BIGWORM
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chocolate gif was bad taste, apologies.
but you gotta admit this thread is mighty gross, hilariously so.
Being grossed out in here is dependent on one's maturity.
chocolate gif was bad taste, apologies.
but you gotta admit this thread is mighty gross, hilariously so.
Good stuff, Conrad. My girl actually prefers anal to vaginal now. We don't use lube anymore, either. She does ass to mouth without even asking for permission, but then again she gets off when I choke and hit her. Daddy issues are a guy's best friend, GAF.
On nights when my girlfriend and I want to explore alternative methods of intercourse...
Being grossed out in here is dependent on one's maturity.
Interesting. I was wondering what the female perspective on all of this was.
The rougher it is and the bigger his dick is can be an issue. Not so much during when you're used to it but the next day you can feel kind of awkward and bruised.
Don't worry guy! Just keep at it and before you know it, it'll be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Cheers!
Um. Hate to tell you this but vaginas can feel the exact same way.
Well, if you gotta force it you are doing something wrong.
This is very amusing. Thank you.
neogaf just can't discuss sex seriously which people actually have in real life. most people here think it's gross or funny b/c they never have it lol
Good stuff, Conrad. My girl actually prefers anal to vaginal now. We don't use lube anymore, either. She does ass to mouth without even asking for permission, but then again she gets off when I choke and hit her. Daddy issues are a guy's best friend, GAF.
gross on so many levels
On nights when my girlfriend and I want to explore alternative methods of intercourse, I make sure to keep her as pleased and loosened up as possible. I perform oral on her and masturbate her while she lies in my arms, and since she's into BDSM I whisper into her ear all of the filthy things I would do the next time I tie her up. It doesn't take long for her to cum once or twice if my promises are explicit enough.
From there we usually are able to proceed to vaginal sex, and since she likes it from behind, I take the opportunity to begin prepping her ass for invasion by licking my thumb and slowly massaging the area around the hole, and occasionally the hole itself. This helps her relax a bit, knowing that I'm back there and not just dive-bombing into her butt.
We use Astroglide for lube, and it's while I'm railing her puss from behind that I take a little dollop of lube and begin to penetrate her backdoor with my fingers slooooooowly. The anal experience is all about making the receiving partner as comfortable with it as possible. I'm usually able to go up to three lubed fingers until she considers herself "ready, baby."
She prefers anal via missionary because she only has to concentrate on my wang slipping up her butt instead of that AND riding me/balancing on her knees and hands/piledriver. I drop another dollop of lube onto my pee-pee and work it over until it has a nice shine to it, like a high schooler buffing out a finished piece in jewelry class. I then rub the head of my wiener against her brown-eye, gradually applying more and more pressure--with her consent, of course--until I'm pretty much balls-deep.
This is when I tend to stop for a while, let her muscles acclimate to my girth, and tend to her needs, kissing her breasts or masturbating her once more, whatever she needs to let herself accept my johnson in her bum. In our experience, it takes a few minutes of this until she's ready for me to take her to pound-town, but she's become pretty damn good at it. I've been able to hit it as hard as I hit her pussy, which says a lot about her resilience.
Well, that's my advice. Mileage may vary, but the basics should remain the same. Take it slow, make it about the receiver and not your own need to drop a load in that tight ass, and if he/she looks like they just stubbed all their toes and got their genitals waxed simultaneously, then slow the fuck down. Good luck, and god speed.
My wife and I had our first successful attempt at anal on Saturday. Went in with a condom. Today she told me she is really raw.
Kinda worried it might scare her away from anal forever. She enjoyed the last half of it when she loosened up.
We used tons of lube. Question is: What can remove her raw sensations in the future? Do I need to go slower? It was her first time doing anal (and mine also). Will the raw sensations go away naturally if we do it enough? If so, how long does it take to "break in"?
I'm fucking dead, lol.
Source?
and hard to believe too. Let's not forget it's the internet where everyone can say stupid shit.
and hard to believe too. Let's not forget it's the internet where everyone can say stupid shit.
So today was my first visit to the GAF off-topic discussion and this is the first thread I see! WTF!? Lmao - shit gets rough (no pun intended) over here, huh?
Who is that in the background?
Who said anything about "forcing"?
Ha! You know how badly i want to try these things????
You hear me ladies?
Guys who get to explore every part of the female body are fucking lucky.
Now i go cry to myself.
The waifu. She was in my bed playing Animal Crossing while recoiling in terror.
The waifu. She was in my bed playing Animal Crossing while recoiling in terror.
She should be no stranger to getting fucked in the ass.
Fucking Nook...