That is the official version of snow now
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Lightning Returns FFXIII - Snow confirmed!
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That is the official version of snow now
If Snow still had his Chocobo hair, they could just change the lyrics to Chocosnow.
It could be his sexy time music.
"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN RIDE THIS CHOCOSNOW?"
That is his pimp name.
zeopower6
Member
Snowcobo works too
I can't. What else can they possibly make worse about this series?
Well, I thought his reaction made sense given that he hasn't seen her in 500 years.
fvng
Member
Never say in 10 words what you can say in 20 on GAF right?
I understood your post but I'm not surprised your post ended up confusing people
Simpler way of saying the same exact thing leaving no room for confusion
"I wish LR didn't take itself so seriously ala FF X-2"
Even the quoted post above was clearer and better written than your original one.
Usually I'm doing something productive while posting in XIII threads so I don't always double check what I said.
This time it was watching Game Centre CX, that shit is amazing.
SoraanTribal
Member
That's why in Lightning Returns, no one can die.
Don' be hating on future pimp mayor
Soon he will be running for governor , then future pimp president.
Meccanical
Member
Truly this is the worst hell.
CrimsonCrescendo
Banned
They can die. They just can't die of old age since none of them age anymore. Why? Chaos.
It was in the OP! That post is my reaction to reading the spoiler.
Lumina is Serah anyway. And she's Sora and Rikku, too, probably.
I guess Fang and Vanille are actually safer frozen than released into XIII's world. But then again, they're forced to watch everything so....maybe not.
Meccanical
Member
Is chaos the new paradox?
zeopower6
Member
No, but it sounds like you never finished XIIi-2...
Valhalla and the real world became one, so time doesn't flow correctly anymore, resulting in the location (Nova Chrysalia) we see in LR.
SoraanTribal
Member
Why is Noel messed up? Chaos.
Why is Snow the new mayor? Chaos.
Why is Lightning wearing sunglasses in the dark? Chaos.
Meccanical
Member
Excuse me? I did finish XIII-2.
If time doesn't flow why is there a day and night cycle.
Shadow Red
Member
So Snow is clean shaven now?
Stone Ocean
Member
Because Toriyama.
Relaxed Muscle
Member
Time flows (that's why Lightning has a set number of days before the world ends...or something) it just people can't die anymore.
zeopower6
Member
It still flows, but well... things are complicated because of the chaos.
Meccanical
Member
So what Toriyama is saying, is that time doesn't flow biologically, but flows mechanically.
Because chaos.
So Dajh has been 8? years old for hundreds of years.
Let's see how he handles that.
Thank the heavens! I was worried he wasn't getting enough work.
Meccanical
Member
Troy Baker is a goddamn VA sensation, he doesn't need SE money!
zeopower6
Member
They'll probably not deal with Dajh or Sazh sadly other than a mention at the end... So sad. But why a "Let's see how he handles that?" about Dajh? It's not like the laws of chaos/Valhalla don't apply to children....
Meccanical
Member
There are many things that can entail.
Over the course of the years, has Dajh matured mentally or is he still as child like as ever?
That's something I'd like to know, but it wll never be answered.
Over the course of the years, has Dajh matured mentally or is he still as child like as ever?
That's something I'd like to know, but it wll never be answered.
Of course he won't age mentally. That would involve Toriyama actually thinking about the implications of any of this, whereas he's definitely using chaos as this game's paradox. Basically let's just say there has been a really messy time-skip and leave it at that, because otherwise we might realise just now little sense this all makes.
As for the OP...lol, you can't get any worse even if you tried Toriyama!
Meccanical
Member
Yeah, that should be a story in it's own right. Like, is he angry he can't age? It's more interesting than whatever the fuck Lightning's doing anyway, but Dajh ain't Toriyama's waifu, so I doubt it'll be touched upon.
I dunno man, Snow being some pimp overlord is so bad it's awesome. I may actually buy this shit if he is in fact a mayor of some hoe city.
CrimsonCrescendo
Banned
Dude, look up some of the older interviews: Serah is Toriyama's favorite character. That's why she is Canon-Sue personified.
Meccanical
Member
I guess that wedding with Serah is off eh?
Then again
so it's fine I guess.
Then again
she's dead
zeopower6
Member
I think they'll at least touch upon the subject since we only got to see the events that led up to people being unable to age. I hope LR shows a bit of what happened directly after the ending and not just start with Lightning waking up in 1000AF. We probably won't see Dajh or Sazh but maybe in future reveals they'll show them and it won't be like XIII-2. Seriously, was Sazh in that at all other than the DLC and the ending?
I sure hope not.
I think it is, and it makes sense really. If he was trapped in the colleseum "outside of time," then that means Serendipity is probably the only other place he can even go.
I think everyone is going to, except maybe Hope. 500 years has twisted them all I guess.
He looks like a Versus character lol. Honestly better design than Prompto.
CrimsonCrescendo
Banned
Dude, I want Toriyama to delve into Lightning's psyche since we know she's mentally over, like, a million years old. The Ultimania states that she's aware of all the countless 900 year loops she's gone through. She's been fighting a never ending war for countless 900 year loops and has see all of history (except for what the plot dictates she couldn't... like the ending) for lord know how long.
But do you think we'll get an in depth look at this plot point? HA! You obviously don't know the "Lightning Saga" if you do.
brandonh83
Banned
I'm on a slight hangover so I don't have the energy to work out whether or not you're kidding or if S-E is just trying that damn hard.
Meccanical
Member
It's Toriyama, so if it sounds stupid it's true.
Honestly I can't decide if this is awesomely stupid or stupidly awesome, but my god is it stupid.
brandonh83
Banned
I got plowed last night but this makes me want a round two. Not healthy, but neither is being a Final Fantasy fan at this point. I'm (please be) excited for E3 and the potential reveal of FF15 but at this point it's hard to believe it'll be anything but a carnival of stupidity.
Snow. The governor of the City of Pleasure. The governor of the City of Pleasure named Snow.
Hey baby wanna stay in Snow's Igloo tonight
dark_chris
Member
I still hate the title of this game.
Probably the worst named title for a FF game ever.
Shoulda stuck with FFXIII-III
Probably the worst named title for a FF game ever.
Shoulda stuck with FFXIII-III
CrimsonCrescendo
Banned
B...but Lightning Returns! Please be excited.
SoraanTribal
Member
I agree. And the OCD in me is going to be annoyed when I have the games lined up on my shelf! D:
In the Japanese version, it was Xanadu, Palace of Pleasure.
In the US version it's Serendipity.
It's also literally the only place he could probably get to in the story.
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