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[Dennis]

You could try ;peeing into the gape. I dunno.

This seems like the way to go.

 

[Vashetti]

Get a douche, it'll help her relax more knowing she's clean.

It loosens you up immensely, very helpful.

 

[captive]

The Master

thanks.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Well maybe but not necessarily, especially if he intends to put it in her vagina afterwards.

No need for after.

 

[moggio]

No need for after.

One shot Sidney, eh?

 

[SlipperySlope]

All joking aside - Did you just go in dick first without warming it up with a finger? It could also have been something she ate (and subsequently pooped out) making the inside not-so-ready for anal. Bad reaction to the lube; have you used it before vaginally? Same thing with the condom; do you use those vaginally? The condom, if too loose (no size jab here), could bunch up and rub her the wrong way on the inside.

edit: It could have been a combination of those as well. Depending on your size (mostly girth) and this being her first time it will probably be rough for her. It's pretty normal her to feel 'weird' the next day or so because ya know, she had a penis in her butt and that's new to that area. Raw though, as in it hurts when she poops isn't particularly normal.

We started with a lubed finger. Moved on to a thin lubed dildo, also with a condom. Then penis. We've used the condom before. It's a thin one, think it's called Kimono. Really thin and tight, hard to put on. Regarding the lube, it was KY Jelly.

During the act she was fine after she loosened up. She was nervous in the beginning. After the halfway point she got into it. Said she experienced no pain. Only sign of pain is the rawness today, to my knowledge.

 

[GungHo]

Toss the salad.

 

[akira28]

its the ky. that stuff dries up at the worst times. and asses don't self lubricate like vaginas. get you some pjur eros, man. Silicone, or ID Anal lube.

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

The off topic section is quickly becoming my favorite

 

[moggio]

KY Jelly is awful lube.

 

[DixieFlatline]

First post-anal poop must be a killer

 

[Borgnine]

KY Jelly.

Amateur hour. Get something you can't find in a drug store.

 

[isual]

iono man . doing greek is...ehhh.

 

[TommyT]

Well maybe but not necessarily, especially if he intends to put it in her vagina afterwards.

Woah let's not rule anything out here. Going from one to the other is the best part!

We started with a lubed finger. Moved on to a thin lubed dildo, also with a condom. Then penis. We've used the condom before. It's a thin one, think it's called Kimono. Really thin and tight, hard to put on. Regarding the lube, it was KY Jelly.

During the act she was fine after she loosened up. She was nervous in the beginning. After the halfway point she got into it. Said she experienced no pain. Only sign of pain is the rawness today, to my knowledge.

Again, no joking in this reply - Definitely sounds like a lube issue then as mentioned from the previous page.

 

[Monsieur]

We started with a lubed finger. Moved on to a thin lubed dildo, also with a condom. Then penis. We've used the condom before. It's a thin one, think it's called Kimono. Really thin and tight, hard to put on. Regarding the lube, it was KY Jelly.

During the act she was fine after she loosened up. She was nervous in the beginning. After the halfway point she got into it. Said she experienced no pain. Only sign of pain is the rawness today, to my knowledge.

Never understood anal. Why go threw all this trouble. Unless your wife is incredibly loose I dont see the issue of using the front door.

 

[GungHo]

Amateur hour. Get something you can't find in a drug store.

Walgreens has everything. Hell, they probably have Mobil 1 in some locations.

 

[Papytendo]

iono man . doing greek is...ehhh.

I thought it was Roman?

 

[Nibel]

( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[Count Dookkake]

One shot Sidney, eh?

No need for more work once the job is done.

Besides, if a girl really likes anal, she's not missing out.

 

[moggio]

Woah let's not rule anything out here. Going from one to the other is the best part!

Also guarantees a bacterial infection.

 

[Hoo-doo]

You could try ;peeing into the gape. I dunno.

 

[Tathanen]

The rawness comes from her sphincter straining to close around your tiny dick.

11/10

 

[User 100115]

We started with a lubed finger. Moved on to a thin lubed dildo, also with a condom. Then penis. We've used the condom before. It's a thin one, think it's called Kimono. Really thin and tight, hard to put on. Regarding the lube, it was KY Jelly.

During the act she was fine after she loosened up. She was nervous in the beginning. After the halfway point she got into it. Said she experienced no pain. Only sign of pain is the rawness today, to my knowledge.

Question: Did she loosen up before or after you went all in? I think you are supposed to wait until they loosen up before going in.

Note to everyone: I have never actually done this, don't get excited, I just read. A LOT.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Pam that shit up.

 

[moggio]

Never understood anal. Why go threw all this trouble. Unless your wife is incredibly loose I dont see the issue of using the front door.

Not everyone is as vanilla as you, dude.

 

[Vashetti]

Never understood anal. Why go threw all this trouble. Unless your wife is incredibly loose I dont see the issue of using the front door.

You haven't tried it then.

 

[VanquishUK]

If you have no idea what you're doing, either search some online tutorials

Spoiler

damn it felt weird typing that

or don't bother doing it at all.

 

[Septimius]

Raw?

 

[akira28]

Raw?

as in "ooh baby I like it"

 

[mattp]

You could try ;peeing into the gape. I dunno.

 

[Infinite_Daremo]

Just don't fuck her like a porn star, goin' ball deep n shit. Go slow, take it easy. Soreness is common for the first time.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Just skip all this bullshit and ask her to peg you. That's where all this assplay is eventually leading.

 

[SlipperySlope]

She just texted me "I feel I sat on a pile of chilis".

 

[Windam]

Goddamn, some of the responses in here are killing me :lol.

Just skip all this bullshit and ask her to peg you. That's where all this assplay is eventually leading.

What if OP feels raw after?

 

[TommyT]

Just skip all this bullshit and ask her to peg you. That's where all this assplay is eventually leading.

 

[Andrew.]

Note to everyone: I have never actually done this, don't get excited, I just read. A LOT.

Sounds fictitous to me

 

[Tathanen]

She just texted me "I feel I sat on a pile of chilis".

Most wives love it when their post-anal chili metaphors find their way directly to the internet.

 

[Mistouze]

Have her on top of you next time so she can control the insertion at first.

Also, advice from my girlfriend : do it again.

EDIT : As for lube recommendations, Swiss Navy and Pjur lubes are good stuff.

 

[marrec]

Try changing up the lube, KY gets real shitty after a few minutes of use.

 

[Infinite_Daremo]

She just texted me "I feel I sat on a pile of chilis".

How many? Ask for the scoville count.

 

[Alucrid]

She just texted me "I feel I sat on a pile of chilis".

Inserting chili peppers into her anus seems more painful than straight anal tbh.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

OP's girlfriend wants breakfast? Why don't you try the diner. She's obviously into Greek......................get it?

 

[Monsieur]

Not everyone is as vanilla as you, dude.

Oh, ok.

 

[jb1234]

Question: Did she loosen up before or after you went all in? I think you are supposed to wait until they loosen up before going in.

Note to everyone: I have never actually done this, don't get excited, I just read. A LOT.

We believe you.

 

[Ferrio]

Just skip all this bullshit and ask her to peg you. That's where all this assplay is eventually leading.

Feels good man.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

OP's girlfriend wants breakfast? Why don't you try the diner. She's obviously into Greek......................get it?

Full English.

 

[akira28]

She just texted me "I feel I sat on a pile of chilis".

Text her back and tell her you've been doing some research and you know how to avoid that next time. Also tell her you'll get something for her discomfort. Then stop by the drug place and get some...hrm...I dunno if Preperation H is the best thing..I was thinking something to give a cooling and soothing sensation but now I can't think of what that might be.

Anyway, cover your bases and pamper her booty when you see her tonight, and maybe in 3 weeks you'll have another go.

edit:
Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Cooling Gel with Vitamin E - Or just some plain Aloe Vera gel something or other will cool the trick.

 

[dekline]

My wife and I had our first successful attempt at anal on Saturday. Went in with a condom. Today she told me she is really raw.

Kinda worried it might scare her away from anal forever. She enjoyed the last half of it when she loosened up.

We used tons of lube. Question is: What can remove her raw sensations in the future? Do I need to go slower? It was her first time doing anal (and mine also). Will the raw sensations go away naturally if we do it enough? If so, how long does it take to "break in"?

 

[Solideliquid]

Don't worry guy! Just keep at it and before you know it, it'll be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Cheers!

 

[Midnight Moon]

Well maybe but not necessarily, especially if he intends to put it in her vagina afterwards.

Warning: May contain graphic wording

Spoiler

Yeah, even if she douches it before you stick it in, it's not a good idea to put it in her vagina after you put it in her anus, she'll end up with a urinary tract infection. If her hole is hurting, tell her to use some corn flour. That usually helps me.