Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
You have to make sacrifices. Waifus are about give and take.
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Oculus Rift VR Sex Is Coming (NSFW)
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You have to make sacrifices. Waifus are about give and take.
Oh god, lol. Reminds me of the Onion video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCGqhShNnk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
BadAss2961
Member
This is going to change the world.
Hahaha.
Fenderputty
Banned
Internet couples will never even need to meet in person.
Nightstick11
Banned
I don't get it. So do you like nut into that weird orange ball thing? I feel like this is somehow how our zombie apocalypse starts.
Fenderputty
Banned
Could make for some interesting sexual brag threads on the OT.
Oh my fucking god. My sides.
ReturnOfTheRAT
Member
This is NSFL content. Why with the cartoons, again?
Randy Monk
Member
Rimmer: You took your time. Where've you been?
Lister: I was in the AR machine.
Rimmer: Again?
Lister: What do you mean again?
Rimmer: Everybody knows you only use the AR machine to have sex.
Lister: That is not true.
Rimmer: Yes, true! It's pathetic watching you grind away on your own! Day after day after day, you're like a dog that's missing it's master's leg! That groinal attachment's supposed to have a lifetime's guarantee. You've worn it out nearly three weeks.
Lister: That's an outrageous, scandalous piece of libel. I don't just play the roleplay games. What about the sporting simulations like Zero-Gee kickboxing or Wimbledon?
Rimmer: You only play Wimbledon because you're having it off with that jailbait ball girl.
Lister: That is another total lie! She's not jailbait, she's 17.
Rimmer: Lister, she's just a computer sprite. Surely that's the point. She's just a load of pixels.
Lister: Yeah, but what pixels!
Slayer-33
Liverpool-2
Rumble trigger fleshlight, feel the pavement.
Next gen is here.
Relaxed Muscle
Member
Japan leading the industry once again.
lol, appropriate in many ways.
lol
sixteen-bit
Member
Jesus christ.
ichtyander
Member
I had to do it.
mdsfx
Member
Hahaha holy crap
I had to do it.
I had to do it.
Welp this gif fits everything now!
Don't worry, some scientists will "de-extinct" them eventually alongside the dodo.
BabySlayer
Banned
Been waiting to fuck Christie and Kasumi on DOA for years.....
won't even lube the device, im going in dry
won't even lube the device, im going in dry
I had to do it.
*Final Fantasy Fanfare*
Crimsonlink
Member
ROFLMAO This post made my night!
Amauri14
Member
The feel of next-gen.
Fucking LOL, this reminds me of the"Penis-Powered Game Gets Oculus Rift Support (Post #309 hands-on review)" thread.
This report can give you some answers , but there are a lot more factors (that I believe someone mention already)
Edit:
The banderas.gif is the most versatile .gif ever made. Great job, LOL
I had to do it.
Edit 2:Also;
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
This is the seed for something that will easily have mainstream appeal in the next decade or two.
So (devil's advocate here)...how come this is weird/Japan/disgusting/creepy as opposed to regular masturbating to porn or whatever?
It just makes you need less imagination from what I see. Like going from magazines to videos or vibrators/toys. Just another step up. Dunno, I can't say one thing is reprehensible and creepy and another isn't.
Flame shield, on, I guess.
It just makes you need less imagination from what I see. Like going from magazines to videos or vibrators/toys. Just another step up. Dunno, I can't say one thing is reprehensible and creepy and another isn't.
Flame shield, on, I guess.
Infernal Monkey
Member
That's fine, 3DPG can continue to hate. Meanwhile I'll be having glorious virtual sex. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Portugeezer
Member
Blessed humans
I had to do it.
Perfection.