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Football Thread |OT14| Only Wilbury's belly is smoother than BAAAYEEERNs season

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arkon

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Get hyped:

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All great looking games.

Fuck. Didn't realize Porto - Malaga was on the same day as Arsenal - Bayern. Gonna have to record it I think

We all love the CL knockout rounds until our favorite team is knocked out, then suddenly the topic is about "team x not playing real football", "football is dead" etc.

I guess that's the beauty of being a neutral.
 

K1LLER7

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Pretty much yeah, I'm going to be biased and say he should stay on the pitch as he's a key player for the team but I can't say I feel sorry for him. Act like a cunt and you'll be treated like one. I just feel sorry that he ruined Morata's XI debut, especially after the young one scored a goal. Pretty frustrating to see Morata leave the pitch due to that.

:(

Morata deserved better. He's Lego's hero after all.
 
Keep them gifs coming!

Strama was always a fraud. He was hyped up after that one glorious win against juve. Toro dominated those silly serpents at the San Siro.
He was hyped because he did well for 3 months, we beat Juve and were at just at one point from them. Just the week after, we started having injury problems(Ranocchia, Samuel) mixed with some bad refereeing decision(pen v atalanta, cagliari scores with his hand and pen not given at the last minute), retarded suspensions, and simply us playing like shit. After that terrible january transfers we are now exhausted, both mentally and physically(easy with so many old players), and Strama doesn't know what the fuck he has to do.
 

Sloosha

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Fuck. Didn't realize Porto - Malaga was on the same day as Arsenal - Bayern. Gonna have to record it I think

Think I might just watch the Malaga match. They're my adopted team for this CL.

Porto 1 - 2 Malaga
Arsenal 1 - 4 Bayern
Galatasaray 2 - 0 Schalke
Milan 0 - 2 Barcelona
 

AndresON777

shooting blanks
Porto 1 - 3 Malaga
Arsenal 0 - 2 Baaaaaaayern
Gala 1 - 1 Shalke
Barca 3 - 0 Milan

You and FF love Malaga. Disgraceful

what is Demichelis going to do when Jackson comes at him? Wily is a great keeper tho

Suen said:
I haven't kept an eye on what's going on in Portugal. How long has Rodriguez been injured? When did he get injured? When is he coming back?

I think it was the hamstring? But he played 18 minutes last Friday as a sub so he should start this tuesday.
 

Wilbur

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Drogba will score the winning penalty for Gala against Bayern in the CL final.

Fry date rapes Damien Lewis and shoots both himself and his captive through the head with the same bullet.

Blaburn is admitted to a hospital for the criminally insane after ripping his own flesh off and arranging it into a mosaic resembling Jurgen Klopp's face

Elsk calls all English people assholes for ever letting Drogba enter their country

Spidye blames Gomez and petrol bombs large swathes of the Allianz

Fuenf sighs and finishes his beer
 

Fry

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Drogba will score the winning penalty for Gala against Bayern in the CL final.

Fry date rapes Damien Lewis and shoots both himself and his captive through the head with the same bullet.

Blaburn is admitted to a hospital for the criminally insane after ripping his own flesh off and arranging it into a mosaic resembling Jurgen Klopp's face

Elsk calls all English people assholes for ever letting Drogba enter their country

Spidye blames Gomez and petrol bombs large swathes of the Allianz

Fuenf sighs and finishes his beer

Your best post ever. :lol

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Suen

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Yeah, I watched most of their group games. They scored some fantastic goals.

On the other hand... the potential lols with Arsenal.

If Chelsea did it so can we...
GO ARSENAL, WE CAN DO THIS!!!!

We'll most likely screw up.
 

arkon

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Drogba will score the winning penalty for Gala against Bayern in the CL final.

Fry date rapes Damien Lewis and shoots both himself and his captive through the head with the same bullet.

Blaburn is admitted to a hospital for the criminally insane after ripping his own flesh off and arranging it into a mosaic resembling Jurgen Klopp's face

Elsk calls all English people assholes for ever letting Drogba enter their country

Spidye blames Gomez and petrol bombs large swathes of the Allianz

Fuenf sighs and finishes his beer

Somebody has to put all the blame on Heynckes too
 
Drogba will score the winning penalty for Gala against Bayern in the CL final.

Fry date rapes Damien Lewis and shoots both himself and his captive through the head with the same bullet.

Blaburn is admitted to a hospital for the criminally insane after ripping his own flesh off and arranging it into a mosaic resembling Jurgen Klopp's face

Elsk calls all English people assholes for ever letting Drogba enter their country

Spidye blames Gomez and petrol bombs large swathes of the Allianz

Fuenf sighs and finishes his beer

Sounds like expected.
 

Wilbur

Banned
Somebody has to put all the blame on Heynckes too

As soon as Pep enters the building Jupp is bundled into the back of a car. As the boot closes, he sees Neymar flashing a grin and getting his cock out. His pubes are shaved to say #FuckBayern
 

Wilbur

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Malaga have been beast in the CL though.

Yeah agreed, but Porto are the strongest team they've come up against I think. Zenit and Milan were in pretty poor form for the whole group stage.

I think Malaga will do well if they get a draw or lose by no more than one goal; I'd say they're the favourites in that event.
 

Wilbur

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I really like Fever Ray. Remember I got high once and we played the Triangle Walks video and I almost shit myself

Wilbz

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:lol

I really liked Argo. Really tense and enjoyable. Dramatised the fuck out of, but really good.
 

FootballFan

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Porto will probably beat Malaga 3-1 or something. Could be close but Porto might be a bit too good.

It depends if Willy plays the same as the last game though, he was insanely good.
 

feel

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Hopefully we won't concede like everyone is predicting. 1-0 or 2-0 would be perfect, then we score one goal in Spain and they're fucked.
Love first legs at home because of this.
 

FootballFan

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I would kill to have Ramos at barca.

Yeah I'd kill him too. Wait what?

Rather use Pinto at CB than have that piece of crap at Barca.

If he joins Barca I will love him, as that is how football fans are. But for now, fuck him and I hope he never touches the Barca shirt.


Early excuses for when even someone shit like Sanchez, rams it into Milan's ass, are already on their way I see.

Seriously though Barca will probably win 2-1, no way Valdes doesn't concede at least once(no matter if it's Pazzini or Bojan or El Sha, he will concede)

Porto 2 - 2 Malaga
Arsenal 6 - 0 Bayern
Galatasaray 20 - 0 Schalke
Milan 10 - 2 Barcelona

Fuck Bayern & Schalke & Barca.

What are your predictions for the Chelsea vs...oh.

<3
 
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