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I piss in the shower every morning
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CreepingFear
Member
Feels so good. Fuck the haters.
weekend_warrior
Banned
The couple that pees together stays together.
Rand0m TAG
Member
Drunk post.
I pee sitting down every morning. Mainly, so I can poop if I need to. It is nice to take a relaxing sitting-pee though when you first wake-up
this. pee in shower if i need to. but in mornings too tired to think
I guess I'm one of those old fashioned people who still finds urine disgusting. Memories of the stench of stale piss dissuade me from splashing it about where I wash, regardless of its initial sterility.
By the same token, I wouldn't prepare raw meat on my coffee table while sitting on the couch, no matter how much pleasure I might theoretically derive from performing the task in front of the TV. I'm not saying it can't be done cleanly and safely, but I prefer to keep my living room meat-free.
By the same token, I wouldn't prepare raw meat on my coffee table while sitting on the couch, no matter how much pleasure I might theoretically derive from performing the task in front of the TV. I'm not saying it can't be done cleanly and safely, but I prefer to keep my living room meat-free.
hypostasis
Banned
You know those little fly etchings in many European airport urinals which serve as target practice? They ought to go ahead and install those in showers as well.
Jim Harbaugh
Banned
Aim for the drain.
SniperHunter
Banned
you are saving a lot of water every month
cooljeanius
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Why is the question limited to showering in the morning? What about other times of day?
Beermeister
Banned
Nasty.
hypostasis
Banned
With additional targets one could create fun minigames, e.g., hitting the target above the drain so that the pee banks into the hole.
Something Wicked
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I've probably pissed in almost every shower I've been in: my own residences, friends' places, college dorms, locker rooms, hotels, campgrounds, etc. Chances are at least one of you has been in a shower that I've peed in.
We need some sort of yelp for peeing in places.
You act as if that's the worst thing that could happen to the shower. What about the microscopic pieces of dead skin, bacteria, and let's not forget fecal matter that already exist in nearly everyone's shower? If you clean your shower regularly (as you should), pissing makes little to no difference.
WickedCobra03
Member
I do nothing of the sort. Animals I tell you!
Eh, I just can't get over the fact that I would be stepping in it and such even if it were getting washed away a few seconds later.
Eh, I just can't get over the fact that I would be stepping in it and such even if it were getting washed away a few seconds later.
Mr. Wonderful
Member
You guys need to grow up. We're animals. We're meant to be dirty. I grew up swimming in a river that cows directly shit into, and the water was about everything you would think it would be. It's not a big deal. Stop being such a germaphobe.
Freaky Fred
Banned
I enjoy peeing in the shower. When the water hits me, I almost immediately have the uncontrollable urge to urinate, even if I have peed just seconds before hopping in the shower. Emptying your bladder while having hot water run down your body is an incredibly relaxing feeling that words simply can't describe; you just have to try it. When I go, I barely aim for the drain, and I don't mind smelling the steamy piss cloud that inevitably fills my nostrils. I actually kind of like it.
Oh and I clean the bathroom every weekend.
Oh and I clean the bathroom every weekend.
Finaika
Member
Why take a bath then.
Trancetronic
Member
I usually go for the three pointer
Alcotholic
Banned
But you know it feels so right at the same time.
Escape Goat
Member
Sometimes i shit n the shower and mash the turds with my feet so they go down the drain.
Why? Isn't it perfectly normal?
Ooh, the wafflestomp.
Haha no joke. I have jacked off in a friends shower before. It all makes it down the drain. What does it matter? They're welcome to jerk it in my shower too, as long as there's nothing left behind lol.
I don't see that as being disrespectful to my friends.
1) They'd never know.
2.) I'd let them piss in my shower too. IDGAF.
Haha.
Escape Goat
Member
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Escape Goat
Member
Waffle?
What does your shit look like?
hot, fresh waffles.
Typhoon_Ex
Member
I do it, it feels good!
Why don't you tell them so they know?
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
....You know people suck dick right....Piss comes out of that too..
I'm not necessarily against it - occasionally if I feel the urge I'll let some go. But in the morning isn't it easier to just use the toilet? You can predict you'll need a piss so it isn't a surprise.
I usually just take a quick piss after switching the shower on - gives it a few seconds to warm up
the few times I do piss in the shower I deliberately avoid aiming for the drain. I like to see the path the yellow water takes from the opposite side of the cubicle
I usually just take a quick piss after switching the shower on - gives it a few seconds to warm up
the few times I do piss in the shower I deliberately avoid aiming for the drain. I like to see the path the yellow water takes from the opposite side of the cubicle
You realize those are different tubes right?
LanceVance
Member
Who shits in a shower?
Tesseract
Banned
they shit then stomp it down. it's fascinating behavior, like something out of ren and stimpy.
I'm something out of Ren and Stimpy.
Umm you're missing the point but lol at logz and tesseracts replies.
PJV3
Member
High pissing should be in the Olympics, I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I was rather gifted in my youth.
A slight squeeze and I could wash the upstairs windows.
Dion Blaster
Member
:lol is this actually a thing people do? The mental image I'm getting is just so ridiculous. And their foot covered in shit.
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