by girls and guys.

/bragging

But yes, a firm muscular arse is attractive regardless of the genitals in front of it.

 

[neojubei]

Gay GAF get in here!

Ok

Yes but it depends on the size. Not too big not too small.

 

[massoluk]

I know that an episode of Family Feud in my country, survey said women said it's the shoulder, not the butt. Don't remember the percentage but large majority anyway.

 

[Resilient]

I would love to hear the opinions of both Gay GAF and Lady GAF on this matter.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

...... To me?


Helll yes.

And I pray the 5% of GayGaf with good taste turns this into a butt worship thread.

 

[yogloo]

I think wide hips is not considered attractive on guys, but shapely ass (non flat) is attractive.

 

[Sub_Level]

One time a lady at work slapped my butt and said I was cute. I call that a booty boost (because it boosts your confidence).

She wasn't a particularly attractive lady but I would say that yes some girls like it.

I dated a girl once who said she was into clavicles.

 

[lenovox1]

Like Jean Claude Van-Damme's or the danseur I posted in the “Meggings” thread?

Of course it's attractive. Our very own DR2K was even universally acclaimed on the Gaming side for his.

And the proper term is bubble butt.

ETA: We need more examples here, peeps.

 

[TrutaS]

Yes, but shape is more important. Both is ideal but there is something as too much of a good butt, i think.

 

[Resilient]

I think wide hips is not considered attractive on guys, but shapely ass (non flat) is attractive.

Not wide hips. Just a butt that sticks out and is quite rounded.

I have a big butt (I exercise frequently), however I have never been complimented on it.

 

[ffdgh]

.....that picture from the megging topic comes to mind.

EDIT:
Oh look there it is lol.

 

[Hoya Destroyer]

I think the ladies like a man with broader shoulders.
Broader arse = smaller shoulders (to the eye)

 

[Dead Man]

I think the ladies like a man with broader shoulders.
Broader arse = smaller shoulders (to the eye)

Deeper, not broader is the goal.

 

[Ashuron]

I hope so.

 

[criesofthepast]

I got a sweet ass. Ladies love it. Feel bad for all the flat ass men out there. Sorry bros.

 

[BertramCooper]

I've been cursed with a flat ass. Even when I got really fat during college, I still had a tiny, flat ass. Thanks, Dad.

Perhaps I need to do a shitload of squats. I don't know if it will help or not.

 

[Hoya Destroyer]

Deeper, not broader is the goal.

Then the mans crotch region would look smaller (from the side).
again, I would have to assume ladies like a smaller ass on men, than men like on ladies.

 

[lenovox1]

Then the mans crotch region would look smaller (from the side).

From personal experience: No, it doesn't.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

Then the mans crotch region would look smaller (from the side).
again, I would have to assume ladies like a smaller ass on men, than men like on ladies.

I've looked at many a man from the side and this is not true, unless of course you just aren't packing anything at all.

 

[Opiate]

I would assume size preferences vary, but I can't imagine many modern americans and europeans preferring a but that isn't "firm." In modern culture, very few people prefer "flabby" or "unfirm" body parts of any kind, and I would assume that's particularly true of the gluteus area, as it's a very large muscle formation.

Wait 100 years and see if obesity comes back in to style.

 

[yogloo]

Not wide hips. Just a butt that sticks out and is quite rounded.

I have a big butt (I exercise frequently), however I have never been complimented on it.

That's considered attractive on my experience.

 

[AtomskEater]

Yes. Most people will find a shapely, firm butt attractive on anyone. The upper or lower limits to size vary, of course.

Um, I knew a guy who had one of those. He actually got made fun of by his female coworkers.

They must have been flatasses mad at him for having all the good ass genes.

 

[jaxword]

I sure as hell hope so because my ass is so big it looks like two badly parked Volkswagons.

 

[Takamura-San]

If you have flanders butt, the of course.

 

[CommonSense]

oh gaf you silly bastards....

I don't think normal dudes can have "big butts" as we store fat differently than women.

Beer bellies for the win.

 

[Monocle]

If you have flanders butt, the of course.

Nothin' at all!

 

[AdventureRacing]

If you have a nice butt you wouldn't need to ask this question .

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Gay GAF get in here!

Not too big, not to small, round and cute.

 

[XenodudeX]

If you're a gay male, Id say yes.

*and a straight women of course

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Well, duh. Gives you something to grab.

 

[Weenerz]

A good bubble butt on a twink is glorious.

 

[BertramCooper]

oh gaf you silly bastards....

I don't think normal dudes can have "big butts" as we store fat differently than women.

Beer bellies for the win.

I've seen a couple of guys with extremely large, women-shaped asses. It's really weird.

I can't imagine anyone - women or men - would find that attractive.

 

[Mumei]

yes. no one has time for a FlatAss_

Poor, poor Marius_

 

[Bo-Locks]

In before Premier Ass.

 

[XenodudeX]

In before Premier Ass.

 

[PoweredBySoy]

Came for Jean-Claude first post. Left furious.

 

[LosDaddie]

Yes. There's no doubt about it.

I guess some of you aren't around enough women because, like guys do with women, they go crazy when a guy comes around with a supposed great ass.

Perhaps I need to do a shitload of squats. I don't know if it will help or not.

Squats are the only way, yes.